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  1. #1
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    if you ride this weekend

    let me install this ear worm in your head...

    t's the eye of the tiger
    i'm feeling so good
    Rising up to the challenge of our rival
    And the last known survivor
    Stalks his prey in the night
    And he's watching us all
    With the eye of the tiger

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    You suck.

    However, I counter with the following:

    Now here's a little story I've got to tell
    About three bad brothers you know so well
    It started way back in history
    With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
    Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
    Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
    Riding across the land, kicking up sand
    Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
    One lonely Beastie I be
    All by myself without nobody
    The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
    The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
    Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
    His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"

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    Girls girls girls...
    step back, and observe.....

    Er war Superstar---
    Er war popular---
    Er war so exaltiert---
    Because er hatte Flair---
    Er war ein Virtuose---
    War ein Rockidol---
    Und alles rief:---
    Come and rock me Amadeus!

    Amadeus, Amadeus...Amadeus
    Amadeus, Amadeus...Amadeus
    Amadeus, Amadeus...oh, oh, oh Amadeus
    Come and rock me Amadeus
    Amadeus, Amadeus...Amadeus
    Amadeus, Amadeus...Amadeus
    Amadeus, Amadeus...oh, oh, oh Amadeus

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    Lamers!

    Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
    Doin' the town and doin' it right
    In the evenin'
    It's pretty pleasin'

    Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
    Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
    And they shimmy
    And Sammy's so skinny

    And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
    Singin' and jingin' the jango
    Floatin' like the heavens above
    It looks like muskrat love

    Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
    Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
    And she say yes
    With her kisses

    And now he's ticklin' her fancy
    Rubbin' her toes
    Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
    As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

    And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
    Singin' and jingin' the jango
    Floatin' like the heavens above
    It looks like muskrat love

    La da da da da ...
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    Is it war??

    I'm Too Sexy For My Car
    Too Sexy For My Car
    Too Sexy By Far
    (quick "And")I'm Too Sexy For My Hat
    Too Sexy For My Hat
    What Ya Think About That

    I'm A Model, Ya Know What I Mean
    And I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
    Yeah On The Catwalk
    On The Catwalk Yeah
    I I Shake My Little Tush On The Catwalk
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    Harumph!

    Particle man, particle man
    Doing the things a particle can.
    What's he like? It's not important.
    Particle man.

    Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
    When he's underwater does he get wet?
    Or does the water get him instead?
    Nobody knows, Particle man.

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    Nice try...............

    PAUL: Havin' my baby
    What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
    Havin' my baby
    What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
    I can see it, face is glowin'
    I can see in your eyes, I'm happy you know it....


    BOTH: That you're havin' my baby
    PAUL: You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
    BOTH: Havin' my baby
    PAUL: You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya


    PAUL: The need inside you, I see it showin'
    Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
    Are you happy you know it? That you're....


    BOTH: Havin' my baby

    ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
    BOTH: Havin' my baby
    ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me


    PAUL: Didn't have to keep it
    Wouldn't put ya through it
    You could have swept it from you life
    But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it


    BOTH: And you're havin' my baby

    ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
    BOTH: Havin' my baby
    ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me


    PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
    What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
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    In memory of Ray....

    (Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
    (Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)
    What you say?
    (Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
    (Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.)

    Woah Woman, oh woman, don't treat me so mean,
    You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen.
    I guess if you said so
    I'd have to pack my things and go. (That's right)

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    I. Ron Butterfly

    In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, honey,
    don't you know that I love you?
    In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby,
    don't you know that I'll always be true?

    Oh, won't you come with me
    and take my hand?

    Oh, won't you come with me
    and walk this land?

    Please take my hand!
    The greatest gift you ever give is your honest self.

    Fred Rogers

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    Ride what you want!!
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    Why can't I get, just one kiss
    Why can't I get, just one kiss
    believe me somethings I wouldn't miss
    but I look at your pants and I need a kiss

    Why can't I get, just one screw
    Why can't I get, just one screw
    Belive me I know what to do
    But something won't let me make love to you

    Why can't I get, just one fock
    Why can't I get, just one fock
    I guess it has something to do with luck
    but I waited my whole life for just one.................

    george
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    I got one for ya...

