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    Went out this morning to clean up the leaves in the yard before I went for a ride and had a visitor sitting on my back deck. He was completely posing for the picture. Pretty cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mb3designs
    Pretty cool.
    nice catch... my morning visitor came in the form of a doe in the side of my pickup. She stumbled off with a hell of a headache and I was left with a reminder on the side of the bedrail.

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    My morning visitor

    Man i was hungry!
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    Hey Brado, those Burger King commercials give me the creeps. The King playing sports is okay, but if that SOB stepped out from behind a tree I had just cut down he would get the GD chainsaw, you heard. He is pretty stealthy though, you see him 50 ft away, turn your head, and bam, he's in your grill. I remember when I was a little kid they opened up a Burger King near my house and they had a dude dressed up like the king and all I can remember is what a d*ckhead he was, but that was like 25 years ago. Maybe I'm crazy, or maybe I'm crazy.

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    The other morning, as I climbed out of bed, first thing I noticed on the carpet was a dead cockroach belly-up. Such is hunting for the house-bound city cat.

    A very sweet gesture on her part, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mb3designs
    Hey Brado, those Burger King commercials give me the creeps. The King playing sports is okay, but if that SOB stepped out from behind a tree I had just cut down he would get the GD chainsaw, you heard. He is pretty stealthy though, you see him 50 ft away, turn your head, and bam, he's in your grill. I remember when I was a little kid they opened up a Burger King near my house and they had a dude dressed up like the king and all I can remember is what a d*ckhead he was, but that was like 25 years ago. Maybe I'm crazy, or maybe I'm crazy.
    I agree, every time one of those commercials comes on my wife changes the channel because she says the guy creeps her out... He reminds me of a villain you'd expect to see in a Batman or Spiderman movie...
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    I wanna see a caged deathmatch betwixt the stupid BK king and the even more stupid Ronald McDonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuelish
    I wanna see a caged deathmatch betwixt the stupid BK king and the even more stupid Ronald McDonald
    or a battle royal with them and Jack from "In the Box" fame.
    will you rep me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moschika
    or a battle royal with them and Jack from "In the Box" fame.
    That's funny...I work with a gal who's been long time friends with "Jack" who coincidentally is really named Jack.

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    That morning visitor, the praying mantis, that is, is a she. The males are a lot smaller.

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    I went out this morning to my living room to find this little 12 week old darling just waking up.

    "Good morning Daizee"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mb3designs
    Went out this morning to clean up the leaves in the yard before I went for a ride and had a visitor sitting on my back deck. He was completely posing for the picture. Pretty cool.
    Praying mantis' always look so ticked off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuel_95
    Praying mantis' always look so ticked off.
    Well on either end of the equation there are dating issues. That could cause some crankiness. Esp with the males.
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    We should call Dana White, president of the UFC, he could set up the fight. Hell, I would pay $34.99 to watch Ronald and the King beat the crap out of each other in the octagon. I'm sure I am not the only one either.

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    I leave the house around 3:20 AM. My usual visitor is a skunk the size of a Cocker Spaniel wandering my front lawn. He's pretty cool though, just gives me a look and goes back to whatever he's doing.

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    I have one of those too. He lives on the front of the house, but is of the brown dry climate variety.
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    Heeler Dog

    Damn Beast, what happened to that weasel looking critter you had that weighed 10lbs you called a dog (KIT). I felt like sneaking it a cheeseburger every time I saw that thing.. The Heeler Dog is the best biking dog around...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb3designs
    Went out this morning to clean up the leaves in the yard before I went for a ride and had a visitor sitting on my back deck. He was completely posing for the picture. Pretty cool.
    Hmmmmmmmm...it wouldn't go by the name of Zorak, now, would it ???

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    No, it wasn't Zorak because he didn't insult me or threaten my life. Maybe one of his cousins though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb3designs
    Went out this morning to clean up the leaves in the yard before I went for a ride and had a visitor sitting on my back deck. He was completely posing for the picture. Pretty cool.
    Hehe, I have one of those in my basement too. Looks simliar...
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingsuperpetis
    Hehe, I have one of those in my basement too. Looks simliar...
    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (stands and applauds)

    A VERY fine example of the species, too, if I may say so.
    I ..... need ..... DIRT!!!!!

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