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    Durex or Trojans

    discuss...

    which is the best SS condom out there and why?

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    Bare back, anything else is just pretending.
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    LifeStyleS 'cause there are two 'S's in it.
    Well, it was a good try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Humongous
    LifeStyleS 'cause there are two 'S's in it.
    uuuu! I like your "SStyle"

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    Hefty.

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    Ceran Wrap is cheaper

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    Come on now. Single speed is a way to get back to the simpler days of cycling. One gear, one person. So naturally the choice is simple... lambskin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmucker
    Come on now. Single speed is a way to get back to the simpler days of cycling. One gear, one person. So naturally the choice is simple... lambskin.
    one person? last time i checked, i didnt need rubbers flying solo!

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    pig intestines are the way to go
    "If women don't find handsome , they should at least find you handy."-Red Green

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    Quote Originally Posted by nuck_chorris
    pig intestines are the way to go
    i'm guessing they're still in the pig when you put one on?

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    Durex - because they have the best condom ad ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lVcA606XMA

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    Quote Originally Posted by ISuckAtRiding
    i'm guessing they're still in the pig when you put one on?
    before the condom was invented that is what they used to use. it used to hold sausage back then too.
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    plastic bag and a rubber band? too noisy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    plastic bag and a rubber band? too noisy?
    A solid coating of Phil's Grease keeps any creaking at bay, and is very durable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    plastic bag and a rubber band? too noisy?
    this and a PBR tallboy keeps it simple, cheap and dirty.
    will you rep me?

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    2.5 DH inner tubes.
    everything sucks but my vacuum cleaner.

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    This thread is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishcreek
    2.5 DH inner tubes.
    dang! you must be girth'd like a stubby neck.

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    The choice is much more obvious than you think...



    https://ss-condoms.com/
    Last edited by None; 06-18-2009 at 08:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    dang! you must be girth'd like a stubby neck.
    i totally understand the insecurity. there is a solution for everything, heat shrink tubing.
    everything sucks but my vacuum cleaner.

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    trojan magnum ernesto - it's the way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishcreek
    i totally understand the insecurity. there is a solution for everything, heat shrink tubing.
    wait wait, hung like a tuna can

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    I just know that when it's rigid I need the fattest rubber available.
    There's always money in the banana stand.

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    Once I did wrap my pepper in saran wrap. Worked okay until my mom told me the noise was creeping her out.

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    Magnum = 29er? Or 2.5"? I don't want to go too OT here, but I'd like to by the guy who invented magnums a beer someday.

    In any case, raw=SS right? Simplicity!

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    magnum is more like panaracer 2.4 tires... still roll 26 kthxbai.

    29ers are like the pencil dick condoms.... what are they called? Long but no girth...

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    Wear a sock, kid!

    Speaking politically correct: Kimono Japan. On the real though, what j e SS e said: "Bare back, anything else is just pretending."


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    raw dog + pull out

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    A vasectomy is always an option.
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    "And single-speeding 29ers are mountain biking's equivalent of Scientologists..." - Captain Dondo

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrumpyOne
    A vasectomy is always an option.
    that is too real. The pill is more realistic and more Maury Povich.

    Ernesto, you are NOT the uncle: F yeah! F yeah! take that b ee a t ch!

    with my cornrows.

    YEAH!

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    double post.

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    I always found that her esophagus worked just fine.

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    I like ribbed for the traction...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilBkr
    I like ribbed for the traction...
    In the mud?

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    Just use your mate's name, then ride away laughing.
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    Just like a true SS'er she must be able to endure the punishment.... so do it raw and just donkey punch her and be on your merry way.....

    Use the urban dictionary if a definition is necessary

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyNY
    Just like a true SS'er she must be able to endure the punishment.... so do it raw and just donkey punch her and be on your merry way.....

    Use the urban dictionary if a definition is necessary
    Its all about the iraqi sandbomb. See urban dictionary.

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    I love my SS as much as the next freak but no way is our relationship going to require condoms ... ever

    Yeah my bike might be Singlespeed but I'm Fixed


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    The Legend of Van Halen

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    cling film

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