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    H.b.f.c.

    Sunny & 85 (29 C) here yesterday. Had a great time rasslin’ the old (bike is old, SS'ing is still relatively new to me) rigid SS up & down some chattery horse trails. The warm south wind blew in some new visitors: orioles, grosbeaks, bobolinks, all kinds of itty-bitty songbirds, and lots of vultures (we call one section of trail “the chicken coop” because of the rank smell of all the vulture poop). Ticks were marching up my legs double-time, their metabolisms kicked into high gear by the heat. Many didn’t even attempt the journey upwards; they simply tried to dig in right above the sock-line. On the floral side, the first wave of forest ephemerals are spent, the mayapples and wild geraniums are blooming – all trying to “get lucky” before the canopy closes and cuts off the feed-bag. The smells of decomposing leaves, flowers, and warm loamy soil, the sound of a strong May wind through new, unblemished leaves… ahhhhhhhhhh.

    Inhale
    Exhale
    Pedal
    Enjoy

    (repeat, of course, as often as necessary.)


    And at the office: self-basting, Hard Breathing Fat Chicks are already complaining about the heat. It gives them something to talk about when they’re not discussing reality T.V.
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    NFC.... SoCalers, remember those stickers from the 70s?

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    ... and if we just ... I'm off to enjoy an office full of hbfc's in an hour...

    And at the office: self-basting, Hard Breathing Fat Chicks are already complaining about the heat. It gives them something to talk about when they’re not discussing reality T.V.[/QUOTE]


    You nailed it perfectly.

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    Hbfc

    Quote Originally Posted by KavuBiker
    And at the office: self-basting, Hard Breathing Fat Chicks are already complaining about the heat. It gives them something to talk about when they’re not discussing reality T.V.

    You nailed it perfectly.

    KavuBiker[/QUOTE]We all know who they are...they claim that yes! they do exercise (walking in a mall when they shop is called that)...what interests me is the love heat they produce in their fat sacks while they marinate on the couch, watching tv.

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    Hmmm..

    What is it with this obsession with overweight people? I've noticed that it seems to be an on-going theme in the SS forum..

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    We all know who they are...they claim that yes! they do exercise (walking in a mall when they shop is called that)...what interests me is the love heat they produce in their fat sacks while they marinate on the couch, watching tv.
    love heat...glad I'm not eating My favorite is the dew they get on their upper lips just from walking in from the parking lot.

    My HBFC's don't even exercise any more. They've either resigned themselves to their moist, fleshy fates, or, this week, they're on the Atkins (aka halitosis) diet.

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    obsession

    Quote Originally Posted by jaydrunkenpee
    What is it with this obsession with overweight people? I've noticed that it seems to be an on-going theme in the SS forum..
    To me, obesity is a symbol of the disease which is killing our culture, its members, and the planet in general - the disease of overconsumption.

    But maybe we should change the subject & make fun of a different group.

    [SUBJECT CHANGE]

    I had one of those "You are Definitley Going to Hell" brochures on my windshield the other day. It said that if I would just turn off all of my reasoning skills and believe that Jesus (name was really Yeshua, BTW) died for my sins, and that he was raised from the dead (never mind that he disappeared 2000 years ago and hasn't been seen anywhere except the occasional tortilla since) that I would live forever! What a deal, man! So maybe this is asking too much, but I'd like to call the brochure distributor (too bad the tract was anonymous) and ask him to have a dead person that is really living forever give me a call and let me know how good it is. I mean, if Yeshua has enough power to make people live forever, surely he could have the sales department give me a personal call (plus, I want to know if they have high-speed Internet access and good beer!). Until I get that call, I guess I'll have to keep making fun of the "you're going to hell" people, too.

    Especially the big, fat, sweaty ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simpleton
    But maybe we should change the subject & make fun of a different group.
    I agree. How about X-ians?

    As an aside, I have a plan for overweight people to be able to contribute something useful to society. They are to be rounded up and placed in pens much like cattle. There, they will be fed a diet of whatever they desire. Periodically, using surgical techniques, slabs of flesh will be cleanly cut off of their bodies and processed into food products, animal feed, lubricating oils, fuel, leather, etc. Eventually, the flesh will grow back and thus, be able to be harvested again.

    I personally would like a saddle covered in the finest human leather.

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    Nhbfc?

    Quote Originally Posted by roadiegonebad
    NFC.... SoCalers, remember those stickers from the 70s?
    oh yeah, had one on my truck. Along with the modified "In 'n Out Burger" one, cutting off the B and the r. Classssy.

