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    ... and if we just ... Monday morning funny...

    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
    veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. So he cleaned
    both
    ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady
    that if
    she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get
    some
    "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.The
    lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair" hair remover. At the
    register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
    your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."The lady says,
    "I'm not using it under my arms."The druggist says, "Well if
    you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."The
    lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
    I'm using it on my schnauzer."
    The druggist, without a blink, replied:

    " Then just stay off your bicycle for about a week."

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    I knew that was coming. funny.

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