enjoyable late december wishes to everyone- Mtbr.com
Results 1 to 20 of 20
  1. #1
    Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
    Reputation: cactuscorn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    12,942

    enjoyable late december wishes to everyone

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
    an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
    holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
    religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
    choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
    traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
    fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
    generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
    the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
    necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
    the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
    age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
    No, I'm NOT back!

  2. #2
    ~~~~~~~~
    Reputation: airwreck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    5,906
    shouldn't that be notarized?

  3. #3
    I think I need to Upgrade
    Reputation: AzSpeedfreek's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    1,620
    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
    an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
    holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
    religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
    choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
    traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
    fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
    generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
    the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
    necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
    the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
    age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    Did you run out of your medication again????????????????? Send me some money and I will ship you some more medication (Kilt Lifter) and we will get you back into the relm of normality or as close to it as we can get .


    Oh and Merry Christmas to you to !

  4. #4
    Leash Law Enforcer
    Reputation: Pinch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    1,115
    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
    an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
    holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
    religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
    choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
    traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
    fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
    generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
    the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
    necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
    the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
    age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
    I think what he is really trying to say is, "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

  5. #5
    No, that's not phonetic
    Reputation: tscheezy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    14,313
    Ditto.
    My video techniques can be found in this thread.

  6. #6
    Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
    Reputation: cactuscorn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    12,942
    cant be pal. i totally plagerized that one. thank gawd its not patented or id be payin someone a ton of cash right about now. did you guys really think im that creative?
    No, I'm NOT back!

  7. #7
    Never enough time to ride
    Reputation: squish's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    1,572
    Wow, cactus I didn't know you could speak lawyer! Learn something new everyday.

    Merry Christamas all and a happy New Year.

    happy trails...

    squish
    Get out and ride!

  8. #8
    Bodhisattva
    Reputation: The Squeaky Wheel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    10,800
    Quote Originally Posted by Pinch
    I think what he is really trying to say is, "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"
    As well as a Happy Hannukah, Kwanza and belated Ramadan for the non-Christmas observers in the audience.

  9. #9
    Fo' Bidniz in da haus
    Reputation: FoShizzle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    17,281
    wow....you are so politically correct Squeaky; but indeed, regardless of denomination, i wish you all well (except perhaps for Aqua)

  10. #10
    Bodhisattva
    Reputation: The Squeaky Wheel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    10,800
    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    wow....you are so politically correct Squeaky. very surprising
    Thanks for the compliment.

    You're still an effing ***.

  11. #11
    Negative Rep Points!!!!
    Reputation: Aquaholic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    4,107
    Quote Originally Posted by FoShizzle
    wow....you are so politically correct Squeaky; but indeed, regardless of denomination, i wish you all well (except perhaps for Aqua)
    Ya know...I thought it being the holidays and all, I would somehow, someway, dig real deep, and try to find a soft spot in my heart, and ease up on FoPinHead, But...................Naaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.



    To the rest of my cyber amigos, Happy Holidays and good dirt!


    Shitzzle you are........
    Attached Images Attached Images
    Last edited by Aquaholic; 12-24-2005 at 08:11 AM.
    What the EFF is "All MOUNTAIN"???

  12. #12
    Gold it's the new Pink!
    Reputation: Crimson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    535
    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
    an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
    holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
    religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
    choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
    traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
    fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
    generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
    the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
    necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
    the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
    age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
    And I thought you might of opened that Thesaurus I sent you for X-mas. Then again I don't think you could even type socially responsible on your own, let alone spell it. (j/k) Have a Merry one my man. BTW Thanks again for the purple sex toy shock!!
    Last edited by Crimson; 12-24-2005 at 03:29 PM.

  13. #13
    Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
    Reputation: cactuscorn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    12,942
    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson
    And I thought you might of opened that Thesaurus I sent you for X-mas. Then again I don't think you could even type socially responsible on your own, let alone spell it. (j/k) Have a Merry one my man. BTW Thanks again for the purple sex toy shock!!
    that was you? holy crap what a small world. now gimme my feedback before santa leaves coal in yer friggin stocking! and hey, eye kan spel juhst fyne sew pyss ohf! its cool to see folks havin fun with this thread as its a badly needed relief from some of the termoil lately.

    once again, winter time holiday wishes to the gang. i hope santa brings ya carbon bars, a short thomson stem, e2 and mad max giro helmets like he did me.
    Attached Images Attached Images
    No, I'm NOT back!

  14. #14
    Gold it's the new Pink!
    Reputation: Crimson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    535
    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    that was you? holy crap what a small world. now gimme my feedback before santa leaves coal in yer friggin stocking! and hey, eye kan spel juhst fyne sew pyss ohf! its cool to see folks havin fun with this thread as its a badly needed relief from some of the termoil lately.

    once again, winter time holiday wishes to the gang. i hope santa brings ya carbon bars, a short thomson stem, e2 and mad max giro helmets like he did me.
    I here ya bro!!

    Part of my wish list is the Spectrum Powders Works paint job I have been dreaming of for my 6 pack.

    Actually the helmet I am searching for is a Giro 2005 special edition xen, the urban camo with the orange.

    Already got the bars and the stem long ago but switched to Rf Daibolous bars and need to sell off my Easton 31.8 Cnt carbon's.

    Glad to hear you are getting good use out of your new found words!! The purple sex toy shock was quite a hit at the girls gone wild party at our club. (Sorry I opened it early) (LOL)

  15. #15
    Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
    Reputation: cactuscorn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    12,942
    too cool. i thought that sold to some gal in wv. thats what the shipping label said anyway. glad yer girls are havin fun with it. think ive seen those hats on ebay while i was lookin for mine. give it a shot pal.
    No, I'm NOT back!

  16. #16
    "El Whatever"
    Reputation: Warp's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    18,886
    All the recipients, please receive a non-binding salutation for the holidays!!!!
    Check my Site

  17. #17
    Team Blindspot
    Reputation: S-Works's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Posts
    2,981
    Quote Originally Posted by cactuscorn
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for
    an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
    holiday, practiced, within the most enjoyable traditions of the
    religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
    choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
    traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
    fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
    generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for
    the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
    necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
    the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
    age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of bicycle manufacturer or related bicycle parts, riding style, road, mountain or otherwise, baggies or lycra, computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
    Cactus, you shoud be living in the People's Republic of Boulder!
    Astigmatic Visionary

  18. #18
    Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
    Reputation: cactuscorn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    12,942
    hey! i know her! and her and her too! i never forget a ass. speakin of asses, now i understand yer joke. id forgotten about that little exchange. now go clean yer room. its covered in underwear that ill assume are NOT yers.
    No, I'm NOT back!

  19. #19
    Natl. Champ DH Poser/Hack
    Reputation: cactuscorn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    12,942
    got a couch and a case of good beer for me? ill bring the dog if youll feed him as well. the weather out here is such crap i cant play with 2 out of 3 toys, or groups of toys if you will. guess which ones consumed my day? a gift from the girl. i think she must know im goin a little stir crazy.
    Attached Images Attached Images
    No, I'm NOT back!

  20. #20
    Daniel the Dog
    Reputation:
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    6,760

    Even on Christmas I want to punch that avitar

    I guess my anger issues are surfacing again

    Merry Christmas, ya'll.

    Jaybo

Members who have read this thread: 0

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

THE SITE

ABOUT MTBR

VISIT US AT

© Copyright 2020 VerticalScope Inc. All rights reserved.