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    I met some chicks who actually ride!

    So I was in Auburn last weekend to rip up some dirt on my wicked cool bike at Forest HIlls. It was a great day for some back wheel slides on those corners! So sweet...

    I loaded up the SUV with everything I needed, lube, beer, and some Triumph to blast in the parking lot post ride.




    I met some wicked chicks at the trail head that totally dug my car and we decided to ride. I of course stayed in the back, make sure I observe and supervise.





    These chicks were wicked cool and they were really into some dirty action (STIL).




    Action shot from somewhere on the ride, STIL! (steeper than it looks for you noobs)




    SWEET singletrack with a great shot of my ride on the trail - MAKE WAY FOR THE KING! I love my race ride, especially when I'm hucking. (STIL)




    more HAWT action: (STIL)






    Nice trail to rip up!! (STIL)



    She can't help but smile out there with me, they totally dug it:




    We finished the ride and said our goodbyes and I hopped back in the SUV with digits on my sock, the right one of course. They wrote it in lipstick. Till next time senoritas! (STIL)



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    Anybody seeing any pics? All I'm getting are the little blue question marks.
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    Pics?

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    I see no pics
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Speaking for all us lonely geeks sitting at home on a saturday night drooling over mountainbikes on a web forum ... please post the pics.

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    Wow, even douchier since the pics don't show up.

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    I think he`s lying
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    dude, i dig your little red x's. where did you shoot them?

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    Nice pics.

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    :wq

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    And don't skid on the divide loop, jerk wad
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    Quote Originally Posted by sherijumper
    I think he`s lying
    Seriously, chicks in Auburn!!?? As in Alabama???? Please!

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    I met a chick that rode once.
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    If I may..........

    I know everyone on here wanted pictures of hot girls riding mountainbikes , I think this thread will end up in the recycle bin anyways so.............................
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails I met some chicks who actually ride!-pbpic3875917.jpg  

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    fixing it, apparently .me doesn't like MTBR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bones
    fixing it, apparently .me doesn't like MTBR!
    That would be frustrating buddy , and oh yes I (we) will be waiting
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65
    Seriously, chicks in Auburn!!?? As in Alabama???? Please!
    He means Auburn, California. There's some gorgeous women who ride that trail.
    :wq

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    Quote Originally Posted by nachomc
    And don't skid on the divide loop, jerk wad
    You don't slide?

    you're missing out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nachomc
    And don't skid on the divide loop, jerk wad
    Fack that, skidding is the faster way around/through those corners!

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    Wow.
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    Ok, that was pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spork You
    Focking Newb!

    FWIW, I'm referring to Jed, not Brad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nachomc
    He means Auburn, California. There's some gorgeous women who ride that trail.
    Well that would explain the ladies then! Lot's of Auburns around this here country!

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    Cool! They look like crazy chicks

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    I always love those V.B. kits.

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    The third time you claim it's STIL, it becomes pretty obvious you are lying.
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zonic Man
    Sporks are God's gift to cutlery.
    Since sporks incorporate the worst features of both of them, further proof he is a prankster.

    Been a long time since the scent of azzwitz has wafted.

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    Seeing as your bike matches one of the chick's bikes right down to the gravity dropper me think's you knew one of them already,

    btw was that you or the girl that is cross chaining like a mofo in the posing pics? (is it wrong that I was looking at the ventanas almost as much as the girls?)

    looked like a fun day though.

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    Those gals look like they needed the lube and beer really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flystagg
    Seeing as your bike matches one of the chick's bikes right down to the gravity dropper me think's you knew one of them already,

    btw was the you or the girl that is cross chaining like a mofo in the posing pics? (is it wrong that I was looking at the ventanas almost as much as the girls?)

    looked like a fun day though.
    Wow. interesting post.

    I guess I was wrong when I thought sarcasm was involved here. I feel so dumber.

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    I'm surprised they let you snap all those pics having just met you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandyBoy
    Those gals look like they needed the lube and beer really bad.
    Dude, you have no idea! They oil wrestled right after!

    Quote Originally Posted by tscheezy
    The third time you claim it's STIL, it becomes pretty obvious you are lying.
    Dude, that trail map shot was like 28% it was gnar!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bones

    I met some wicked chicks at the trail head that totally dug my car and we decided to ride. I of course stayed in the back, make sure I observe and supervise.




    Cool that you found some chicks that ride. You might want to consider genetic testing for that one on the right though. Looks a little suspicious. (STIL)

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    Auburn rules.
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    In full kit no less....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherijumper
    I know everyone on here wanted pictures of hot girls riding mountainbikes , I think this thread will end up in the recycle bin anyways so.............................
    Don't stop there, keep 'em comin!

