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    lets see your taco's

    Yesterday riding with mrperc and dogon i got my very first taco...dont really remember how it happened but my bike ended up like 10 ft down the side of a poison oak covered hill with this fantastic taco! we forgot to get a picture but i wanted to see some of your best...

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    Facking delicious

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    You call that a taco? That looks crappy...

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    Not sure if your looking for camal toe or FUPA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacubaya


    Facking delicious
    I am hungry....silde down with a couple of Modelo Especials
    the trick is ENJOYING YOUR LIFE EACH DAY, don't waste them away wishing for better days

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    Quote Originally Posted by mkrobert81
    Not sure if your looking for camal toe or FUPA?
    HAHAHAHA i dont think many people know of this disgusting wonder of a womans body that is "fupa"...god i just vomited on my keyboard..but seriously how about some wheel tacos? if anyone posts a picture of a taco ONTOP of a wheel im gonna die laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by mkrobert81
    Not sure if your looking for camal toe or FUPA?
    Even if it is a FUPA, it's still a camel toe.
    How come none of those tacos are bald? We all know that bald tacos are the best!
    Jump it onto something off of something or over something.

    There's more to freeriding than dirt jumps.

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    Nobody here has taco'ed a wheel.

    Because we're oh-so-smoooooothhhhh

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    Both ends of the quality scale there.... .....
    DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN' ISLAND! ....

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    tell mrperc to show you his, that guys a hack
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    Quote Originally Posted by SJensen
    tell mrperc to show you his, that guys a hack


    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQy_L8pJN2A&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQy_L8pJN2A&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

    Was it this "8 footer" ?

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    way to come through with the vid, couldnt find it for the life of me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rb


    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQy_L8pJN2A&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQy_L8pJN2A&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

    Was it this "8 footer" ?
    Na...man that taco was nothing compared to mine...it took me (140lbs) and mrperc standing both feet on opposite sides of the rim bouncing on it up against a railroad tie to get it as straight as the rim in that vid...good ole' chapparral

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    Quote Originally Posted by sittingduck
    wow thats the most's interesting's things' 'is ever "learned'

    but no seriously thats actually great for essays and such

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse of iron
    wow thats the most's interesting's things' 'is ever "learned'
    but no seriously thats actually great for essays and such
    This one gets a lot of people too. It's a slightly more subtle rule on the apostrophe and its use.

    "Possessive its has no apostrophe."

    If you use an apostrophe in "it's", that is a contraction. You would use this form if you were writing, "It's a nice day out today."

    But if you're saying "She turned her plant to face the sun so its leaves would grow more evenly", you are using the possessive form.

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    Oh no, grammar police.... even a Mexican like me can use apostrophes right..

    Back to tacos please?

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    And now back to our regular scheduled program.
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    YUK, Taco Bell is for suckas

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    i'll post my Toco Server!


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    I don't taco my wheel because I run 36H wheels which of course, we all know is overkill.

    Actually I run Funn 48's, so I really don't taco wheels. I do have a Sun Singletrack that I folded on a botched 720. No pics, tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtufino
    i'll post my Toco Server!

    Perfect Christmas gift!!!

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    not me but...another singletrack bites the dust...

    http://www.pinkbike.com/video/1384/

    sorry its a link i dunno how to do it properly

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    Quote Originally Posted by dtufino
    i'll post my Toco Server!


    I like how it looks like the bottom taco is starting to fold over the holder. That's kinda weird for a crunchy taco

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    Tacos aren't meant to be crunchy

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    Heres a Taco and the Thunder Bringers trail crew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacubaya


    Facking delicious
    damn, im hungry now, those look so good

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesdc
    damn, im hungry now, those look so good
    Taste much better than how they look, real Mexican Tacos al Pastor

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    Quote Originally Posted by tacubaya


    Facking delicious
    Those look awesome.

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    LOVE the topic!!!! what, no porn versions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedal Shop
    LOVE the topic!!!! what, no porn versions?
    Taco or Clam?

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    not mine, but delicious tacos ~1:25, 1:40, 2:47:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp3ud8r4-dg
    ridin in bmore

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    Quote Originally Posted by d_m_b
    not mine, but delicious tacos ~1:25, 1:40, 2:47:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp3ud8r4-dg
    Dammmnnnn, those are quite delicious

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    I like that blowing tire at 2:50 and the guy smashing his head into the phone booth at 1:02. That would freaking hurt.
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    That last bit of the trials video makes me even more positive that drops to flat are BAD.

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    i love the part where all the wheels just start folding around the corners, absolutely beautiful

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    Am I the only one who thought those were some p***y crashes? Trials takes skill, but those were just regular run of the mill bmx slip-ups at best.


    That camera guys laugh was ghey as well.

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    You gotta learn soehow I guess.

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    when was his not before you saw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joelalamo45
    Am I the only one who thought those were some p***y crashes? Trials takes skill, but those were just regular run of the mill bmx slip-ups at best.
    true. perhaps you'd enjoy this a bit more?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVE0-_VHbUc

    be sure to pause it ~4:20 to see the clear view of what that guy did to his bike...i've never seen a failure like that.
    ridin in bmore

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    That's more like it.

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    Here's some Taco from a broadside beach driving a SUV on a cell. Didn't see me, luckily my legs got hooked on the bars or I would not be here today. I'll spare all my mug shot since I was helmetless
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedal Shop
    LOVE the topic!!!! what, no porn versions?
    werd. i'm waiting for the hot chicks with the too tight pants...

    now that's a taco...


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    damn! Glad your ok.

    damn cell phone drivers!!

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    Ouch BT........hope you recover quickly
    Nice trailer, I used a smaller one for a bit but had too much hassle from the local kids...all wanting a lift down the market

    oops..looked again...is it a trike??
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    Hookworms FTW!

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    I've seen worse tacos than those!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ban'd4life
    I've seen worse tacos than those!
    Dude, that's a cameltoe!
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    indeed its a niiice tacotoe, happy holidaze

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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker.
    werd. i'm waiting for the hot chicks with the too tight pants...

    now that's a taco...

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