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    Would you please...

    Bathe...

    At least bathe your child daily. I get it, you’re down on your luck and are too depressed to bathe daily. But, you obviously [as a couple] care for your 3 year old little girl. The world is wide open to her. Every turn a new experience, do you think a bathed child would feel better upon these new experiences? Pretty sure they would. A refreshing more opened world would arise.

    Sorry, rant over watching this first hand just now. Tourist town.

    Post up some, ”would you please” moments you’ve experienced.
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    Can you please not walk your dog on the sidewalk when it's 112* outside..... People are idiots.

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    Can you please...

    ...say “Would you please” instead of “Can you please?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus View Post
    ...say “Would you please” instead of “Can you please?”

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    Lol
    Thanks, fixed that for [us] you.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Can you please not walk your dog on the sidewalk when it's 112* outside..... People are idiots.
    Or hell, on asphalt when it's "just" 90.
    Go Fact Yourself.

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    Would you please turn off your TV and educate yourself before forming such strong opinions. Either that or would you please jump off a fuzzking cliff, your choice.

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    Would you please put the phone away.
    Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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    Would you please please your wood?
    Go Fact Yourself.

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    Would (royal) you pretty please take up a different hobby so I have all the trails to me, myself and I?
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    Avid is spelled wrong, there should be an 'O' in there.

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    ....let off some more fireworks tonight, DJ really misses them.

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    .... return the shopping cart after use

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    .... google first before posting a question that has been answered 1 million times already

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    Would you please not drive 60 effing mph on gravel when you see bicycles ahead?
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    …go outside with your noxious flatulence?
    Go Fact Yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    …go outside with your noxious flatulence?
    Nah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Can you please not walk your dog on the sidewalk when it's 112* outside..... People are idiots.
    Very sad. I'm part of a few dog groups on Facebook. The posts about peoples very much loved pets expiring in high heat (even in as little as 15 min) are heart breaking.

    Can you please not forget any children in your car--especially during hot weather.

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    Would dog owners please not put their dog's crap in other peoples garbage cans

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    Would you please...let me have my other sandal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bingemtbr View Post
    Very sad. I'm part of a few dog groups on Facebook. The posts about peoples very much loved pets expiring in high heat (even in as little as 15 min) are heart breaking.

    Can you please not forget any children in your car--especially during hot weather.
    I just can't with pet social media. My wife is a veterinarian and we both have very evidence-based mindsets in general. The crazy is strong in those groups, and they often don't take too well to evidence-based mindsets.

    Would you please not treat service staff like shit?

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    Please pass the jelly.

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    Would you please pass the doobie

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    Quote Originally Posted by whalenard View Post
    nah

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Would you please...let me have my other sandal?

    What does that poor dog have around its neck??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    What does that poor dog have around its neck??
    Fitbit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    What does that poor dog have around its neck??
    It shocks him if he gets within 5 feet of the fence. He would jump the fence and terrorize the neighborhood before I took this drastic measure. (and by terrorize, I mean run up on unsuspecting dog walkers, but he just wanted to play....but it still scared the bejeus out of them, and I didn't want anyone to call animal control on us)

    Took two shocks, and he learned quick. He'll run at full speed up to the fence, but now he knows when to apply the brakes.

    I hated to do it, but a six foot fence redo would have been about 5K. This electric fence barrier was 379 bux*.





    * plus 50 bux to rent a cable bury machine for four hours....I have an acre back yard, I and wasn't about to bury the underground trip wire by hand and shovel. That would have taken two days at least.
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    Growing up we had a Staffordshire that would jump a 6 foot fence from a stand still and yelp in mid air as she got shocked. Once devoured a skunk in under 40-50 seconds tops, literally nothing left. Total princess otherwise but hated skunks and raccoons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    Would you please pass the doobie
    Would you please not Bogart that that joint.

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    Would you please make me laugh like Net did with his dog [Jett] photo.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I had a dog that would jump my fence. So I made the fence higher so he couldn't jump it. Not a problem, he chewed the 4X4 post in two and knocked down a whole section to get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtjunkie View Post
    would you please make me laugh like net did with his dog [Ty] photo.
    fify

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    Would you please wipe that smile off of your guilty face?

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    Oops, sorry Net.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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