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    Homer Hierarchy

    OK - so I've been lingering here long enough to know that certain Homers have more "status" than others - dispense with the "equality of the internet" BS for now. Who ya gonna call (or trust)? when it comes to what fork goes best on the Spot, which rockers fit on which frames, wheelsets, hopey dampers - you all know what I mean. I think it's time Homer Town recognized its true leaders - the top three - the Techie, the Enforcer, the Jester. Airwreck - can we do a poll? How about the OUTCAST? I post my votes now:

    Techie - Tscheezy (no explanation necessary)
    Enforcer - 'Zilla (don't mess with the Chocolate Thunder)
    Jester - Cactus (who else has that touch on the keyboard?)
    OUTCAST - Davide? Dusty? (it's draw)

    Open to other ideas categories

    If this is too over the top - fuggedaboudit - I'm bored outta my mind reviewing a sublease for bathrooms in a ski area parking garage (can you believe that sh&t?) - f&&k the snow! I want desert rock and riding NOW!
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    You left out:

    Overlord and supreme master - me

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    cutthroat, anybody can make a thread a poll. Below the message editor has the option. Got to start a new thread....

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    Quote Originally Posted by airwreck
    cutthroat, anybody can make a thread a poll. One of the drop downs below the message editor has the option. Not sure if you can edit your post to make it a poll, might have to be from fresh though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy
    You left out:

    Overlord and supreme master - me
    I bow to your vapid putrescence Lord Roy - Poseur of the First Order.
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    Can I be Poseur & Snob of the Highest Order ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    Don't start getting all cosmological on me now - there's GOD then the Trinity - then all the angels an' stuff then the Devil and all his minions - where are we gonna cut this off and how does Aqua fit into it? Primal Heretic? Somebody do a poll, my computer skills are right up (down actually) there with my hucking abilities - now if telemarking was the topic....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
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    does that mean i'm the confuser?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Squeaky Wheel
    Can I be Poseur & Snob of the Highest Order ?
    Don't start getting all cosmological on me now - there's GOD then the Trinity - then all the angels an' stuff then the Devil and all his minions - where are we gonna cut this off and how does Aqua fit into it? Primal Heretic? Somebody do a poll, my computer skills are right up (down actually) there with my hucking abilities - now if telemarking was the topic....
    When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. ~H.G. Wells

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    don't forget to add "skankiest Troll" to the poll list...
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Quote Originally Posted by airwreck
    cutthroat, anybody can make a thread a poll. Below the message editor has the option. Got to start a new thread....
    OMG! I did it! I'm not a total maroon! Just a friggin' pinghead!
    EDIT - Nope - I'm a maroon - WTF? I guess I need to pose each question? What's up wreck? Kill that dumb poll and tell me how to do it -
    Last edited by cutthroat; 02-09-2006 at 06:31 PM.
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    Enforcer? Gee that was a real strech of the imagination. Pick the big guy. I thought you loved me for my mind.

    I vote Renegade Inside Instigator
    "Na na naah! You off the back!"
    "Haaa haaaa you gonna let him say that about you?"

    SSinGA: Undersecretary of Standover Inspection.

    El Chingon: Comissioner of Gravity Control and Seismic Administration.

    Aquaholic: Cheif researcher of lighter-than-bike riders.

    jncarpenter: Prime Minister of Photographic Disinformation.

    Dusty Bottoms: Human Habitrail
    Last edited by Bikezilla; 02-10-2006 at 02:11 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Squeaky Wheel
    Can I be Poseur & Snob of the Highest Order ?
    Only if I can be Posin' til closin'...............

    peace...............
    Let go, and let it flow!!!!

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    I do 6 foot hucks to transition so I'm out of anything homer.

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    I'm the Anti-Homer.

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    i tried the poll page without much luck so heres my ballot.

    jordi laforge tech weenie award: cheesemiester

    ansel adams award: winston

    most improved: jayem

    green with envy ribbon: pete fagerlin

    most creative: jncarpenter

    princess di memorial cool chic citation: jod

    3 stooges award: aqua - squeek - fool shnitzle

    holy crap on a stick award: (2 way tie) aqua - kidwoo

    what to do in the winter award: dgc

    dont go away mad, just go away award: dust bowl toilet bowl poopy head

    emelda marcos bikes are like shoes award: terminaut

    opie taylor nice guy award: (2 way tie) airwreck - dt

    good call award: squish

    homer hero award: tanker7

    lotto director award: dt and ratfink

    director of misinformation and all things dumbass: davide

    randy newman entertainer of the year award: bikezilla (go on, sing the song)

    ozzy osborne "what the hell did he say?" award: jaybo

    stinky monkey finger award: jerk pigeon

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    feel free to check back in for additional awards as they come to me
    Last edited by cactuscorn; 02-09-2006 at 09:00 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    I vote Renegade Inside Instigator
    "Na na naah! You off the back!"
    "Haaa haaaa you gonna let him say that about you?"
    When I'm bored, there's nothin more fun than stirrin' up a little sh!t to pass the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat
    OMG! I did it! I'm not a total maroon! Just a friggin' pinghead!
    EDIT - Nope - I'm a maroon - WTF? I guess I need to pose each question? What's up wreck? Kill that dumb poll and tell me how to do it -
    uh, I got to try and figure it out for myself I guess, give me few, if you don't hear back it means I went riding instead...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    SSinGA: Undersecretary of Standover Inspection.
    WTF Zilla? I don't think I could even see over your toptube.
    Nothing to see here.

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