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    homer dictonary? where is it?

    we need to find that thing and get it in the sticky. anyone remeber where it is? if so, drop a link. a search gave me nuthin. same thing with pic postin rules.
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    huh?
    Homer defined, is already stuck.
    Homer dictionary?
    Homerism's?
    Homerbonics?

    pic postin rules?

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    yep. i think ta may have written the homer dictionary and bz did the pic rules but you know my memory. both were great pieces and deserve stickyness. good stuff for the fng's too.
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    Cactus,
    I think I know what you meant about BZ posting the pic rules but I could not find it. Maybe this would help, I posted this originally here. I meant for others to add to the list but I guess not many saw this thread. Or everyone did and noone cared, either way...


    Quote Originally Posted by cdtofer
    Handy 'Homer' guide

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    Ok,
    So here is the link about what/where the term 'Homer' came from. And to save everyone from answering questions here is a quick reference guide posted for new owners. By no means exhaustive, just thought I would post some things while sitting here waiting for another useless conf call to start at work.

    Homer Name History

    There are other commonly used words/phrases by the in-the-know crowd:

    UGI - hopefully self explanatory (Up Grade Itis)
    FMB - Full Metal Boner - what you get when you get you new Turner
    Smurf - nickname for a prolific poster on this board, might have something to do with his size
    Kool aid is in the corner - our way of welcoming new members that have fallen into the fold

    There are certain 'key' Homer personalities:
    Cheezy - Frankenmaster, the original Turner Homer
    Zilla - Blingmaster
    JnC - Ninjamaster
    DGC - Oilmaster
    ElChignon - Speedomaster (Leader of Team Sanchez, see note below)
    SSinga - Master of all things Krispy Kreme
    Renegade - MasterInstigator
    Cactuscorn - ??? ran out of witty things to say but know he belongs here
    Aquaholic - Rockmaster, Skirtmaster (Homer at large)
    SqueakyWheel - PUSH insider

    Special mention(Self haters club):
    Davide - Sommelier (w(h)ine specialist)
    DustyButtoms - In denial Homer, Homer court Jester


    Other important things to understand:
    Clown Crap -- stupid and pointless drivel, often quite entertaining, regularly gets posted on Fridays
    FrankenTurner -- very popular idea of late, whereby front triangle of one type of bike is matched with a different rear tri+rockers. Mix and match approach to get what you want from your bike. SEE - '5 pack', 'Spack' and yes even 'SpaanB'
    Team Sanchez -- Homer Drop Squad, a group that uses the suspension of their collective 6 Packs to its fullest potential. Spend their time hucking, usually drops to flat.

    Format of new Turner pics - Not complete until you have 3 shots:
    1) Frame on furniture (especially couches)
    2) Garage shot (built or partially built, preferably leaning against garage door)
    3) Au naturel (new bike posted in its natural habitat)


    EDIT
    To give Davide and DB a special spot and keep it all in one place

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    thanx pal. i added it to the homer file here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    thanx pal. i added it to the homer file here.

    No probs but by no means is it exhaustive - I am sure there are a lot more terms for the dictionary that could be added before it gets stickyized...

    Maybe that could be your next poll or something like that - 'vote for your favorite Homerisms to be added to the official lexicon' ... or something like that.

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    good plan. ill do that then add to it later as its already stuck. no time to put that together till i get outta the studio for the day. thanx again for the assist!
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    I found my pic post rules and added it to your other thead. If you want em here or some place else, let me know.
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    awsome! but ya gotta include a wheres waldo pic from yer pack build. did ya see squeeks post? funny stuff, and trust me its takin alot to get me laughin today.
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    Squeaks post? Which one, where?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    Squeaks post? Which one, where?
    sorry. it was ss's here.
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