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    Good singlespeed bumpersticker ideas?

    Sticker Junkie is having a pretty good sale on 100 stickers for a few days, and I was thinking about getting some made.

    One Gear, More Beer is an option.

    What are some slogans you like?
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    Lol, found this one:"If you ride a single speed and nobody sees you, is it still cool?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Lol, found this one:"If you ride a single speed and nobody sees you, is it still cool?"
    kind of sounds like an anti hipster slogan, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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    "it will make you a better person"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Click Click Boom View Post
    "Sack up fool!"
    or the ever popular HTFU
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    I know that was a member's name here awhile back, but I've always liked it.
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    Single and shiftless

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    Bumper Sticker: If I flip my wrists around, it feels like somebody else is riding my singlespeed.

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    I ride SSolo
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    "Gears are for Queers."
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    I really like FP's "Single and Shiftless" My girlfriend would probably get a lot of mileage out of that one, especially since I've never been married.

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    'Not slowing to tell you it's a singlespeed'

    Not catchy I admit (i'm no good at slogans) but read this How do you know if someone rides a single speed? Because they'll tell you! from a non-believer somewhere that made me think on it.
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    "Single speeding is as stupid as this bumper sticker"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    "Single speeding is as stupid as this bumper sticker"
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    One gear to rule them all

    F*ck yo derailleur

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    My other ride is a singlespeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klainmeister View Post
    Singlespeeders Get Off More
    Plus 1 ! That's clever.

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    Not gonna lie, I have one of the bumper stickers from when Drunkcyclist printed those

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klainmeister View Post
    Not gonna lie, I have one of the bumper stickers from when Drunkcyclist printed those
    Ah, so that one has been done. Did the Drunk Cyclist write that one? I used to visit that site years ago, before I was a single speeder. His diatribes were hilarious. I swore the site off because I would get lost in his pirated photo collections. That was when live wrong dope strong was campaigning for 7 on the TDF. Nostalgic times.

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    This one has my vote. I like subtlety.
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    Make it hard and then get off Single Speed

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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    boo
    Sorry. I thought single speeders were tough enough and ironic enough to roll with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcm View Post
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    blood, sweat, and no gears or blood, sweat, and one gear

    have no fear, you only need one gear

    2:1 here I come (put a cog on it or something)

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    Cant afford than one gear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savvy Borador View Post
    I ride SSolo
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    ^ 99 problems is funny.

    you could also try SS29r for a more subtle shout out, or SSrigid29

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