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    Stream Crossing by Dusty Booty

    It's no secret that Dustball has issues with stream crossings. But this pic that he sent me from last weekend's ride, clearly shows that he's now got a handle on it.

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    Don'tcha think he's got his top-tube jammed up a little to far in his buttcrack? There are better ways to hold onto the bike.
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    "Check out my rigid SS 29er! It makes me so unique and different! When I roll out to a fat tire fest, I'm the wild and crazy guy with horns glued to my helmet and I'm usually wearing a dress!"

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    the wheelie bar is a nice touch. now everyone will want one! however that dbl inverted mary bar wont win ya any points. thats just tryin way too hard dusty. in the end, its a draw.
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    hard to tell from the photos, but it looks like he finally found some white rims!

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    Nice bell.

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    you know...

    ...any man with that kind of ass control is HAWT! i would like to see how long you guys can hold your 5spots and rfx's between your ass cheeks while suspended from a rope!

    and i think you should film all attempts and post them here...

    and i think speedos should be worn...in fact...attempts will not be legitimate without speedos!
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    allow me to stress how bad a idea this is. i mean a REALLY bad idea. please retract this post harry. as a matter of fact, will the mods please kill this entire thread as a form of preventitive disinfectant for the forum as a whole. the very thought of this impending string of turners rammed up thonged asses just makes me so impossibly ill. harry, please get some help. i know as a grad student ya probobly dont have insurance or any means of payin out of pocket so the homers will start a fund to clean yer deeply disturbed mind of these thoughts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    you know...

    ...any man with that kind of ass control is HAWT! i would like to see how long you guys can hold your 5spots and rfx's between your ass cheeks while suspended from a rope!

    and i think you should film all attempts and post them here...

    and i think speedos should be worn...in fact...attempts will not be legitimate without speedos!
    Should we start a pool on who will be first to post that picture?
    Nothing to see here.

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    Oh man, there's A LOT of opportunity here

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    oh i beg of you! please... no!
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    The other issue of course, is..those stanky gloves and helmet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    allow me to stress how bad a idea this is. i mean a REALLY bad idea. please retract this post harry. as a matter of fact, will the mods please kill this entire thread as a form of preventitive disinfectant for the forum as a whole. the very thought of this impending string of turners rammed up thonged asses just makes me so impossibly ill. harry, please get some help. i know as a grad student ya probobly dont have insurance or any means of payin out of pocket so the homers will start a fund to clean yer deeply disturbed mind of these thoughts.
    oh come on cc, lighten up...live a little...throw on some speedos...who knows...ya might like it! grrr!!!

    and of course i'm deeply disturbed...but isn't that why i fit in here in the first place???

    plus, i'd like to think that i'm disturbed in a good way!
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    CactusCorn, you're not worried that you might perhaps in some sick and twisted way enjoy looking at guys in speedo's, are you? I can see why you wouldn't want us to know that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade
    CactusCorn, you're not worried that you might perhaps in some sick and twisted way enjoy looking at guys in speedo's, are you? I can see why you wouldn't want us to know that.
    I can vouch for his non homophobic ways, he was more than happy to share a bed with me or squish, I offered to sleep on the floor, actually I insisted, but he wasn't having any of that. Thank god I brought my "male" chasity belt otherwise I wouldn't of slept a wink

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    Okay, that eliminates that concern. Perhaps CC is worried that he doesn't look as HAWT as some of us would in a speedo.
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    Looks like the locals strung him up by his nutsack. Can you blame them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    I can vouch for his non homophobic ways, he was more than happy to share a bed with me or squish, I offered to sleep on the floor, actually I insisted, but he wasn't having any of that. Thank god I brought my "male" chasity belt otherwise I wouldn't of slept a wink
    hey man...nothing like accepting your sexuality and going with it...really...what is wrong with you people...

    ...celebrate your differences...FEEL the love!

    and your man-on-man action threesome sounds hot! shite...why didn't i go to the THC???
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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    your man-on-man action threesome sounds hot!
    Damn! Did you guys get some video of that action? Is that was CactusCorn is worried about? Well, it's too late to hide the fact now! Out with the video!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade
    Damn! Did you guys get some video of that action? Is that was CactusCorn is worried about? Well, it's too late to hide the fact now! Out with the video!
    Yeah, but you might want to put some beer goggles on

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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    and your man-on-man action threesome sounds hot!
    Wow guys, I knew there was some drinking and partying but next time a little less tequila.
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    And did you hear about the burro that CC went and found and brought back to the room?
    Hawt stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade
    Damn! Did you guys get some video of that action? Is that was CactusCorn is worried about? Well, it's too late to hide the fact now! Out with the video!
    i KNOW...i mean...for a bunch of people that take an above average amount of pictures of themselves mountain biking, there must be footage of that action! so i'm with you renegade...out with it boys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade
    And did you hear about the burro that CC went and found and brought back to the room?
    Hawt stuff!
    Actually.....nah, just kidding

    When we got to Fruita we headed over to OTE and ended up coming back and partying with those guys after the shop closed, cutthroat showed up with his hornitos and man I got seriously buzzed by nights end, Miles and I bought like $50 worth of burgers and chowed down with DT and some pep's at the end of the night, tons of fun that night but boy was I hanging the next day. Ended up doing a killer ride the next day at the lunch loop area and Mike Curiak showed us some goods there. Great trip

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    I have chainguard envy.