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    STIL: suckier than it looks.


    Let's nominate this pot for the suckiest of the year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wg
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    Only thing that kills a joke deadern an explanation is an apology.

    But hey, dem beeches got some fine taste in bieks.
    Since when did Need have anything to do with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flystagg
    Seeing as your bike matches one of the chick's bikes right down to the gravity dropper me think's you knew one of them already,

    btw was that you or the girl that is cross chaining like a mofo in the posing pics? (is it wrong that I was looking at the ventanas almost as much as the girls?)

    looked like a fun day though.
    Two chicks on the white Ventanas, the guy's bike is the blue one, I'm guessing. The girls have the same jerseys and shorts, the bikes match exactly, so I'm guessing they have some sort of sponsorship... all the way down to the Gravity Dropper seat posts.
    Now with eggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon11
    Two chicks on the white Ventanas, the guy's bike is the blue one, I'm guessing.
    So, the chick riding the blue bike in a couple of the photos just took his bike for a quick spin in those photos then?

    BTW bones - those trails ALS (already look steep), so if they are STIL...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad andy!
    So, the chick riding the blue bike in a couple of the photos just took his bike for a quick spin in those photos then?

    BTW bones - those trails ALS (already look steep), so if they are STIL...
    Oh, hey, good call. Missed that. My apologies.
    Now with eggs.

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    How about college CHick Who Race MTB's ?
    Yale



    UNH



    Yale



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    Yale ( have you guessed we were near the yale Camp site )



    UNH



    Vasser



    Syracuse



    Penn State



    UNH



    U Conn ( They also had to do a Running lemans Start )



    Syracuse



    Carnigie Mellon



    UVM ( she had changed out of her UVM Jersey , She had fallen in a Mud Pit on her first lap )



    And finally

    U Conn ( host college ) with Carnigie Mellon

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    I have met the UVM Rider Pictured above, met them all actually. My Friend Carl is on the UVM Racing team.
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    I hope the Triumph part was a joke...

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    Oh my. Nice pics Bones.
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    That is a nice picture

    Um,

    1) Plymouth Neon SUV? OK, that's potentially funny.
    2) With baby seats? I hope "Dad" doesn't stray too far from the nest.
    3) I agree on the STIL, SKIL, whatever criticism.
    4) Which one is your wife?
    5) Why UVM? Why not UV? As opposed to UVwhat? oh, yeah, never mind. I think the UVA girls are better looking, though.
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    This is freaking hilarious.

    Monte...what's up bro?



    Thanks,
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    dude i'm so jealous. so many years of trolling through here, i finally find a post worth commenting on. dude with a nice car, nice bike, and then hooking up with chicks... you ride like an animal too. i totally get the "steeper than it looks". photographs just don't do that hard core stuff justice. gotta hand it to you. you gots the skillz. if you're ever in the south bay area hit me up.

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    Those 2 would give the All Blacks front row a hard time.
    And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...I simply am not there.

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    Totally dug yer' car? What kinda' ride you got anyways?

    Wicked cool bike? ......Idiot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bones
    This is freaking hilarious.

    Monte...what's up bro?



    Thanks,
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    totally hilarious, and they're still coming.

    hanging in there, still not riding enough. can't wait for spring already.

    Monte

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    They are lesbians and you are developmentally delayed...so whats your point skidmark? I see...this is maybe retarddded humor?

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    Check out this forum on cyclingnews.com for actual hot chicks on (and off) bikes:

    http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=2133
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    This thread kicks ass.

    Good to see that passion is still what it was last time I logged on.

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    up some dirt on my wicked cool bike at Forest HIlls.
    i'm from forest hills.

    wtf i thought they don't allow mtb in forest park

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    Well boy's and gals, shall we give this the "The best thread ever" award for 2009?
    This past year there has been a few stinkers on the Passion board, but this one is just too damn funny - it gets my vote!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeridesabike
    Check out this forum on cyclingnews.com for actual hot chicks on (and off) bikes:

    http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=2133
    Now that's what I'm talking about!! Awesome link mikeridesabike job well done! I have to say, Liz Hatch might be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen on a bike. But check out post #49...good stuff!

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    Stil

    stupider than it looks

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeridesabike
    Check out this forum on cyclingnews.com for actual hot chicks on (and off) bikes:

    http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=2133
    good link,i like that. i like that a lot!
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    Man, them VB babes are hawt.

    Hi, Suzy!

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    i think she owns a bike shop here in jersey
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