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    freaking jerseys, geez!!!

    Hey, look what I have, besides a pointy thingy at the bottom of my hairdo, oh, and real stylish denim work shorts! Serial number 000001.

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    Alright fess up. Where'd ya get it? Did you stoop so low as to make DT a custom headbadge ? I thought Squeak was the only one with no shame.

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    I've got the CC ready... and Turner hasn't updated their website, so what's the deal Roy!
    They look nice and simple

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    I went to their shop today.



    Socks are back too, in SM/MD even.

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    how much $ ????
    ...every day sends future to past...

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    Hee hee, mine and Barny's are in the mail.
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    How does a feller go bowt making one of these appear?
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    Well, in my case, I designed it and did a lot of the leg work to get it produced.
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    help him on a project or 2. works for me! cheese was the man behind the jersey so he gets his. barney sleeps with cheese so she gets hers by default. royta is simply a pre-empting ho so he got his on the sly. or just keep a eye on the turner web site. $65 i think but dont hold me to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    barney sleeps with cheese so she gets hers by default. .

    Ooh I just got an idea.

    thanks!








    I've got a block of cheddar that's been looking like it needs some company anyway.


    I'll just pay attention here more and see if another run occurs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    barney sleeps with cheese so she gets hers by default.
    Nice one, CC. Now Kidwoo thinks all he has to do is sleep with me.

    Edit: oh crap, kw already did the math..
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    swiss might be worth a speed run to the deli. ill pm ya as soon as i get the word but dont forget to keep a eye on dt's site yerself, primarily the gifts page ill assume.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tscheezy
    Nice one, CC. Now Kidwoo thinks all he has to do is sleep with me.
    no worries pal. you can buy me a beer in moab. a good one though. afterall it was a nice thing i did hookin you 2 up and everything.
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    nice

    is it gonna come in any colors?

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    Blue...
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    That blue is VERY blue.

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    fyi

    website has been updated.
    go get 'em

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    royta,

    What's the sizing like? What size are you wearing in the pic?
    Nothing to see here.

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    I was just about to ask about the size too. Here's the info from the Voler site
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    The sizing is almost exactly the same as the Homer jerseys. They are just a little longer in the hem iirc. In other words, DO NOT SIZE UP (i.e., do not get the next larger size for loose fit- they already fit loose).

    Here is the sizing scheme from the old jerseys. It is best to grab a jersey you currently own that fits you well, lay it FLAT on a table, and take the measurements indicated in the figure below. Compare it to those in the table and choose a Turner jersey based on those sizes. The only one I have found to be different is in the hem length which is a little longer on the new jerseys.



    The new design:



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    royta posted on a local SoCal board that the jersey is a medium.

    "I stopped by the shop to pick up a replacement brake boss.

    The blue jerseys are real blue. They fit large. That thar jersey I'm wearing is a medium and a bit larger than my size medium Fox Base jersey. Since there is no zipper, I don't think I'll mind the extra roominess."

    hope this helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by royta
    Hey, look what I have, besides a pointy thingy at the bottom of my hairdo, oh, and real stylish denim work shorts! Serial number 000001.

    -Roy
    Wow. Those are the ugliest F'ing jerseys I have ever seen. I'm going to have to pass. I think last year's jerseys were much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chingon
    Wow. Those are the ugliest F'ing jerseys I have ever seen. I'm going to have to pass. I think last year's jerseys were much better.
    Much as I like last year's jersey, IMO this one is cool too - I like understated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chingon
    Wow. Those are the ugliest F'ing jerseys I have ever seen. I'm going to have to pass. I think last year's jerseys were much better.
    Coming from a bald, middle aged, over weight, albino latino that likes to hike the ancient pyramids of Mexico in a speedo I'm not sure how much weight your opinion of the asthetic value of the Turner jersey holds.

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    Royta,

    Please refer to the attached article in respect to your ill timed throwing of horms...

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365

    We wouldn't want Nikki Sixx showing up at your door.

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    I saw the Crue at the Forum in March '05 and at Irvine Meadows in July '05. I can throw the horns whenever the heck I want. Nikki Sixx' son Gunner played a solo at the Forum. Kind of cool.

    "A lot of people who incorrectly make the sign have traces of metal in their hearts and minds, they just need the proper direction," Mustaine said. "Remember that many are outcasts and losers. To punish them further is to destroy the future of metal."
    *hangs head in shame*

    "If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, you should not be throwing the sign," Butler said. "It's that simple."
    What if I played Slayer immedietely afterwards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by royta
    I saw the Crue at the Forum in March '05 and at Irvine Meadows in July '05. I can throw the horns whenever the heck I want. Nikki Sixx' son Gunner played a solo at the Forum. Kind of cool.

