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    early CCF could not resist

    Apologies in advance if I offend anyone but I was pissin myself over this this morning.

    Oh how its great to be a guy..

    So Rachel Ray is on this morning while Im taping away on my keyboard and a guy holds up a pair of Panti's

    This is where its great to be a guy!

    90% of women contract celluilite sorry ladies its true but not all bad!!
    here comes the good part..

    5% of men contract this horrific disease eek

    Age is not a barrier, life style and PANTI'S are the biggest cause

    So the good oil is!!


    Women & FO, Aqua ands Ss throw away the "Granma undies" these are very elastified to hold up around waste and legs.

    Elastic leads to blood circulation being reduced this is the major cause of Cellulite.

    2 throw away any panti's with elastic around waste or legs.

    HEHE I love this bit

    Recommended undies for women!!!! :P

    G Strings are best yup its true


    Then anything with lots of lace around legs and buttocks and wide lacy waste area !!!

    looking good guys.

    Oh best of all is Comando, hehe ouch pity the potentail chafing.
    and always always neva sleep in your undies this is where the most damage occurs..

    Naked sleeping is best for both sexes


    Always new I was ahead of my time going Comando now Rachel Ray has proven it..

    Cheers RR u rock..

    Just doin my bit to make man and women happy couple's again, oh and if have some [C that is] don't fear follow these steps and its fully reversable regradles of age, oh and ride lots too..


    ta.. out ya can all thank me later
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    TA, that's awesome. I actually have no idea what you're talking about. Since you're down under I tried reading it upside down but had no luck.
    I once corrected DW about a bicycle related topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ORVH
    TA, that's awesome. I actually have no idea what you're talking about. Since you're down under I tried reading it upside down but had no luck.
    Haha nice must try that maybe it will make sense to me then
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORVH
    Since you're down under I tried reading it upside down but had no luck.
    I've tried online translators, but no luck there either.

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    I think I can translate:

    "I have a new girlfriend and have suddenly become interested in women's underwear"


    Personally, I have always been interested in women's underwear, although this suspender belt is killing me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidybeard
    I think I can translate:

    "I have a new girlfriend and have suddenly become interested in women's underwear"


    Personally, I have always been interested in women's underwear, although this suspender belt is killing me
    Comon RR is your hostes with the mostess in America

    You guys not know what underwear is

    Man you guys really need more schooling in the US, even Tidbybeard can understand it
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    I am going to try drinking too much whiskey, then that "Rosetta Stone" DVD thing, then drinking too much hefeweizen. Will report back. P.S. TA - we know what underwear is, we just don't understand what Rachel Ray has to do with it. If you're going to stare at a chef-type babe, I would really recommend that Giada deLaurentiis (sp?) chick. Waaaay hotter than RR, and nowhere near as annoying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORVH
    I am going to try drinking too much whiskey, then that "Rosetta Stone" DVD thing, then drinking too much hefeweizen. Will report back. P.S. TA - we know what underwear is, we just don't understand what Rachel Ray has to do with it. If you're going to stare at a chef-type babe, I would really recommend that Giada deLaurentiis (sp?) chick. Waaaay hotter than RR, and nowhere near as annoying.

    Shes was only hawt cause she had this topic on, Im not overly attracted to her though I do like that NJ brooklyn slurr.

    RR is new so just getting my morning fix before riding and taking the dawg back to the trail of 1000 berms

    yeahhaaa gotta go

    Go The G String or Go Comando or go home
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    RR is awesome!!! Her cooking stuff really rocks too.

    Giada just melts my heart...........my wife is the very jelous type and always starts yappin' while I'm trying to watch her, even tho she know I can't even make toast.
    Without love in a dream it will never come true

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmtbkr
    RR is awesome!!! Her cooking stuff really rocks too.

    Giada just melts my heart...........my wife is the very jelous type and always starts yappin' while I'm trying to watch her, even tho she know I can't even make toast.

    Yeah knows a thing or too on cooking, Giada neva heard of her Piox please
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    Whoa

    BZ has cellulite
    Stay off the brakes

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    Without love in a dream it will never come true

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    GOOD LORD, TA. Dont give "Crazy Ben/El C" any freakin ideas. I have never met the guy, but I always "see" him. YIKES!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by trailadvent
    Shes was only hawt cause she had this topic on, Im not overly attracted to her though I do like that NJ brooklyn slurr.
    Dood - You must never ever use Brooklyn and NJ in the same phrase The accents are distinctly different. Fuggdaboudit!! Wassamadda widyouse, huh?
    The Brooklyn accent in more rounded and the words compacted into a simplistic phrase/meaning, almost intuitive. People from Joisey, on the other hand, simply don't have the fine touch of the vernacular of finer speaking.
    It's like comparing the fine taste and nose of MadDog 20-20 vs a vintage Nitetrain (both having screw off tops)
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    Commando...

    Back in 04 when I was thru-hiking the AT my trail-name was Commando. Imagine hiking 2174 miles w/no underwear. Pure bliss....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prof
    BZ has cellulite
    I am totally lost. Bikezilla may have cellulite, but considering how big he is, who's gonna tell him?
    I once corrected DW about a bicycle related topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmtbkr
    Yeah shes a step up in the looks department to RR but I think my girl looks better in her mtb digs with mizz 5 Spot beside her


    Dood - You must never ever use Brooklyn and NJ in the same phrase The accents are distinctly different. Fuggdaboudit!! Wassamadda widyouse, huh?
    My bad thanks er for the correction, I only have experience with waht we got on the wires, never been there but always wanted to go, oh those girly italian gutter accents are a real turn on
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