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    Weekend Report: Dang Mother's Day

    Well, drove up to Portland, made brekkers for the mum and whatnot. No riding to speak of, though I hope others fared better. It probably means that sParty will have me coughing blood on Tuesday night.

    Anyway, photos so the few that take me seriously will stop.

    Happy Mother's Day, Mothers!
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    I got to ride and make the kids look ridiculous for their Mother.





    Hope I'm not breaking some imaginary taboo; Neal is riding a 2x10






    <iframe width='465' height='548' frameborder='0' src='https://connect.garmin.com:80/activity/embed/84012741'></iframe>

    Mother's day itself, no mtb, but I had to bring the truck back to work and get my fixed gear.
    <iframe width='465' height='548' frameborder='0' src='https://connect.garmin.com:80/activity/embed/84237611'></iframe>

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    I can't stop staring at the 'stache. What's even more amazing is that your GF tolerates it. My wife and I have gotten into a few arguments about the necessity of moustaches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p nut
    I can't stop staring at the 'stache. What's even more amazing is that your GF tolerates it. My wife and I have gotten into a few arguments about the necessity of moustaches.
    It almost looks real, doesn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p nut
    I can't stop staring at the 'stache. What's even more amazing is that your GF tolerates it. My wife and I have gotten into a few arguments about the necessity of moustaches.
    "Mustache Ride." Arguments over.

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    Your wife is a very attractive woman. (is that over the line?)
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    Nope. She is my girlfriend. Until she is locked down, free game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    Nope. She is my girlfriend. Until she is locked down, free game.
    In that case how does she feel about guys with shaved legs who can still shop in the boys department?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manicmtbr
    Your wife is a very attractive woman. (is that over the line?)
    She sure is attractive. And nobody's wife. At this point she's a free range wimmin and by the way she winked at me last time I saw her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CB2
    In that case how does she feel about guys with shaved legs who can still shop in the boys department?
    My friends would probably say that is her type.

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    Rats!
    I just remembered I live on the other side of the country...and married.

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    Dayum. Now I have to call the guys and tell them I can't have beers tonight because the guy who was going to take her out bailed. Lame-o.

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    Girlfriend just found out about this thread. My ass is grass.

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    Oregon cowboy makes Texas cowboy laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    Girlfriend just found out about this thread. My ass is grass.
    So would now be the time for Sparty to ask her out?
    Thanks to www.weavercycleworks.com for my awesome bike frames!

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    i spy colonel sanders.
    everything sucks but my vacuum cleaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manicmtbr
    So would now be the time for Sparty to ask her out?
    She is into long term relationships and Sparty isn't rich enough to make up for his age. Plus, I have a mustache.

    Quote Originally Posted by alexrex20
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    Cowboys in general make me laugh or get me really worried if I am biking on a road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    Girlfriend just found out about this thread. My ass is grass.
    Yes it is.


    Quote Originally Posted by Manicmtbr
    So would now be the time for Sparty to ask her out?
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    She is into long term relationships and Sparty isn't rich enough to make up for his age. ...
    This is a supposition.

    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    ... Plus, I have a mustache.
    Liar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchMarge
    Yes it is.

    Yes.
    Thus spoke The Boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    Thus spoke The Boss.
    Now you're dating Springsteen?!

    BTW: I keep thinking that "mustache" of yours is actually a brown pickle. Am I correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    Girlfriend just found out about this thread. My ass is grass.

    At least it's comforting to know you have options when things go south.

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    That is the first handle I've seen that I wish I had.

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