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    if yer not gonzo....

    .....please sign in here. just copy paste yer name to the list, add a comment as to why yer not gonzostrike if ya care to and off we go. why all this hububb? ask gonzo but be patient as he may not answer right away.

    the official "im not gonzostrike" sign-up list:

    hi, im cactuscorn and im not gonzo cuz i show respect.
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    Hi, I'm not gonzo because I don't care how underbuilt you Highline is.

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    hi, im Bikezilla and im not gonzo cuz I own a camera.
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    Trouble at mill ?

    Have you run into a problem?

    What's up ?
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    I'm not gonzo because I'm not a muppet.

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    Faster is better, even when it's not.

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    I'm not Gonzo 'cause I own 2 Gravity Droppers... or does that mean I'm not Fo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    hi, im Bikezilla and im not gonzo cuz I own a camera.
    Hi, I'm S-Works and I'm not gonzo cuz not only do I own a camera, but I know how to focus it.
    Astigmatic Visionary

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    Lol, Ta Zilla

    CC, Iím not said person (obviously) due to my lack of cutting rhetoric and wit !
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    Hi, I'm big_olly and I'm not gonzo because I have the humility to admit that there are other people on this forum who are better riders than me.

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    Addendum: *Without* the need of a Woo-job.
    Last edited by big_olly; 11-05-2006 at 10:37 PM.

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    I am gonzo.
    "It's only when you stand over it, you know, when you physically stand over the bike, that then you say 'hey, I don't have much stand over height', you know"-T. Ellsworth

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    Was waiting for that one. Thank you Jayem!

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    bravo jayem! nominated for best post of the hour.
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    I ride my RFX on XC trails and like it. Go figure on liking the security of an overbuilt bike on XC trails, that frequently detour into hairy territory.

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    I'm not gonzo because doing drugs in Las Vegas is scary.......especially when I'm expectd to turn in an article at the end of the week.
    STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk_Chicken
    I ride my RFX on XC trails and like it. Go figure on liking the security of an overbuilt bike on XC trails, that frequently detour into hairy territory.
    thats the most blatant ignorance of the thread rules so far, not that anyone else followed them. congrats on yer poopy head award. now try again before i confiscate yer gd.
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    I am not Gonzo because I have no idea who Gonzo is.
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    no gonzo here-just turtle; trust me, nobody else would want to be me
    now what?

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    Slightly off-subject but rather than the Ďyouíre gonzo, no Iím notí chats, how about another Homerism? gonzo-esque defined as...

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    king of osmosis photography thus proving hes better than you. at everything.
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    hi, im dpdsurf and im not gonzo cuz article 48 is not my life partner

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    Edit: changed my mind no need to be mean.

    BTW, I'm still not Gonzo.
    Last edited by Bikezilla; 11-05-2006 at 11:06 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    hi, im cactuscorn and im not gonzo cuz i show respect.
    I'm not passing judgement on Sean one way or antoher but your post absolutely pegged my irony-ometer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete
    I'm not passing judgement on Sean one way or antoher but your post absolutely pegged my irony-ometer.

    Hahaa. This whole forum is a bit of a joke sometimes.


    A friend got sidetracked to a turner thread the other day and asked what the deal was with the aqua-tscheasy fo-pablo garbage. I tried to esplain to the best of my knowledge and he then said something funny to me;

    "It's like a f***en soap opera."

    Hmmmm, uhhh, kinda hard to debate.

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    ...these are the days of our lives...

    and i'm not gonzo either...
    because:
    1. who's gonzo?
    2. if my name was gonzo, i would change it...STAT!
    3. i like Dirty Harriet...a much cooler name than gonzo!

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    Kidwoo Wins!

    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo
    I'm not gonzo because doing drugs in Las Vegas is scary.......especially when I'm expectd to turn in an article at the end of the week.
    I'm not gonzo because I don't drive the Red Shark.

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    Dirty Harriet?

    So are you the official Turner Forum tease? Just curious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Shorts
    Dirty Harriet?

    So are you the official Turner Forum tease? Just curious
    that is what the d stood for...always...from the comic book about the tomboy and from a line in the movie 'Miss Congeniality'.

    plus, i think cactuscorn is the turner forum's official tease...i wouldn't want to take that away from him...

    consider me the token smarta$$ tomboy...

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    CC go see Borat and laugh at something funny.....I don't understand the point of this post at all.....I lurk much more than I post but have been lurking a while...I happen to think at times Gonzo is funny as hell and at other times a bit harsh but surely he isn't worth getting worked up about is he? You yourself just had to eat some crow pie so what has Gonzo done that is so terrible?

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    I'm not Gonzo because I dont have a Mullet and a General Lee tatoo.
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    I am the walrus. Goo Goo G'Joob...

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    Im not Gonzo and neither am I...








    (As in Im not schizo, but then Im not as entertaining either....)

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    I {heart} Gonzo.
    Last edited by Roy; 11-06-2006 at 09:52 AM.

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    I'm not Bozo either...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete
    I'm not passing judgement on Sean one way or antoher but your post absolutely pegged my irony-ometer.
    yer right there pete. did ya happen to notice the full retraction and appology? maybe my new signature? yep, i blew it and had the nuts to admit it. this is all in fun and id think gonz would appriciate us havin a laugh with him, that is if it was him.
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    whoever decided this was any kind of attack at gonz, a-48, paublo or anyone else missed the point and the joke. happens to me all the time. and yes, i find him to be funny and clever when hes not bein a poopy head but ya gotta admit that ratio is mighty staggered.

    i guess the point, if there really ever was one, is to lighten the guy up a bit, get him to have some fun here. care to join in?

    more rasberry bbq crow sauce please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    whoever decided this was any kind of attack at gonz, a-48, paublo or anyone else missed the point and the joke.
    .....
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    LOL!

    He's not Gonzo either.
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    I am not Gonzo,
    I am Spartacus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    LOL!

    He's not Gonzo either.
    But this guy is:
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    lovely

    Quote Originally Posted by Aquaholic
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    That's a lovely shade of lipstick he's wearing. Is that just for public appearances, or is he less inhibited when the cameras aren't around?

    And this thread got this stupid song stuck in my head:
    If you're gonzo and you know it clap your hands...
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    Whom among us does not like Gongo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ncbiker
    Whom among us does not like Gongo?
    Manny Ortiz!
    ''It seems like a bit of a trend, everyone trying to make things longer over the last couple of years" Sam Hill

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    Im not Gonzo because Im not a moonbat douchebag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RkFast
    Im not Gonzo because Im not a moonbat douchebag.
    Now that's downright racist...at least that's what Gonzo would say.

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    ...my name is nobody........



    so I couldn't possibly be pablito.....
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk_Chicken
    Now that's downright racist...at least that's what Gonzo would say.
    Hed be a douchebag no matter what color he is.

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    There you go again. Not only that, you're a liberal, giving the country away. Goldarn racist liberals!

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