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    ... and if we just ... Happy B-Day Hollywood.

    Just thought I'd help a brutha out.
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    ... and if we just ...

    Oh my f-ing god dude, you f-ing rock! Happy 40th, young buck!

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    Happy B-Day H-Wood...

    .....You're only as young as you feel!

    Go see Napoleon Dynamite.
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    Happy Birthday spanks to you, mr hot pants Have a good one!

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    My present will be at your place around 9pm.

    I'm not telling you what it is, but I'll give you a hint. She weighs more than you, doesn't speak much English, and I paid with a credit card.

    Enjoy!

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    Happy B-Day, man!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddy
    I'm not telling you what it is, but I'll give you a hint. She weighs more than you, doesn't speak much English, and I paid with a credit card.

    Enjoy!
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    Headache, fever, and a chill.
    I'm here to restore your pluck,
    'Cause I'm the nurse who likes to..." *slams door*

    I'll be toasting you tonight with an Arrogant Bastard, in celebration of your arrogantly pink Curtlo! Screw getting older!

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    Hbd, Hw!!!!!!

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    OK man.... reality check......

    Age 40.... is it all down hill from here on ?????

    Hope not. Hoppy birthday... pun intended....

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    Happy Birthday

    From all of us on your birthday. Happy Birthday

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    Larry Manetti as Rick (Orville Wright)
    Roger Mosley as T.C. Theodore Calvin
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    Tom Sellick as Thomas Magnum

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    happy birthday HW.

    i will have one for you tonight. and a few for me too. like i needed an excuse.....


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    Happy Birthday

    Cheers Dude !
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    Happy B-day man!!!

    HUGH

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    Wink

    Happy birthday, ya old ocker! You're catching up to ME!

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    Nice work, dude. Happy Birthday.

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    Happy birthday!!!!!

    I'm guessing you are out with that new hot pink stiffy of yours.

    Enjoy the night and hope to ride (bikes) with you soon again.

    andy
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    Haaaappy birthday Hollywooood!

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    Hey man!

    Quote Originally Posted by gpsser
    Just thought I'd help a brutha out.
    Happy birf-day!

    You're only as old as you act.

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    ... and if we just ... thanks!

    Quote Originally Posted by gpsser
    Just thought I'd help a brutha out.
    thanks for kicking that off Ken. Jeez.

    just got back from a week on Kauai. I know....rough....but someone's gotta go check on those islands from time to time. Make sure they're still there and all.

    I took some gear and looked into cycling, but not many good options. ALL singletrack/hiking trails are off-limits to bikes, so that leaves muddy jeep roads and so-so quality bike rentals. I chose warm surf & sand instead. Mucho bikini inspections to be done too. Now I'm that creepy 40 year old guy leering at mom & dad's 14 yr. old daughter who looks 19. Great.

    anyway, beautiful island with a very mellow vibe and super cool locals. Killed the cell phone and PC for the week and drank lots of local beer and fru-fru umbrella drinks. Just seemed right. You can't watch a Hawaiian sunset without a good umbrella drink buzz.

    HW

    PS - blue drinks and Mach 3 razors RULE!
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    Now I'm that creepy 40 year old guy leering at mom & dad's 14 yr. old daughter

    who looks like she's 19. ...now that was funny. Happy b-day and see ya @ D-ville...

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    I can't vouch for the blue drinks, but the Mach 3 does rule, as does your tough-guy patch. I've kept my tough-guy persona through my tough-guy patch for going on 8 years now. You look stellar..at least 2 years younger...no wait..ten...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    Mach 3 razors RULE!

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    HB to HW!

    Happy birthday HW! Enjoy Fast Eddy's gift! Sounds like a fun nite for ya! Now remember, at your age, ya shouldn't be out drinking and covorting like the young gun ya think you are! hehehe
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    Happy B-Day. Don't sweat the grey hairs, I'm told chicks dig the presidential look.

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    wholly carp

    dude.

    I just woke up. In my car. In Compton. I was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Looms that weren't mine. My stereo's gone and all of my wheels have been swapped for those emergency mini-wheels.

    Last night a large Russian woman showed at my front door with about 3 teeth and a paper sack. We drank and drank, then I remember us both naked and she was on her back, bench pressing me. WTF? She pulled out a huge blunt and thats when things get real fuzzy.

    Sh*t, I just realized I now have a "Ukrainiac" tat on my arm and pubes in my teeth. Jesus. Don't EVER do that again!

    wait, what's this??? Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddy
    I'm not telling you what it is, but I'll give you a hint. She weighs more than you, doesn't speak much English, and I paid with a credit card.

    Enjoy!

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    Glad you had a good time, and...

    ...don't knock those mini wheels. They probably look pretty good on your van.

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    Hey Wait!

    Let me be the last in line to congratulate you on your Bday, Hweed. I am faxing you some dental floss for a present.

    Looks like you did get as least Lei'd over there Haoli. Can't believe you wimped out on biking around on some crappie rental bike and getting run off the road by the locals to hang out on the beach drinking. Light weight.....

    And when you turn 40 your eyesight needs checking, here's the test.

    A bike by any other name is still a bike.

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    age of consent is 14

    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    thanks for kicking that off Ken. Jeez.

    just got back from a week on Kauai. I know....rough....but someone's gotta go check on those islands from time to time. Make sure they're still there and all.

    I took some gear and looked into cycling, but not many good options. ALL singletrack/hiking trails are off-limits to bikes, so that leaves muddy jeep roads and so-so quality bike rentals. I chose warm surf & sand instead. Mucho bikini inspections to be done too. Now I'm that creepy 40 year old guy leering at mom & dad's 14 yr. old daughter who looks 19. Great.

    anyway, beautiful island with a very mellow vibe and super cool locals. Killed the cell phone and PC for the week and drank lots of local beer and fru-fru umbrella drinks. Just seemed right. You can't watch a Hawaiian sunset without a good umbrella drink buzz.

    HW

    PS - blue drinks and Mach 3 razors RULE!
    is that you?!? that mach 3 is amazing.

    oh yeah, you're pretty cool too - pink bike and all, even tho your that creepy guy leering at all the girlies. "honest, she said she was 18"

    actually in hawaii you would've been fine. the age of consent is 14! just don't cross state lines with her.

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    Happy B-day Sir Hollywood.I was in Maui last week.I'm related by marriage to a native Hawaiian so his nephew gave me a tour of some really killer singletrack.Focking roots are to damn slippery.No damage to me,but I did buy some new componets for a borrowed bike.We were originally going to Kauai,but it didn't work out.Stayed in Kehei on Maui.So once again welcome to the 40's, where the hills get harder and you don't.

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