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    Fixie chest hair

    Does fixie riding compared to coasting make me grow more chest hair?
    Is there such a thing as single speed chest hair?

    I have chest hair, black - not just the hair around the nipples kind - just flat out chest hair.

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    groomed chest weasel climbing out of your pastel argyle low-v-neck polo shirts

    bad fixie! no lockring for you!
    If steel is real then aluminium is supercallafragiliniun!

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    Only if you wear a white, v-neck t shirt and those dumb Ray-Ban plastic sunglasses.
    I ride a 26'er with tubes and rim brakes.
    Yeah, I'm basically living in the stone age.

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    I definitely have more chest, shoulder and back hair now than when I started riding SS in 98.... coincidence? maybe maybe not.

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    Yes but it's very disturbing...

    Could it be that the mystery has been hanging out hiding in a whiskey shot?

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    No pictures?

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    It may be due, at least in part to all that heaving and pounding that going on iside the cheast of the SS rider.....................folicle stimulation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    I have chest hair, black - not just the hair around the nipples kind - just flat out chest hair.

    Yu crazy man!
    Last edited by RicanMTB'r; 03-18-2010 at 07:23 PM.

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    weird. i grew bumcrack hair when i started to ride coaster brakes. maybe its puberty... oh wait i'm 32.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    Does fixie riding compared to coasting make me grow more chest hair?
    I believe so, yes. Keep it up long enough and you chest hair will spread and coalesce into a giant hairy shirt. Devolution will then be complete
    Responds to gravity

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    Crap, I've been riding fixie for 5 years, and I still have no chest hair!

    Genetics sucks.

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    Riding fixiie is all about having enough chest hair to properly nest an Olympic-sized gold medallion. If you don't have it, you're obviously a pansy-assed, full-squishie, full-gearie smoothie who needs his ass handed to him by an old hairy guy with a coaster brake. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsdoable
    Crap, I've been riding fixie for 5 years, and I still have no chest hair!

    Genetics sucks.

    Clearly, you're a woman. You may not have noticed this. You should look down more often when naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean salach
    Clearly, you're a woman. You may not have noticed this. You should look down more often when naked.
    you mean they're not supposed to have chest hair?!

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    If you are a man, your chest hair is braided. nuff said
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