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    What size and brand of condoms are you guys wearing?

    I've only worn Trojans. But after getting married, Sarah did me the favor of taking the pill. Now a new little single speeder will be born in 1.5 months! WAHOOO!!!!!

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    custom !

    After many tries, factory condoms were:

    really cheap (quality too)
    to long or too short
    ruff rider didn't mean 10" of travel
    just didn't fit right
    not the tubing size I really wanted
    rode too harsh or to smooth
    a little bumping over the tuff stuff
    couldn't ride it as long as I wanted
    too forgiving
    too rigid
    some broke
    some looked great when I bought them but just sat around never getting used.

    Were the same ones everyone elsed used and I wasn't unique enough

    so I went to a custom builder to get exactly what I wanted

    Cheers

    and Congrats Ernesto!!!!

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    Ha!

    that was hilarious. And still is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rockdogger
    After many tries, factory condoms were:

    a little bumping over the tuff stuff
    Yikes.

    congrats Ernie. Ay Papie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    I've only worn Trojans. But after getting married, Sarah did me the favor of taking the pill. Now a new little single speeder will be born in 1.5 months! WAHOOO!!!!!
    anything that will make her smile!


    check it out!

    this whole website could be made into something really funny with some clever subtitling
    https://www.2how.com/reader/xl1/01/html/06.html
    Only boring people get bored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockdogger
    some looked great when I bought them but just sat around never getting used.
    ain't that the sad truth!

    congrats, ErNestO.

    Do we get to name your baby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    I've only worn Trojans. But after getting married, Sarah did me the favor of taking the pill. Now a new little single speeder will be born in 1.5 months! WAHOOO!!!!!
    Congrats...that happend to us 10 years ago, now I ride fixed and not just on the bike
    "Life is a F@#^ing story problem, get used to it - my son.

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    Definitely bigger in front and smaller in back

    Definitely.

    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    I've only worn Trojans. But after getting married, Sarah did me the favor of taking the pill. Now a new little single speeder will be born in 1.5 months! WAHOOO!!!!!
    Don't you ever, don't you ever, stop being dandy showing me you're handsome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gpsser
    Congrats...that happend to us 10 years ago, now I ride fixed and not just on the bike
    Same here, going on 12 years.

    george
    Last edited by george_da_trog; 03-05-2004 at 01:03 PM.
    Trogs: Too Tough for Carbon Fiber

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    what'd you expect

    Quote Originally Posted by Rockdogger
    a little bumping over the tuff stuff
    Well, that's what you get on a hard tail.

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    I decided to go tubeless...

    ...but after an unfortunate incident with Stan's, I decided to go with UST.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BurkeVT
    ...but after an unfortunate incident with Stan's, I decided to go with UST.
    i have a suggestion:

    http://www.yestubes.com/index.htm


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    ... and if we just ... not funny

    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    I've only worn Trojans. But after getting married, Sarah did me the favor of taking the pill. Now a new little single speeder will be born in 1.5 months! WAHOOO!!!!!
    I use these, if you must know. Is that ok with you big boy? Do you think this is funny? I don't. And the women don't think it's funny either. As a matter of fact they cry, ok? It's no fun going through life with Oscar Meyers in my lycra - you try it. I couldn't name my bike "Pinky" 'cause I already have that nickname. So rub it in, stud. Thanks a lot....
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    not to bragg

    I have no bragging rights. My pecker, when fully extended to a glorious erection, is no longer than my hand is in length. I don't have a porn star dick. But that's ok. Got the job done.

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    What a silly question to ask on an internet chat formun....


    You know the answer is going to be XXL.

    Congrats!

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    Take a look at these.....run wit da big doggz

    Jimmie Hatz
    "Life is a F@#^ing story problem, get used to it - my son.

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    What are condoms??????
    Congrats Ernesto! Love your website, have a beer and taco on me!

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    not to bragg

    Quote Originally Posted by Capt_phun
    What are condoms??????
    Congrats Ernesto! Love your website, have a beer and taco on me!
    Condoms are those balloons that you fit over your weiner. Kinda sticky, but they prevent girls from getting pregnant, and also prevent the spreading of ebola, the common cold, and sailor's scurvy.

    As for the beer and taco. I don't eat like that. It's be more like 4 beers and three carne asada tacos, some salsa, guac, and (dammit! getting hungry now)...

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    Again, stop girls from getting pregnant? Whoops didn't know that was gonna happen. Honestly!!!
    I did truly enjoy your ENO webpage, expect that the picks were a little fuzzy, must have had some salsa on the lens. Wipe your fingers next time!

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    images

    Quote Originally Posted by Capt_phun
    Again, stop girls from getting pregnant? Whoops didn't know that was gonna happen. Honestly!!!
    I did truly enjoy your ENO webpage, expect that the picks were a little fuzzy, must have had some salsa on the lens. Wipe your fingers next time!
    I should had used a condom the day I took the pictures, that's why they're hazy.

    Condoms are also useful for messing with exgirlfriends....like putting an unwrapped one in a bag of potato chips...or hiding one in the pillow case...or mailing some to their parents...

    I've been evil before, yes, I have sinned. I better hurry and read John 3:5

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    joke?

    Quote Originally Posted by SlowSSer
    i have a suggestion:

    http://www.yestubes.com/index.htm

    Is that a joke? they look like plain o'l tubes. Just like the ones I have bought from my tube dealer, in the tubehouse across the street in the bad side of choloville.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    Is that a joke? they look like plain o'l tubes. Just like the ones I have bought from my tube dealer, in the tubehouse across the street in the bad side of choloville.
    Pete over on passion created it after making fun of Zonic and others.
    Last edited by SlowSSer; 03-05-2004 at 04:24 PM.

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    ... and if we just ... Condoms? What are those? Isn't that like ketchup, mustard?

    My "little guys" will overcome any barrier. And I've got the 4 boys to prove it too! Congrats to you and your wife, Ernesto! Hopefully you won't be naming him ENO!

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    But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
    "Damn... we fcuked up!"

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    Yup, same here!

    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    I've only worn Trojans. But after getting married, Sarah did me the favor of taking the pill. Now a new little single speeder will be born in 1.5 months! WAHOOO!!!!!
    -----------------------------------------------------

    Got married June 8th, got pregnant in September, and are expecting our first June 8th.
    What a one-year anniversary present, eh?

    I recommend "My boys can swim." Funny and very true.

    Congrats!

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    Size 3P, why do you ask?

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    I'm Puerto-Rican and Catholic so I thought wearing condoms was a sin. I have the 5 kids to prove it. 3 boys before I started riding hard (yeah!), 2 girls after.....My wife is not the Virgin Mary but she is a Saint!
    antonio

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    The famous quote at the end of the movie.....

    "I dont use no condoms...:

    Rocky Balboa - Rocky 1

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    OMG,I thought I was the only guy who buys those !

    Hey that's the brand I use too ! Some women really go for the sympathy hook,sort of a
    mercy f **k kinda thing I guess.Around these parts you can usually find girls like that
    hanging around the local "mini mart" hoping to find the man of their dreams...


    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    I use these, if you must know. Is that ok with you big boy? Do you think this is funny? I don't. And the women don't think it's funny either. As a matter of fact they cry, ok? It's no fun going through life with Oscar Meyers in my lycra - you try it. I couldn't name my bike "Pinky" 'cause I already have that nickname. So rub it in, stud. Thanks a lot....
    "There's a fine line between clever and stupid."
    -David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap

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