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    Yo Sparty (no ss content whatsoever)

    How's the tingle workin' for ya? As a ss'er is ten aplenty? A complementary ass sled plan is in the works. You know how it goes... 26? 29? FS? Gears & how many?

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    I freakin' LOVE it. Raced the 100 mile, +17,000' Puff on her last month, she did me proud. It's a 29er & I've got a 31t HBC ti ring on the front with 11-36 cassette on the back. If I could fit a 28 or 29t ring on the crank, I would (****, you know how old I am) but I'm makin' do with the 31t. Damn 104mm, 4-bolt BCD cranks suck IMO.

    I recently took my new custom integrated 195mm cranks off to change the lateral spacing and took photos while they were apart. They employ a hirth joint in the middle of the BB, ala Campy. I should post the pix, huh. Almost forgot. Will do so soon in a new thread.

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    ****, my complimentary bike is a 1x8 rigid 29er. Sure ain't a SS, but ain't as ****ing irritating as a dingle. I do want it to change into a Fargo though. Every night I pray that it will turn into one, but every morning I'm terribly disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth View Post
    ****, my complimentary bike is a 1x8 rigid 29er. Sure ain't a SS, but ain't as ****ing irritating as a dingle. I do want it to change into a Fargo though. Every night I pray that it will turn into one, but every morning I'm terribly disappointed.
    This from the mouth of the guy who said he'd race the Puff with me... but then um... uh... oh never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    This from the mouth of the guy who said he'd race the Puff with me... but then um... uh... oh never mind.

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    I kept waiting for you to pony up the 275 dollar entry fee for the unemployed man. Never happened. What an *******.

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    Oh great

    Quote Originally Posted by umarth View Post
    I kept waiting for you to pony up the 275 dollar entry fee for the unemployed man. Never happened. What an *******.
    Admitting you're a social parasite is one thing but doing so in hopes that it'll bring you sympathy... that's just off the freakin' hook. You represent everything that's wrong with this formerly great country.

    Why oh why does she stay with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth View Post
    I kept waiting for you to pony up the 275 dollar entry fee for the unemployed man. Never happened. What an *******.
    I'm with you. I can sympathize. That jerk should have hooked up the entry fee. He knows you would have gotten him back when you got a job( maybe).
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth View Post
    ****, my complimentary bike is a 1x8 rigid 29er.
    The likelihood is that my addition will amount to suspenders & a rear mech for the El Mar. Voila... multiple setups. Problem is, I spent a lot of miles on some nice sleds when I was hangin with the Utards. Light bikes.

    My Salsa's a ****ing fatty.



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    Why oh why does she stay with you?

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    It has to be the cookie duster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    I'm with you. I can sympathize cuz I'm a lazy, freeloading sack, too. That jerk should have hooked up the entry fee since he obviously respects the concept of personal responsibility enough to make something of himself, unlike you, you miserable streetcorner cardboard holder. He knows you would have gotten him back if you would ever lift your fat ass off the couch long enough to become employable for more than 15 minutes at a time, which is extremely doubtful.
    Fixed it for you.

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    Do you know how hard it is to stand on a street corner with a bit of cardboard all day( I doubt it since you probably sit in front of a computer, in the A/C posting on forums all day when you should be working)? Well, let me tell you, it's no cake walk. It's hot all day and you gotta stand and talk to people. Plus, you have to wear everything you own so you sweat like a whore in confessional. Meanwhile, you have asshats-- much like yourself-- yelling at you to get a job and throwing various condiment laced beverages at you adding to your already putrid smell. Then, at the end of the day you come home to a nagging ass lady asking where the money is and, you don't even have cable.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Where do panhandlers find their cardboard and markers? Is there like some secret roaring blackmarket underground trade in bum supplies? Hook a brotha up, homie.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    I steal mine from small children and old ladies.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    I steal mine from small children and old ladies.
    I steal mine from geared riders. They seem to give up easier.













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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Do you know how hard it is to stand on a street corner with a bit of cardboard all day( I doubt it since you probably sit in front of a computer, in the A/C posting on forums all day when you should be working)? Well, let me tell you, it's no cake walk. It's hot all day and you gotta stand and talk to people. Plus, you have to wear everything you own so you sweat like a whore in confessional. Meanwhile, you have asshats-- much like yourself-- yelling at you to get a job and throwing various condiment laced beverages at you adding to your already putrid smell. Then, at the end of the day you come home to a nagging ass lady asking where the money is and, you don't even have cable.
    Golly, I had no idea. Sorry!

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    I like a little bit of a challenge.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    . You represent everything that's wrong with this formerly great country.

    Why oh why does she stay with you?

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    Your generation ruined it.

    ArchMarge would probably switch it up for you, but she thinks you smell like an old man. Her words, not mine. Plus, you're really uncomfortable to be around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth View Post
    Plus, you're really uncomfortable to be around.
    You two really need to stop playing coy. Cowboy up, already and do whatever it is that gerbil toting brokeback fellas do.

    Marge is a cover. Way too purty for your ghey asses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TroutBum View Post
    You two really need to stop playing coy. Cowboy up, already and do whatever it is that gerbil toting brokeback fellas do.

    Marge is a cover. Way too purty for your ghey asses.
    Don't go and make my girlfriend crazier than she already is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    Golly, I had no idea. Sorry!

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    Well as long as you apologize......nah, you're still an ass but thanks for the apology.
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