    "A lot of people who incorrectly make the sign have traces of metal in their hearts and minds, they just need the proper direction," Mustaine said. "Remember that many are outcasts and losers. To punish them further is to destroy the future of metal."
    *hangs head in shame*

    "If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, you should not be throwing the sign," Butler said. "It's that simple."
    What if I played Slayer immedietely afterwards?
    Are you referring to the KROQ Weenie Roast? I was so embarrased for them at that show. They sounded SO bad. Vince Neil was way out of shape and couldn't remember a lot of the lyrics. For them to follow the likes of the Foo Fighters who absolutely OWNED IT, was a travesty.

    The only worse closer at the weenie roast was when they had The Chili Peppers close AFTER Metallica! NOBODY CLOSES FOR METALLICA! The whole place started filing out of the stadium once the peppers started their set of lullaby punk.

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    No, I'm talking about their Carnival of Sins tour. They kicked ass! They played music from every album. Mick Mars was even walking around stage, which is quite the accomplishment due to his degenerative bone disease. Vince was in great shape too. That was after the "remaking of Vince Neil" thing on VH1. Yeah, that show was embarassing to watch.

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    They're now up on Turner's website.

    http://www.turnerbikes.com/Merchant2...ry_Code=SHIRTS

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    I got my Jersey yo!! The blue almost looks like a deep purple. Very comfy though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    no worries pal. you can buy me a beer in moab. a good one though. afterall it was a nice thing i did hookin you 2 up and everything.
    Can you buy good beer in Moab? I thought you had to bring it with.

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    yer right!

    Quote Originally Posted by Orangerider
    Can you buy good beer in Moab? I thought you had to bring it with.
    cheese is one of the brighter candels in this dark and gawd forsaken room so i figure hes got it in him to work it out on his own. just as long as it doesnt taste like whale jizz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chingon
    Wow. Those are the ugliest F'ing jerseys I have ever seen. I'm going to have to pass. I think last year's jerseys were much better.
    Feeling a little gonz today?

    I like the grey and have one coming, I promise no modeling and certainly no speedos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rroeder
    I promise no modeling and certainly no speedos.
    I think I can speak for all of us (except CC) and say "Thank You"
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    Quote Originally Posted by S-Works
    I think I can speak for all of us (except CC) and say "Thank You"
    and you think i like those nasty speedo shots because of.....? never once did i say to you, "gee sworks, ya might ride faster if ya wore some skin tight hip huggers." nor did the nausiating thought ever cross my mind. im sure there must be someone on this earth who really believes el c is a good lookin guy and finds him attractive in those trainwreck of a fasion statement but, now trust me here, i am not one of them. if it were up to me, that kinda misguided lycra-nuts clown crap would get a guy on perminant mgx duty and only have internet access to f88 under the moniker of "gonzosmidnightsluht" or somethin equally unattractive. what are my tastes? im glad ya asked. hows about april lawyer in nuthin but a cable end? a 1.2mm if ya please. glad we had a chance to clear this up.
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    has anybody fondled those socks yet?
    I'd like to know if they are thick free ride socks or those thin roady ones.

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    You want to see fugly? Go look at an Ells Primal Wear rag.

    Have a bucket ready.
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    The socks are thinner and kind of ribbed, for my ankles pleasure. They are also taller than I would prefer, but they had a big "T" on them, so I bit. They appear to be the SockGuy Royale variety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    and you think i like those nasty speedo shots because of.....? never once did i say to you, "gee sworks, ya might ride faster if ya wore some skin tight hip huggers." nor did the nausiating thought ever cross my mind. im sure there must be someone on this earth who really believes el c is a good lookin guy and finds him attractive in those trainwreck of a fasion statement but, now trust me here, i am not one of them. if it were up to me, that kinda misguided lycra-nuts clown crap would get a guy on perminant mgx duty and only have internet access to f88 under the moniker of "gonzosmidnightsluht" or somethin equally unattractive. what are my tastes? im glad ya asked. hows about april lawyer in nuthin but a cable end? a 1.2mm if ya please. glad we had a chance to clear this up.

    No implication meant, but you were the only one wearing lycra.

    I glad we are all clear on this subject.
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    Does anyone know....

    Who makes the jerseys and if they're high quality?

    $60 bucks is a lot for a plain jersey, but if it's a top brand it may be worth it.

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