    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    let me install this ear worm in your head...
    Had this song going around my head for nearly two months on the Great Divide last summer. Originally triggered by me and another rider taunting cows alongside the trail, and it just stuck.

    Vegetarians, close your eyes/ears .

    refrain:
    Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer.
    Eat steak, eat steak, do we have more (warm?) beer?
    Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
    it's a grade-a meal when I'm in the moooooood.

    Cowpokes'll come from near and far when you throw a few ribeyes on the fire.
    Roberta Duran ate two before a fight 'cause it gives a mighty man an awful lot of mighty might.

    <refrain>

    Eat meat, eat meat filet mignon.
    Eat meat, eat meat it it all day long.
    Eat a few t-bones 'til you get your fill.
    Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill

    <refrain>

    Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cause it's good for you.
    Eat a cow, eat a cow, it's a thing that goes "Mooooooooo".

    Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yard.
    Gotta hit 'em in the head gotta hit 'em real hard.
    First you gotta clean it then the butcher cuts it up.
    Throws it on a scale, throws an eyeball in a cuuuup.

    Saw a big Brahma steer standing right over there.
    So I rustled up a fire cooked to medium-rare.
    Barbecued his briscuit, roasted his rump.
    Fed my dog just that Brahma steer's huuuump.

    <refrain>

    Good thing I actually *like* the song or I would've gone insane.

    -Trevor

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrevorInSoCal
    Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yard.
    Gotta hit 'em in the head gotta hit 'em real hard.
    First you gotta clean it then the butcher cuts it up.
    Throws it on a scale, throws an eyeball in a cuuuup.
    As much as I like red meat, that verse brought back some bad memories. Living in Ellensburg WA, and riding to some of the trails meant riding past a slaughter house. The smell of death and decay was almost unbearable, and would linger over the whole south end of town on hot still days. It is a good thing that they closed it and tore it down.
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    Off the top of my head

    My name is Michael I got a nickel
    I got a nickel shiny and new
    I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy
    that's what I'm gonna do

    Chorus

    My girl is Cindy when we get married
    we're gonna have a baby or two
    We're gonna let them visit their grandmas
    that's what we're gonna do.



    Someday I'll look that one up so I can learn the chorus.
    When the going gets weird its bedtime.

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    an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome

    I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
    When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
    in a big field of tall grass
    I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

    And I fell asleep and dreamed
    I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
    And that I was the star of the movie
    This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
    an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
    should be the star of a Hollywood movie

    But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings
    I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world
    In front of every kind of girl, there was
    black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

    Out of the middle came a lady
    She whispered in my ear something crazy
    She said:

    Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
    Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

    [spoken:]

    I thought to myself what could that mean
    Am I going crazy or is this just a dream
    Now, wait a minute
    I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere
    so it's all in my head
    and then.. I heard her say one more time:

    [sung:]

    Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
    Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

    [spoken:]
    I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back
    As she disappeared, but soon she returned
    In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass
    She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass
    And raised it to her lips
    And just before she drank it, she said:

    [sung:]
    Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
    Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

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    Sing this as you pedal along ,,,,

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
    a tale of a fateful trip,
    That started from this tropic port,
    aboard this tiny ship.

    The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
    the Skipper brave and sure.
    Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour.
    A three hour tour.

    The weather started getting rough,
    the tiny ship was tossed.
    If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
    the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost.

    The ship set ground on the shore
    of this uncharted desert isle,
    with Gilligan,
    the Skipper too,
    the Millionaire and his wife,
    the movie star,
    the Professor and Mary Ann,
    here on Gilligan's Isle.

    Now this is the tale of the castways,
    they're here for a long, long time,
    they'll have to make the best of things,
    it's an uphill climb.

