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    Yes, that's the Ernesto Lube / Single Speed dot net processing and distribution center...

    We sold the house, so in a couple of weeks we'll be in a new, better location. We live too far from everything, and the lube is processed in the basement, which is a guarded secret (got gnomes working in there, pouring their souls into the lube you all use). I have to move all the buckets and everything oily out into a new basement that's three times the size.

    Then we'll have two computers, one for the basement and one for the family, because this one is the family computer. The other iMac is busted and I got to get it fixed...that will speed up the process when we have lube filling sessions, which will become much more frequent.

    Boxes are full of either ENO stuff / lube orders / lube sponsorships

    coming up? bio-grease is under development. Been using it.
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    That would explain the move from TX, no basements here eh?

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    tru dat

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    That would explain the move from TX, no basements here eh?
    yes, if there's basements in TX, i'd be there in a heartbeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Bob
    That would explain the move from TX, no basements here eh?
    You found that out the hard way after a fortune teller told you your bike was in the basement of the Alamo, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tvrbob86
    You found that out the hard way after a fortune teller told you your bike was in the basement of the Alamo, right?
    when I was captured by midgets back in TX, they told me that they were going to cook me in their cauldron.

    Fortunately, I had bad gas and they let me go because as we all know, TX midgets don't like that effervescent rotten egg smell.

    I like basements because they're creepy.

    Been t the Alamo about 5 times, and never, ever fond the basement. I did though, find some hot fat girls from Houston that were visiting. oh yeah! Kool-Aid style!

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    some people...

    some people would drive two blocks to rent movies or get a lotto ticket.
    Me? I much rather ride a bike and be the example. I do get weird looks when I haul stuff on the bed of my "truck"

    Messenger bag's got smaller packages, one going to the UK and one to Canada.
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    If you tried that shite down here you'd get run over by the many gas guzzling pickups. Of course 3 guys at the office recently sold their Turbo Diesel Dodge trucks (single guys). 1 got a 4cyl New Beetle (giggle), 1 got a smaller import pickup (still get's laghed at by his bubba friends) 1 got an Acura. I hear that the projected price of regular unleaded is supposed to reach $4.25 per gallon this summer! Lots of used V8 monster trucks on the lots these days.

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    My mom lives in Austin and has a basement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocheese
    My mom lives in Austin and has a basement?
    Are you asking us or telling us? I've only been in your mom's bedroom. And on her kitchen table. I didn't go downstairs. At least, not in the literal sense.

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    "Lots of used V8 monster trucks on the lots these days"

    I like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by tvrbob86
    Are you asking us or telling us? I've only been in your mom's bedroom. And on her kitchen table. I didn't go downstairs. At least, not in the literal sense.
    That's some funny stuff right there...

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    Ernesto, when you get some $$$, get some real furniture, too. May I suggest www.rosewoodhouse.com ... real, solid, hardwoods, all wood joinery, classic design, lifetime of use and then some ;-)
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    Lmao

    Watch when some guy finds out the the lube Ernesto sells will burn in his diesel truck then Ernesto gets rich quick. I say we start cold-pressing all those Gnomes and use them for fuel!!
    Anyway, keep up the good work E.
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    Quote Originally Posted by illnacord
    Ernesto, when you get some $$$, get some real furniture, too. May I suggest www.rosewoodhouse.com ... real, solid, hardwoods, all wood joinery, classic design, lifetime of use and then some ;-)
    that desk is gone! we sold it during the rummage sale.
    That day, after I got back from the post office, I left my bike on the driveway. Some guy asked Sarah if it was for sale. EEEK! I quickly moved it out of sight.

    Our new place will have a new desk. WAHOOOO!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tvrbob86
    Are you asking us or telling us? I've only been in your mom's bedroom. And on her kitchen table. I didn't go downstairs. At least, not in the literal sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    ... bio-grease is under development. Been using it.
    Is bio-grease anything like fromunda cheese?
    ...got chuck to join my Rock Racing SS team....

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