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    Clever BC Trail Names

    There is probably a funny trail name thread somewhere but, I'll admit, I didn't look. How about one just for B.C.?

    Picture proof required.

    Here's one from the Rubberhead trails near Salmon Arm.
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    Ahhh, well Kelowna has a wealth of dumb names, but lots of the signs have been destroyed by fire and/or rednecks.






    I need to take a pic of a new trail, theRapist, but belive me, it does exist.

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    Take a look for "Sexploitation" in this video of the Copper Mountain trails near Terrace.


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    A good many of the trails I know don't have signage so I'm wondering if just simply the trail names can be submitted without benefit of signs?
    A trail on the Sunshine Coast comes to mind called 'Cunning Stunts.'
    I don't actually know if there's a sign for this trail as its been some time since I've ridden it but to pronounce the name always gave me fits.

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    BC funny names? Well "The Slunt" comes to mind. I have a pic of it somewhere but can't find it. The funniest thing was the thread on the Fur-knee forum about it:

    http://www.bikefernie.ca/forums/slunt

    Some people have such dirty minds...I knew it was Slog + Grunt = Slunt all along.

    Super fun trail BTW

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    May not rate as clever, but it's sorta funny...



    Also the cvnt Buster (and the Applicator, which is how you get there...).

    Most of Dangerous Dan's stuff, like the Gargler, Swallower, or the ride around that spits you out onto the road.

    Palmela Handerson, up in Williams Lake. The most fun you can have by yourself....

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    Oh, and also...


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    That Copper Mtn. trail name is "Sexecutioner".

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    Quote Originally Posted by cdnblur
    That Copper Mtn. trail name is "Sexecutioner".
    You're right.

    Must have been a Freudian slip!

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    SoFaking at the dump in Victoria.
    "The best pace is suicide pace, and today is a good day to die." Steve Prefontaine

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    Krafty Butcher in Cumberland. English slang for a homosexual... " delivers meat to the backdoor "

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    Clever but you guys are cheating! Where are the pics as proof?

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    South Canoe trail system
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    Quote Originally Posted by PVR
    Clever but you guys are cheating! Where are the pics as proof?
    I'll vouch for Sofa King and Krafty Butcher. Along with Yer Mom on Hornby Island.

    Bob: "Hey Jim, I rode Yer Mom yesterday... twice.... it was really slippery the second time."

    Jim: "Yeah, me too. Must be all the dead leaves.

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    Sorry I don't know why my pictures wouldn't get small so I can attach them but..

    Anal intruder, Young lust(it's at the end of comfortable numb What??), Sh8 happens, Gee I like your pants and ladies only. Oh Natural High too
    I'm going to rob banks til I retire or get caught. Either way I'm set for life

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    we rode placenta descenta last week. no pic though

    that gets my vote for wackiest name

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnySmoke
    Ahhh, well Kelowna has a wealth of dumb names, but lots of the signs have been destroyed by fire and/or rednecks.




    I need to take a pic of a new trail, theRapist, but belive me, it does exist.

    Heh,

    Hucking Grass is about 2 km from my garage door.

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    A few years ago I rode a trail in Prince George called " My Dixie wrecked"

    As english isn't my first language I didn't get it until I said it out loud a few times!

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    K it's not clever or even very original, but it's in BC and it's a trail!

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    New sign for an old trail,




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    Feelin Lucky

    This one makes me thirsty.
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    Fuzzy Bunny

    Don't let the name fool you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stick-boy1
    This one makes me thirsty.
    Where's this trail? With a can of Luck-Star, it's gotta be on the Island....

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    You are correct sir. About an hour south of you.
    Rollin just to keep on rollin'. I don't want to leave this heaven so soon. - Mark Lanegan

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    Quote Originally Posted by stick-boy1
    You are correct sir. About an hour south of you.
    I may have rode the Bunny on Wednesday.....Is it near the Abyss, Keiths, Boy oh Boy and the like?

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    yeah those are my home trails
    Rollin just to keep on rollin'. I don't want to leave this heaven so soon. - Mark Lanegan

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