    I was going to ride last night, but then I remembered the Friends finale was on, along with an hour's worth of the zaniest clips from the past 10 yrs. Oh man, I laughed.... those Friends are too much! Now they're gone and all I have is this:

    So no one told you life was gonna be this way
    Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A
    It's like you're always stuck in second gear
    When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
    But ... I'll be there for you
    When the rain starts to pour
    I'll be there for you
    Like I've been there before
    I'll be there for you
    'cause you're there for me too.


    will you be there for me, Friends? Will you really? I hope so.

    HW

    PS - Friends is a perfect show for playing the classic game "Kill, F*ck, or Marry?" Pick one chick for each category. Discuss... maybe try it with 3 random office wimmins too
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    Super Size Me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Simpleton
    To me, obesity is a symbol of the disease which is killing our culture, its members, and the planet in general - the disease of overconsumption.
    this guy thought so too, so he made a film about it. Opens today.

    http://www.supersizeme.com/home.aspx?page=aboutmovie

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    kill all

    Gawd I hate that show. Some of the most unfunny actors on tv. Turned into a soap opera. Might as well watch The OC.

    In 'n Out: remember the stickers, prefer Tommy's.
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    Ewwww!

    Quote Originally Posted by jaydrunkenpee
    I personally would like a saddle covered in the finest human leather.
    You've gone too far!!! [LMAO]

    ALL YOUR CHUBBY NUTSACKS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

    OTOH, I'm sure that you could mine a lot of baby-butt smooth skin that has never seen the light of day. You'd lose all of your profit potential if you had to pay for all of their medical bills, though - have you seen the price of a bypass lately? Maybe do it in Canada & have the taxpayers pick up the bill, eh?

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    I've have GOT to see that movie. Saw the previews on tv. Looks like a freakin' train wreck!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    oh yeah, had one on my truck. Along with the modified "In 'n Out Burger" one, cutting off the B and the r. Classssy.
    along with your KROQ sticker?

    ah, reminiscing is so fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simpleton
    self-basting, Hard Breathing Fat Chicks are already complaining about the heat. It gives them something to talk about when they’re not discussing reality T.V.
    There seems to be a lack of these on the USC campus.....I'm goin bikini watching on the quad at lunch. Ain't grad school fun?
    "Life is a [email protected]#^ing story problem, get used to it - my son.

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    Atkins and those bítchés

    Quote Originally Posted by Simpleton
    love heat...glad I'm not eating My favorite is the dew they get on their upper lips just from walking in from the parking lot.

    My HBFC's don't even exercise any more. They've either resigned themselves to their moist, fleshy fates, or, this week, they're on the Atkins (aka halitosis) diet.
    If they get on the Atkins, they are only on it for one day out of the month...and they superbiggy size with a side order of a 5 gallon bucket of diet coke. Those bítchés do piss me off...and also, they're a bad scourage with an inferiority complex who think bike riders on city streets are a nuciance.

    Sarah's got a hbfc friend who "exercises"
    Is sailing on a yacht on Lake Michigan such an exercise? She's 5'4" and probably weighs in at a plump 180...and she does buy clothes she thinks she will fit into. UGH!
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    fight on

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    true dat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Simpleton
    To me, obesity is a symbol of the disease which is killing our culture, its members, and the planet in general - the disease of overconsumption.
    good call. it's the outward manifestation of what's wrong with this place.

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    Don't forget soap...

    DT

    Quote Originally Posted by jaydrunkenpee
    I agree. How about X-ians?

    As an aside, I have a plan for overweight people to be able to contribute something useful to society. They are to be rounded up and placed in pens much like cattle. There, they will be fed a diet of whatever they desire. Periodically, using surgical techniques, slabs of flesh will be cleanly cut off of their bodies and processed into food products, animal feed, lubricating oils, fuel, leather, etc. Eventually, the flesh will grow back and thus, be able to be harvested again.

    I personally would like a saddle covered in the finest human leather.

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    The O.C.

    Hey Wait a second here. I agree with almost everything said but I take offense about the Friends V. the O.C. comment. The O.C. is one of the best shows on TV, it currently ranks #1 out of the 3 shows I allow myself to watch. Its got everything one would want in a TV show. I mean how can you complain about Good Looking Rich "High school" Kids, Hot MILFs and Utterly predictable story lines. Also, not one HBFC in sight. Aahh, make me proud to be an American.

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