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    Why does it hurt when I pee?

    Why does it hurt when I pee?
    Why does it hurt when I pee?
    I donít want no doctor
    To stick no needle in me
    Why does it hurt when I pee?
    I got it from the toilet seat
    I got it from the toilet seat
    It jumped right up
    íní grabbed my meat
    Got it from the toilet seat
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    Oh God I probably got the
    Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
    Why does it
    Why does it
    Why does it
    Why does it hurt...when i
    Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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    Where's the Central Scrutinizer when you need him?

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    You and your Zappa!

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    The Slime...

    [QUOTE=Tappoix]Why does it hurt when I pee?

    How about -

    I am gross and perverted
    I'm obsessed 'n deranged
    I have existed for years
    But very little had changed
    I am the tool of the Government
    And industry too
    For I am destined to rule
    And regulate you

    I may be vile and pernicious
    But you can't look away
    I make you think I'm delicious
    With the stuff that I say
    I am the best you can get
    Have you guessed me yet?
    I am the slime oozin' out
    From your TV set

    You will obey me while I lead you
    And eat the garbage that I feed you
    Until the day that we don't need you
    Don't got for help...no one will heed you
    Your mind is totally controlled
    It has been stuffed into my mold
    And you will do as you are told
    Until the rights to you are sold

    That's right, folks..
    Don't touch that dial

    Well, I am the slime from your video
    Oozin' along on your livin'room floor

    I am the slime from your video
    Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

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    Zappa for President!

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    If only he were still alive, I would have loved to see him enter the political arena. Shake things up a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-Funk
    If only he were still alive, I would have loved to see him enter the political arena. Shake things up a bit.
    Ummm. Ain't no way you're that old, but I am .....I sawed you at the race. You can't remember Zappa....but I do agree with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-Funk
    If only he were still alive, I would have loved to see him enter the political arena. Shake things up a bit.
    What's the ugliest part of your body?
    What's the ugliest part of your body?
    Some say your toes.
    Some say your nose.
    But, I think it's your mind.
    I think it's your mind.

    FZ kills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Shorts
    Ummm. Ain't no way you're that old, but I am .....I sawed you at the race. You can't remember Zappa....but I do agree with you.
    Actually that wasn't me. I don't race. But I am 37, so I did get in on the tail end of his career.
    Every time I hear a Steve Vai song it reminds me so much of FZ. He's retained a lot of FZ's style.

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