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    Would you have been burned at the stake in the olden days?

    Well? Do tell the reasons.

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    More than likely, yes. Iíve smoked pot before, and also have nailed (repeatedly) a woman in the ass (thatís the devilís sex). I donít practice any sort of religion, either. I like my tires fat (fatter than mostó26"x3.8"), my women dark, my beer dark, my meat rare, and I find equestrians to be pains in the ass. Iím a freakiní devil-worshipping pagan by all means.
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    Probably. I just tend to be an azzhole in real life.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    For sure, my lady is an energy worker and healer that has a business in the heart of the city and i have studied im spare time to do the same, that involves chakra clearing and balancing, and a host of other things.
    We would have been called witches for sure..
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    Im an avid fan of satanic music ( metal ), i like stuffing the ladies in the poop hole WITH protection, I had sex before marriage, I'm an atheist.


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    people want to burn me at the stake nowadays... lol (you folks that got the pm's confirm that )
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    No way, I'd be considered a god. Not only for my looks but for my way. People back then would have instinctively bowed before me as they do today.
    Oh, and I never lie.
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    I would have been used for stud service.
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    Big T, how many female horses do you think you could service in one day?
    And do you have your own stables or do you travel?
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    I don't know but one of my ancestors was beheaded in England for high treason against the queen.....so yeah probably.
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    Does self-gratification qualify as a reason for being burned at the stake? If so then yes.

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    all of the above
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    I think more pitchfork, torches and angry mobs of villagers running me out of town.
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    Would you have been burned at the stake in the olden days?
    I was.....


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    To make this more historically correct, women were "burned at the stake" and men were "drawn and quartered" for "high treason."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockcrusher View Post
    I think more pitchfork, torches and angry mobs of villagers running me out of town.
    What? No tar and feathers? lol
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    I would've been a God among men, and a ruler of pagans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    No way, I'd be considered a god. Not only for my looks but for my way. People back then would have instinctively bowed before me as they do today.
    Oh, and I never lie.
    dammit you beat me to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollyw00d View Post
    I would've been a God among men, and a ruler of pagans.
    Aren't pagans godless?

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    but an honest answer to the thread, yes. I don't do well with authority, I do love jesus, but I can't stand the religious types. I don't beat around the bush or sugar coat stuff so I come off as an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Aren't pagans godless?
    yup. that's why i phrased it like I did. "a god among men" (think greek god, you know, scuplted abs, chiseled ass, jaw line that makes women weak).. and "a ruler of pagans" (think king).




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    Some might consider this being burned at the stake to a lesser degree:

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    I would have been beheaded... smiling out at the haters
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I would have been beheaded... smiling out at the haters
    Like Curly said " a hot stake is better than a cold chop".

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    damn, i didnt realize you guys were all rowdy hooligans. this is not the company i want to keep, im out.

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    Forget about the olden days, from the post-election commentary I've seen on the interwebs today, I may be burned at the stake before the next presidential election ...
    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollyw00d View Post
    but an honest answer to the thread, yes. I don't do well with authority, I do love jesus, but I can't stand the religious types. I don't beat around the bush or sugar coat stuff so I come off as an ass.

    Yeah they'd a kiled me.
    Jesus didn't care for authority either ... he wasn't the milk toast quiet type people sometimes believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Like Curly said " a hot stake is better than a cold chop".
    "I'm a victim of soicumstance" "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Nah, I would have been the Chief Inquisitor.

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    Nope. I'd be considered a saint and revered for millennia. Oh wait, I'm not Catholic. I'd be burned at the stake.

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    Sometimes I burn my steak on the grill. (not on purpose, though)

    It REALLY makes me angry. Wait, what thread is this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Sometimes I burn my steak on the grill. (not on purpose, though)

    It REALLY makes me angry. Wait, what thread is this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Big T, how many female horses do you think you could service in one day?
    And do you have your own stables or do you travel?
    If I cheated and used viagra... Dozens. My services are mobile, too- try to keep the overhead low

    Sent from somewhere not sitting on my ass in front of the computer.
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    not so much at the stake but at a campfire for sure while my reaper made s'mores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    If I cheated and used viagra... Dozens. My services are mobile, too- try to keep the overhead low

    Sent from somewhere not sitting on my ass in front of the computer.
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    ^^Hutch in 3Ö2Ö

    I would have been awesome in a past life. All fire and brimstone, and death and destruction; nowadays though, it's like people forget I exist. They have the Internet and don't believe some dude they've never physically seen can cause that much mayhem. Sure, I still get some worshippers here and there but mostly misguided teens who wouldn't know a proper sacrifice from neutering themselves. Ol' Big Guy and I just sit around and shoot the **** most days now over some beers. Throw a parlour trick out every once in a while, mostly for our own amusement though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    all of the above
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    Why not?
    My surname is typical of central Italy with a german origin. Between the Middle Ages and Renaissance herds of "barbarians" moved to Italy, certainly some of them have had stories of stakes and hopefully more cheerful things.

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    i successfully summoned a lesser demon once.

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    Some members got burned at the stake here recently.

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