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    Riding Nude at Night

    Just sayin... 😉
    Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

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    There was a detailed thread about this a while back. I just hope it was a solo ride.
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    Stop asking how much it weighs and just go ride it.

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    I did a double take at the thread title. Thanks Chuck for the chuckle.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I did a double take at the thread title. Thanks Chuck for the chuckle.
    Seemed a natural (or au naturel?) given the previous two threads, right?

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    Is this part of the consolidation reorganization of the site?
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    Remember, there's always quilting and knitting if pedalling becomes too tough.

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    I bet even fewer people do it

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    As mentioned in the other thread...

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    MERCY! MERCY! MERCY!

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    Yeah, that's how I was hoping this thread would end.
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    Stop asking how much it weighs and just go ride it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *OneSpeed* View Post
    Yeah, that's how I was hoping this thread would end.
    Hey, it's a part of mountain biking history and we don't need to be ashamed of it. NORBA didn't last forever either.
    MERCY! MERCY! MERCY!

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    I've raced nude a couple of times. I highly recommend a non slip seat cover.

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    If you're racing you should wear a helmet, then, technically you're not really nude. Sorry but it never gets dark enough for me to ride naked. If riders under 30 realized what they're gonna look like in 25 more years it would be traumatic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGuyontheTrail View Post
    If you're racing you should wear a helmet, then, technically you're not really nude. Sorry but it never gets dark enough for me to ride naked. If riders under 30 realized what they're gonna look like in 25 more years it would be traumatic.
    True, we did wear helmets. It's an hour long bonus round in our clubs end of year 12 hour night race. 2 for one laps between 3 and 4am if you're naked. One year I got a flat and needed to replace a tube half way round. The following year friends have me the idea to spin one of my handlebar lights around to spotlight my junk, the race coordinators in the timing tent were a bit shocked haha.

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    My Chesters would be really tough to ride with bare feet.
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    Remember, there's always quilting and knitting if pedalling becomes too tough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRPABT1 View Post
    True, we did wear helmets. It's an hour long bonus round in our clubs end of year 12 hour night race. 2 for one laps between 3 and 4am if you're naked. One year I got a flat and needed to replace a tube half way round. The following year friends have me the idea to spin one of my handlebar lights around to spotlight my minuscule junk, the race coordinators in the timing tent were a bit shocked haha.
    Fixed that for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Fixed that for you.
    It was a bit cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRPABT1 View Post
    It was a bit cold.
    Let me guess “I was in the pool, I was in the pool”.

    When the screeen goes dark hang out for the follow up scene.

    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    it is too cold to ride naked at night.

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    Here's a recent shot of me riding nekkid at night. Sure hope I don't get banned for posting this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh My Sack! View Post
    Remember, there's always quilting and knitting if pedalling becomes too tough.

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    I'll never be able to un-see that, thanks Chaz.
    Cool heads prevail

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    I only do it on my unicorn.
    It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

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    and this is why you always replace the saddle on a used bike... / sanitize whole bike before touching it with bare hands..

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    I can ride nude at night right now. Should I go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schulze View Post
    I can ride nude at night right now. Should I go?
    you can ride with me at night.

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    Geez guys. I'm over sixty and the boys hang pretty low nowadays and are likely to get caught up in the drivetrain.

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    I ride nude at night on my birthday. Which is January 27th. Very invigorating experience at 10 degrees Fahrenheit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonSonic View Post
    Geez guys. I'm over sixty and the boys hang pretty low nowadays and are likely to get caught up in the drivetrain.
    Take a cold shower prior and you should be fine, for a few miles anyway.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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