    The first mate and the Skipper too,
    will do their very best,
    to make the others comfortable,
    in the tropic island nest.
    No phone, no lights no motor cars,
    not a single luxury, like Robinson Crusoe,
    as primitive as can be.
    So join us here each week my freinds,
    you're sure to get a smile,
    from seven stranded castways,
    here on "Gilligan's Isle."

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    ... and if we just ... Okay! WANNA PLAY? Try this out!!!

    Oh-oh-oh-oh...

    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those jerks were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing

    There was funky China men from funky Chinatown
    They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down
    It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
    For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip

    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing

    There was funky Billie Jim and little Sammy John
    He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
    We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
    A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip

    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they did it with expert timing

    Oh-oh-oh-oh...

    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, make sure you have expert timing

    Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...

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    This is Silly

    I'm a little teapot, short and stout
    Here is my handle, here is my spout
    When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
    Just tip me over and pour me out!

    I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true
    Here's an example of what I can do
    I can change my handle to my spout
    Just tip me over and pour me out

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    Thanks allot! Thanks to this thread I had stupid songs in my head all weekend.



    Woke up in the morning
    Put on my new plastic glove
    Served some reheated salisbury steak
    With a little slice of love
    Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
    Just know everything's doing fine
    Down here in Lunchlady Land

    Well I wear this net on my head
    'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
    I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
    'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
    I know you want seconds on the corndogs
    But there's no reason to shout
    Everybody gets enough food
    Down here in Lunchlady Land

    Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
    And my breath reeks of tuna
    And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
    In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
    Clouds made of carrots and peas
    Mountains built of shepherds pie
    And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
    But don't forget to return your trays
    And try to ignore my gum disease
    No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land

    Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
    Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
    Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
    Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
    Navy beans, navy beans
    Meatloaf sandwich
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

    Well I dreamt one morning
    That I woke up to see
    All the pepperoni pizza
    Was a-looking at me
    It screamed, why do you burn me
    And serve me up cold
    I said I got the spatula
    Just do what you're told
    Then the liver & onions
    Started joining the fight
    And the chocolate pudding
    Pushed me with all its might
    And the chop suey slapped me
    And it kicked me in the head
    It's called revenge Lunchlady
    Said the garlic bread
    I said what did I do
    To make you all so mad
    They said you got flabby arms
    And your breath is bad
    Then the green beans said
    You better run and hide
    But then my friend sloppy joe came
    And joined my side
    He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady
    The kids wouldn't eatcha
    You should be shakin' her hand
    And sayin' please to meet ya
    She gives you a purpose
    And she gives you a goal
    You should be kissin' her feet
    And kissin' her mole
    Now all the angry foods
    Just leave me alone
    And we all live together
    In a happy home

    Thanks to
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
    sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

    Well me & sloppy joe got married
    We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
    Down in Lunchlady Land

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    Tubeless?

    I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
    And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink
    There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
    And each day seemed grey and dead
    The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
    I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
    Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
    And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
    An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen
    "Experience something different with our new imported toy
    She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
    She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
    A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
    I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
    And later in a moment that girl became my wife
    And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
    And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
    She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
    I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
    And now my life is different since Sally came my way
    I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
    She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
    And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

    Won't you be my girl, won't you be my girl
    Won't you be my, be my, be my girl
    Won't you be my girl, won't you be my girl
    Won't you be my, be my, be my girl
    Won't you be my girl, won't you be my girl
    Won't you be my, be my, be my girl
    Sometimes you gotta hold onto the grass to stop from flying off the earth.

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    Going back a bit...

    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
    Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
    I got three favorite cars
    That get most of my job done.
    Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
    I got "and", "but", and "or",
    They'll get you pretty far.

    "And":
    That's an additive, like "this and that".
    "But":
    That's sort of the opposite,
    "Not this but that".
    And then there's "or":
    O-R, when you have a choice like
    "This or that".
    "And", "but", and "or",
    Get you pretty far.

