I, too, have no idea what they are saying but, going by their body language, they are saying a lot of the same stuff me & my female riding buddies talk about on our rides!
Don't know any German but I'm pretty sure there was something about broken nails, nice decals, migraines, hair issues............that's about all i can guess from that.
My personal favourite part is at 22 seconds though.
Just sayin'
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I'm fluent in many languages and I think German is one of them. So I'm pretty sure the brunette said something along the lines of, "That last fart turned into a shart and I have now dropped an uber schizer in my chamois!"
My GF watched the clip last night and she is very fluent in German. She agreed that the subtitles do not match the conversation on the video, but she said your subtitles were effin hilarious - great job Net wurker ! And she almost fell out of her chair when they started shreiking and getting excited for the group hug !
Thanks. Your GF must have a great sense of humor. I can see how, from the female perspective, it might be kinda offensive. But it was all in fun. The girls in the real video seemed to be having a blast making it.
Speaking of the real video, did anyone notice the original is now 31 seconds? The you-tube guy that posted it must have replaced it with a shortened version. Whats up with that?
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Speaking of the real video, did anyone notice the original is now 31 seconds? The you-tube guy that posted it must have replaced it with a shortened version. Whats up with that?
Idk. I've seen it like today and then yours and it took me about 40 secs to set my mind on those subtitles being quite funny. But the part where you added subtitles when there was no speaking sold it
But yours is definitively better.
Originally Posted by NicoleB28
topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!
topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
That's going right into my sig
And btw, how you deal with 'rack support on long rides when you ride topless ?
Originally Posted by NicoleB28
topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!
topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
"scissor"!!! OMG! You clearly speak from exprience...
That is truly one of the funniest things anyone has ever posted on this site. I gotta ride with you one of these days. That is just too cool, girl!
i'm fluent in many languages and i think german is one of them. So i'm pretty sure the brunette said something along the lines of, "that last fart turned into a shart and i have now dropped an uber schizer in my chamois!"
topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
Too Funny!
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There are a few serious women mountain bikers I ride with and I can't say that I've heard any one of those phrases on rides with them. Seems rather cartoonish to me.
There are a few serious women mountain bikers I ride with and I can't say that I've heard any one of those phrases on rides with them. Seems rather cartoonish to me.
I think you just earned a huge "Duh!" for that post. She was just having a laugh, and I dare say most people see that. Humor = good; that's what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom. Especially bears - no sense of humor at all. Not that I wouldn't laugh at any joke, even a bad one, told by a bear.
Yeah, well when I watch the "Sh!t mountain bikers say" - the one with the guys in it, the things they say I hear people say all the time - that's what makes it funny.
For all you people that don't understand german or dont get the humor of putting totally wrong subtitles under a movie...
Here is a version with the right subtitles : Sh*t Mountain biker Girls Say - YouTube
topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
Pic's or it didn't happen
I have a 6 Berth & 2 Berth Motorhomes that I rent out . They are based in Tauranga, New Zealand
Great vid. Remember seeing this one a few weeks ago but been on a hiatus. Going to have to show the German gf, too. Not sure if she will see the humor but that will be part of the fun.
God, if my lady friend and i made one of these videos, ya'll would get a totally different view of women forever. haha, lots of yelling about our anuses hurting, and who snail-trailed who's seat, etc.
God, if my lady friend and i made one of these videos, ya'll would get a totally different view of women forever. haha, lots of yelling about our anuses hurting, and who snail-trailed who's seat, etc.
then again, we're not exactly "delicate" women
Well after that statement, you've got to make a video!!! It's only fair to the rest of us...
its hard to get females on camera because they always avoid pictures, worrying that they're fat or looking bad, etc. thats why i have so few pictures of action shots because nobody wants me having a camera around! Friggin women!
@nicole- you could just do the edit and use any "this person does not one to be identified" tricks they use for interviews couldn't you? ..and amen for "not delicate" women! i too will be looking forward to "sh*t real mtb women say"! or should i say "..real women mtb say"?
topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
its hard to get females on camera because they always avoid pictures, worrying that they're fat or looking bad, etc. thats why i have so few pictures of action shots because nobody wants me having a camera around! Friggin women!
Yes my wife tells me to get the hell away with the camera.
My Father used to keep clear of the camera, When he died we look back & it's sad we have so few photo's of him.
I have a 6 Berth & 2 Berth Motorhomes that I rent out . They are based in Tauranga, New Zealand
They tell me that chicks mountain bike and while I suppose it's theoretically possible, I have never seen a female mountain biker and I'm not sure they exist.
In fact, that's my only beef with mountain biking. I'd love to find a girl who like to ride.
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