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    I disavow any knowledge of the aforementioned threesome, burro, speedo, nutsack, etc. and I would like any reference to Cutthroat expunged from this thread and my permanent file. "Consumption of Hornitos Margaritas may affect your ability to operate heavy equipment, ride a bicycle, or distinguish members of the opposite sex from domesticated farm animals" It says it RIGHT ON THE LABEL!.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquaholic
    It's no secret that Dustball has issues with stream crossings. But this pic that he sent me from last weekend's ride, clearly shows that he's now got a handle on it.

    Nice job!
    yeah, he HAD to send you the pic, since you didn't bother to show up....

    how was Noble? or was it SJT?

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    i assume no responsibility for any of the above comments, senarios or otherwise. any defensive posture i may take would only prove to be catastrophic in the end. no... allow me to rephrase that..... (the subtle sound of the enter key bein pressed and then a scream is heard from my office) ..........."dammit! too late!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    i assume no responsibility for any of the above comments, senarios or otherwise. any defensive posture i may take would only prove to be catastrophic in the end. no... allow me to rephrase that..... (the subtle sound of the enter key bein pressed and then a scream is heard from my office) ..........."dammit! too late!"
    sweet...how catastrophic are we talking? please elaborate on sentence #2...i want more information about these 'postures'...diagrams and charts would also be helpful...
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    damn! How'd I miss this thread until now?!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    sweet...how catastrophic are we talking? please elaborate on sentence #2...i want more information about these 'postures'...diagrams and charts would also be helpful...

    Harriet, you really are dirty! You managed to derail this water-crossing thread into a series of disturbing images. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    you know...

    ...any man with that kind of ass control is HAWT! i would like to see how long you guys can hold your 5spots and rfx's between your ass cheeks while suspended from a rope!

    and i think you should film all attempts and post them here...

    and i think speedos should be worn...in fact...attempts will not be legitimate without speedos!
    yes, yes and YES!
    ...I didn't know they had kegal-type exercises for the ass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by santiago
    Harriet, you really are dirty! You managed to derail this water-crossing thread into a series of disturbing images. lol
    thank you.

    it's a gift...i went to catholic school until college...and i swam competitively for 4 years... two of the dirtiest populations: catholics and competitive swimmers...i didn't have a chance...
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    Harriet, do you still have any of your catholic school uniforms, you know, the plaid skirt outfits?
    I think they're hawt!
    Got any pics of you in one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade
    Harriet, do you still have any of your catholic school uniforms, you know, the plaid skirt outfits?
    I think they're hawt!
    Got any pics of you in one?
    yes.
    of course you do.
    yes.

    but you will never see them on here...so forget it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dHarriet
    but you will never see them on here...so forget it!
    You tease; you're just like all the other catholic school girls I know, , like my wife, for instance. She also attended all the way through high school.
    I guess I'll just have to drive by all the playgrounds on my way home, to get my kicks today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade
    You tease; you're just like all the other catholic school girls I know, , like my wife, for instance. She also attended all the way through high school.
    I guess I'll just have to drive by all the playgrounds on my way home, to get my kicks today.
    i think my 'dirty old man' alarm just went off double-time!

    i believe we have an R Kelley in our midst, boys and girls!
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    Well, I am a dirty old man; I'll be 50 years young in 4 months.
    Don't worry, at don't lear at women under the age of sixteen. Got to have standards, you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade
    Well, I am a dirty old man; I'll be 50 years young in 4 months.
    Don't worry, at don't lear at women under the age of sixteen. Got to have standards, you know.
    good to hear you've got standards. at your age though...maybe the cut off should be a little higher...you don't want to hurt yourself...now that you're no longer as limber as you used to be!
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    I checked my THC photos and this is the last shot I had of Cactus before things got really ugly. The Hornitos ran out and the switch to Jose made things pretty harsh. I think s/he said his/her name was "Pat" or maybe it was "Terry"???? Perhaps a competitive swimmer? I left right after that. (You can't actually see CC in this picture 'cuz "Pat" is sitting on him.)
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    Damn, this thread is getting good!

    dH- show more respect for your elders , you should really consider showing those plaid skirt shots to redeem yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    Damn, this thread is getting good!

    dH- show more respect for your elders , you should really consider showing those plaid skirt shots to redeem yourself

    ok, ok. just for the turner boys...

    i tried it on just now...and look...it still fits...

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    Yes!!

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    I see London, I see France..........
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    Ah yes, this is another reason why I got a Turner. The women know how to ride and they're hot.
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    Well....

    This just became the Thread of the Week.

    Way to keep in shape dHarriet. There's not many people who can still wear their clothes from HS like that. I guess the new Flux has worked out well for you.

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    thanx harry. it seems my rebound damping is set juuuuuuuuuuust right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2TurnersNotEnough
    This just became the Thread of the Week.
    Holy snap, it's only Wednesday! I'm really frightened to see what this Friday's posts are gonna be like.

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