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    It's time for bicycle haiku again..

    adjust loose bearings
    finding perfection between
    too loose and too tight

    1G1G, Brad
    Just one more rep and I get the toaster!

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    oh so fat and slow
    i can still go the distance
    just not as promtly

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    build it and ride it
    uphill, downhill, or around
    not a worry...smile

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    Haiku - You're welcome

    Round wheel, Flat ground
    I am ready to ride
    Together we go

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    needfork.jpg

    he needs a fork cheap
    and yet nobody replies
    better check ebay

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    This hill
    to climb
    too steep
    "The man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest" Henry David Thoreau (obviously a single speeder)

    "...everytime you throw something away your load gets lighter..."

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    cold

    It's cold
    I pedal
    I freeze

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    Dirt from front tire.
    I consume more mud than food.
    Sweat washes it down.










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    Last edited by Locoman; 02-09-2007 at 08:54 AM.
    The Who - Glittering Girl
    Ween - The Grobe
    Yellowman - Strong Me Strong
    all your base are belong to us

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    yes

    [QUOTE=Locoman]
    Dirt from front tire.
    I consume more mud than food.
    Sweat washes it down.

    Very nice locoman very nice i wash it down that way to.
    Save a tree & wipe your butt with an owl.
    Thank your local Sierra Club.

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    I drank to much beer
    My gut peeking over shorts
    This ride should kill me
    "Life is a F@#^ing story problem, get used to it - my son.

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    my hips are rocking
    my saddle is way to high
    where's my multi-tool
    I am a Mountain Biker therefore I am late

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    Frigid Friday Fun
    Fool finds fingers failing fast
    F*@kin' Flat to Fix!

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    they say write about what you know best

    so I wrote 3,(actually 5, but 5 seemed like alot to post)

    Where did the air go
    It was in my tire last night
    Air goblins stole it

    My SS has flames
    Shooting out from the BB
    It freak’n rocks hard

    Bouncy girls in spin
    “Tight abs everybody”
    Yells the instructor

    (the last one won't make sense to you unless you've been there)

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    Mine:

    The smell of leaf rot,
    And I've punctured my tube, but
    I'll patch it again.

    My girlfriend's:

    Fresh, in the mountains
    Bikes riding on frozen earth,
    Triumphing over winter.

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    I have not been there..

    Quote Originally Posted by bauerb

    Bouncy girls in spin
    “Tight abs everybody”
    Yells the instructor

    (the last one won't make sense to you unless you've been there)
    and it makes perfectly good sense to me.

    Brad
    Just one more rep and I get the toaster!

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    ... and if we just ... cross coup

    Quote Originally Posted by steevo
    Frigid Friday Fun
    Fool finds fingers failing fast
    F*@kin' Flat to Fix!
    good one.

    Snowing chain falls off
    cross is harder with more gears
    bring single speed next time.

    Brr...I raced the custom curtlo cross bike that day but was wishing for the fixed crosscheck.
    SS fixed cross race hi'coup
    mud to thick to ride
    jump off running all the time
    hose me off today.

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    Pedal slowly up the hills...
    Coasting down the other side, really fast....
    I live on, a legend......

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    twenty niner gods
    have shown me the light
    big wheels and one speed

    thirty two eighteen
    proper chain tension is key
    stand and deliver!

    the wheels go around
    spinning fast on solid ground
    lean into the turns

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    new rigid 2 9
    rolling over big rocks fast
    my wrists hurt a lot

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    falling, tumbling
    end over end I go now
    black snot to follow

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    Quote Originally Posted by aka brad
    adjust loose bearings
    finding perfection between
    too loose and too tight

    1G1G, Brad
    steep descent I roll
    unseen deep hole in my path
    shake turd from pant leg

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    My lungs are burning,
    I think I can keep going...
    Oops, puked on my stem!

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    Man, that's good. Only because I can (sadly) relate.
    The Who - Glittering Girl
    Ween - The Grobe
    Yellowman - Strong Me Strong
    all your base are belong to us

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    A Taco And A Beer
    Its A Long Lonely Walk
    Back.......

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