    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right.
    Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice.
    Hey that's nice!
    Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
    Losing your shoe and a button or two.
    He's poor but honest, sad but true,
    Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up two cars to one
    When you say something like this choice:
    "Either now or later"
    Or no choice:
    "Neither now nor ever"
    Hey that's clever!
    Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
    Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
    I'm fat enough now!

    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:
    Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
    He cut loose the sandbags,
    But the balloon wouldn't go any higher.
    Let's go up to the mountains,
    Or down to the sea.
    You should always say "thank you",
    Or at least say "please".

    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
    In complex sentences like:

    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    Hooking up cars and making 'em function.
    Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
    I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
    Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
    I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
    Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
    I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
    bus driver wanna be

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    Oh the humanity

    Unfortunately this song was actually in my head all afternoon during my ride. Fock me.


    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
    Gonna grab some afternoon delight
    My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
    Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
    When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
    And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

    Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
    Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
    Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
    And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight

    Started out this morning feeling so polite
    I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
    But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
    A little afternoon delight
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight

    Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
    We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

    Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
    Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
    Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
    And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight

    Afternoon delight!

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    Tall & tan & young & lovely....

    I ended up with this little Sammy Davis ditty on "loop" in my head Sunday afternoon:

    Tall and tan and young and lovely
    The girl from Ipanema goes walking
    And when she passes
    Each one she passes goes, ah

    When she walks it's like a samba
    That sways so sweet and swings so gently
    That when she passes
    Each one she passes goes, ah

    Ooh but he watches so sadly
    How can he tell her he loves her
    Yes he would give his heart gladly
    But each day when she walks to the sea
    She looks ahead not at he

    Tall and tan and young and lovely
    The girl from Ipanema goes walking
    And when she passes
    She smiles but she doesn't see

    Oh, but he watches so sadly
    How can he tell her he loves her
    Yes, he would give his heart gladly
    But each day when she walks to the sea
    She looks ahead not at he

    Tall and tan and young and lovely
    The girl from Ipanema goes walking
    And when she passes
    She smiles but she doesn't see

    She just doesn't see
    She just doesn't see
    She just doesn't see
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    It's not "his" song, but I had his version of it going on.

    She walks like a samba...

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    You want annoying?!?!?! :eek:

    I was tired of my lady
    We'd been together too long
    Like a worn-out recording
    Of a favorite song
    So while she lay there sleeping
    I read the paper in bed
    And in the personal columns
    There was this letter I read

    "If you like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you're not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you'd like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the Cape
    Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    Write to me and escape."
    I didn't think about my lady
    I know that sounds kind of mean
    But me and my old lady
    Have fallen into the same dull routine
    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't half bad

    "Yes I like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    I'm not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red-tape
    At a bar called O'Malley's
    Where we'll plan our escape."
    ,
    So I waited with high hopes
    And she walked in the place
    I knew her smile in an instant
    I knew the curve of her face
    It was my own lovely lady
    And she said, "Oh it's you."
    Then we laughed for a moment
    And I said, "I never knew."

    That you like Pina Coladas
    Getting caught in the rain
    And the feel of the ocean
    And the taste of champagne
    If you'd like making love at midnight
    In the dunes of the Cape

    You're the lady I've looked for
    Come with me and escape

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    Gotta pimp my other passion-

    "Well I went down to the local arena
    Asked to see the manager man
    He came from his office, said, 'Son, can I help you?'
    I looked at him and said, 'Yes you can...'
    I want to drive the Zamboni ... hey
    I want to drive the Zamboni ... Yes I do!
    Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
    That I might drive a Zamboni machine
    I'd get the ice just as slick as could be
    And all the kids would look up to me
    I want to drive the Zamboni ... hey
    I want to drive the Zamboni ... Yes I do!
    Now the manager said, 'Son, I know it looks keen
    But that right there is one expensive machine
    And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years.'
    About that time I broke down in tears.
    Cause I want to drive the Zamboni ... hey
    I want to drive the Zamboni ... Yes I do!

    -El Juano

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