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    disasters

    earthquakes, monsoons, hurricanes, and airborne herpes - disasters

    not disasters? single speeds, ENO, and having the ability to punk rock parking.

    Disasters: Wolverine losing his adamantium to Apocalypse. The 1985 Mexico City earthquake. Iran. Cat scratches on the balls. Skidmarks onher underwear on 3rd base.

    not disaster? clearing the logs on the SS. The noise of Hope hubs. The noise of ENO freewheels. School. Good times and PBR (which I've not had in a while), fixie bikes, well behaved dogs. Not having to watch Apocalypto a 2nd time.

    Disasters: the big Tsunami. Politics. Nelson (the band). Ghost shifting. War. Stepping on poo. Dog poo. Not your dog's. Cats who pee on walls. Ninja attacks. Infestation. Boners on the 1st dance.

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    Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over the barbed wire fence??









    It was an 'udder' disaster!



    *Looks around at the silent, blank stares of the crowd.....*

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    Disaster: Zipping part of yerself into the YKK of yer baggies

    Not disaster: drinking the beer that made Wilwaukee famous trying to rid yerself of the pain of zipping part of yerself into the YKK of yer baggies... and succeeding

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    Disaster waiting to happen: riding commando in baggies....

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    Backside disaster:
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    @pinkrobeyyc
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    Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton. "Server Busy." Dents in toptubes. Hitting a cow pie at speed. Transformers movie franchise.

    Not disasters: Motorboating and boyshorts on girls. Riding tomorrow. Widmer Hef and chainring bottle openers.

    Maybe disasters? Teabags on Toptubes. Riding in daisy dukes and sleeveless flannel shirts. Beginning to bald, but not noticeably.

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    Dropped pie - disaster

    Ice cold beer - not disaster
    Bikes, beer and pizza.

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    Buff single track ......... not

    Broken chain on wicked techy climb ..............ahyep

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    "boyshorts on girls"

    I think we're in the same league here. Care to post a pic? (i am at work so google images is out of the question of me regarding this topic)

    disaster: squeeky chains on a nightride

    not disaster: Beer after the nightride

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    bent seat tube caused by short seat post.

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    that sucks

    Quote Originally Posted by nOOby
    bent seat tube caused by short seat post.
    got a pic?
    "If women don't find handsome , they should at least find you handy."-Red Green

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkrobe
    Backside disaster:
    ...snip...

    Don't forget the Master of Disaster (and all things punk)...


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    link fail

    Uh. Most def. NOT a disaster. I'd go so far to call that an all out WIN.
    Last edited by ~martini~; 10-22-2009 at 06:28 PM.
    Just a regular guy.

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    not diaster: first ground up build. next time I want to lace my wheels and braze my own frame but it won't be for a while.

    <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/redwarrior/4034861215/" title="scandaltrail by m2phast, on Flickr"><img src="https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2786/4034861215_b7e3356f69_b.jpg" width="1024" height="768" alt="scandaltrail" /></a>

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    Quote Originally Posted by nuck_chorris
    got a pic?
    here you go, seem long enough at first but the seat crept up as I found my groove.
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    Disaster,not being able to ride.Not disaster,riding fillowed by beer and pizza.Disaster,Dog **** on tire and puncture,not disaster,wet day indoors with mtbr.

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    Disaster - not getting the lingerie link to work.

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    Wow, I love those red wheels on the green bike. No disaster there.

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    opposite of disaster

    Very, very nice bike. Great job on that build.

    Quote Originally Posted by redwarrior
    not diaster: first ground up build. next time I want to lace my wheels and braze my own frame but it won't be for a while.

    <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/redwarrior/4034861215/" title="scandaltrail by m2phast, on Flickr"><img src="https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2786/4034861215_b7e3356f69_b.jpg" width="1024" height="768" alt="scandaltrail" /></a>
    Bikes, beer and pizza.

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    ok. that link failed. How's this one?
    http://www.autostraddle.com/girl-on-...-in-boyshorts/
    Just a regular guy.

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    Thanks benzology and Traktor... my kids are calling it the "Christmas bike".

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    Quote Originally Posted by redwarrior
    not diaster: first ground up build. next time I want to lace my wheels and braze my own frame but it won't be for a while.
    W0w, that's nice lookin bike....colors and all worked out great!
    Get off the couch and ride!

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    Quote Originally Posted by redwarrior
    Thanks benzology and Traktor... my kids are calling it the "Christmas bike".
    What did they think about the girls in the boyshorts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by umarth
    What did they think about the girls in the boyshorts?
    They're cool with girls in boyshorts, girls in girlshorts and boys in boyshorts but definitely not boys in girlshorts or anyone in tubesocks.

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    Disaster: snagging baggies on seat and ripping them clean off during cyclocross remount.
    Not disaster: The sweet Major One I snagged them on.

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    disaster... your girl punching you in the face, you calling the cops, and then spending the next 5 days in the klink

    non disaster... getting out of the klink and finding your new salsa gordo's, chub hub and spokes waiting for you =D
    Ibis Tranny 29


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    Having the zip tie holding your tensioner break while on the trail = Disaster

    Getting a new ENO wheel set = Victory
    "If women don't find handsome , they should at least find you handy."-Red Green

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    Disaster: last week for ENO specials


    not disaster: a growler

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    being lazy and not re stanzing your wheel by putting a tube in.

    pinch flatting on your next ride.......

    dam tubes!

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    disaster... thinking you'd be 'happier' on a geared bike.

    not disaster... realizing you still have a tensioner and cogs in the parts box.

    Ron

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean salach
    Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over the barbed wire fence??
    It was an 'udder' disaster!


    ..*
    ...and I thought he caught his pedal on the fence.

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    disaster: last condom worn inside out.

    lucky it was a disaster: she was a transvestite.
    everything sucks but my vacuum cleaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishcreek
    disaster: last condom worn inside out.

    lucky it was a disaster: she was a transvestite.
    um...

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