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    cats and sausages

    http://www.baconnaise.com/

    So a friend of mine gave me her dad's crappy Mongoose fool suspension mallwart bike to fix. He bought it at a garage sale for $90. Its got a damaged rear shock and a bent front rotor. Shifting is questionable.

    I know how to fix this stuff. Should I charge her a nice $25? or a case of Spotted Cow beer?

    I hate working on those kind of bikes.

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    both

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    Thank god. . . I was so glad I was not greeted with images of shaven legs, and a lycra sausagefest.. I think I threw up a little..
    The only regrets in life, are the risks you didn't take.

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    Based on the title for this thread, I recommend you get cold hard cash and put it toward renewing your meds.
    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    There is no better payment for working on bikes than beer. Request payment up front and after you're lubed up a bit, repair the bike. It will bother you less then.

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    Is she hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS
    Is she hot?
    I weigh 200lbs. at 5' 11".

    She is 5' 4" and weighs more than me.

    My Magic 8 ball says: try again

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    Then you hae to get cash and beer , have to be lubricated to even look at a Walgoose much less work on it . The cash is penalty for owning said Walgoose .

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    Scroll down to where you see the video with the three guys...

    http://www.cyclelicio.us/2009/11/we-are-cyclists.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernesto_from_Wisconsin
    Scroll down to where you see the video with the three guys...

    http://www.cyclelicio.us/2009/11/we-are-cyclists.html

    Biodegradable........................

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    I was hoping you had figured out a new recipe for cat sausage.
    I will just stick with the old one that my grandma gave me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can't get right
    I was hoping you had figured out a new recipe for cat sausage.
    I will just stick with the old one that my grandma gave me.

    Cats .......................the other white meat .

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    Quote Originally Posted by can't get right
    I was hoping you had figured out a new recipe for cat sausage.
    I will just stick with the old one that my grandma gave me.
    Your grandma gave you her old used cat? I'd give you $5 for that cat and train it as a sentry.

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    Take the bike in to Wally-World and say you want a refund or a new bike.

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    Is it one of those UBER cool downhill sleds ?

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    No cats, only sausages.
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    "We are The Cyclists, the intermediate stage between humans and pure energy."

    This is going on my top-tube on both my road and fixed gear. FTW.

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    Convert it to fixie, trash the brake's, and replace the rear shock with a bolt and a bunch of lead washers. No point in fixing something that can't be fixed.
    Last edited by nadinno78; 11-06-2009 at 03:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS
    Is it one of those UBER cool downhill sleds ?
    yes, the only kind of uberness is that when it was bought, the person who bought it also bought some tampons, a bottle of Brute, and pistachios.

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    Return it for credit and get the new 29er , all the cool cats are rockin 29ers .

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    Convert it to single speed or fixie. Payment in beer is always worth it.

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    Dumpster dive for an old steel frame, give that to her. Think she'll notice the difference?

    Make the Walmart bike somewhat functional, get shuttled up to a top of a trail and try to break it on the way down. I might be spending my Thanksgiving with my brother in law doing just that.

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    Tell her it was stolen then take off your pants and say you smell oxygen and stare at your elbow. That should do it.

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    take the beer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by donmeredith74
    Tell her it was stolen then take off your pants and say you smell oxygen and stare at your elbow. That should do it.

    I have no clue what the hell he's talking about, therefore I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donmeredith74
    Tell her it was stolen then take off your pants and say you smell oxygen and stare at your elbow. That should do it.



    Sig. worthy .

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