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    I'm really tired of all the reading strategies. plus I am tired of the readings threads. I am super tired of the ratings threads. Thanks, little mic on my phone, for mis-translating my thoughts.

    Now I forget what I was on about.
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    [email protected] I hope using the word 'drunk' is not against the rules now... or an 'X'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    [email protected] I hope using the word 'drunk' is not against the rules now... or an 'X'.

    Paging rules committee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Paging rules committee.
    He's a witch, ban him!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
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    LOL! I tried to rep you for this but I was restricted.

    Now, let's see. Let's think of some things that start with "X"...

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    X tra cool clouds in my back yard today.
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    ^ Most X-cellent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    I'm really tired of all the reading strategies...
    Then this tale may not be best for you.



    There once was a mod named Um Lee,
    who's wife caught him online jackhammering himself numbly.
    Despite repeated claims of "Oh darling I was only thinking of you",
    he was pounding it to some sweet lass in So 2.

    So she laid down new rules - no more skin, cleavage, or bum,
    and to remain in this house you must become effectively muslim.
    Now all women you see must be wearing a Burqa, Niqaab, or Hijab,
    or I'll take away that sweet titanium SS, call the attorney, and nab all jo weed.

    And this fictional tale of a mythical mod's fail,
    is an X-rated version of why women can no longer appear,
    unless dressed for a fricking scirocco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Then this tale may not be best for you.



    There once was a mod named Um Lee,
    who's wife caught him online jackhammering himself numbly.
    Despite repeated claims of "Oh darling I was only thinking of you",
    he was pounding it to some sweet lass in So 2.

    So she laid down new rules - no more skin, cleavage, or bum,
    and to remain in this house you must become effectively muslim.
    Now all women you see must be wearing a Burqa, Niqaab, or Hijab,
    or I'll take away that sweet titanium SS, call the attorney, and nab all jo weed.

    And this fictional tale of a mythical mod's fail,
    is an X-rated version of why women can no longer appear,
    unless dressed for a fricking scirocco.
    It's a steel SS

    Though funny


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Then this tale may not be best for you.



    There once was a mod named Um Lee,
    who's wife caught him online jackhammering himself numbly.
    Despite repeated claims of "Oh darling I was only thinking of you",
    he was pounding it to some sweet lass in So 2.

    So she laid down new rules - no more skin, cleavage, or bum,
    and to remain in this house you must become effectively muslim.
    Now all women you see must be wearing a Burqa, Niqaab, or Hijab,
    or I'll take away that sweet titanium SS, call the attorney, and nab all jo weed.

    And this fictional tale of a mythical mod's fail,
    is an X-rated version of why women can no longer appear,
    unless dressed for a fricking scirocco.
    Perhaps we shouldn't post anymore hotties dressed in such garb (even though CHUM likes it). We wouldn't want to attract Gov't attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    LOL! I tried to rep you for this but I was restricted.

    Now, let's see. Let's think of some things that start with "X"...
    I tried and was shot down also.
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