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    The worst!

    Forgetting your ear phones and having to fly all day.......
    Luckily I had enough time before this 4 hour flight to grab another set....
    Sorry, I'm anti social on the plane... I don't want to know your life story....

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    ... on that note, getting to the gym and forgetting your earbuds... I cannot work out without music, neither can I ride with music...


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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Second worst, sitting next to the guy who bought the stankiest possible grub from the food court and decided for everyone's pleasure to wait until he's comfortably seated next to you to consume said stank. Subsequently drilling tasters (farts so bad you can taste them) into his seat for the next few hours, so the smell really never goes away.

    Headphones can't cure that ailment. Don't be that guy, I beg of you.

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    Sitting next to some guy wearing headphones! I don't want to listen to your tinny musak and am saddened by your disinterest in your fellow man ;0)

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    or the subway or bus, those are must have earbuds too. Hate listening to all the conspiracy nuts out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBitey View Post
    Second worst, sitting next to the guy who bought the stankiest possible grub from the food court and decided for everyone's pleasure to wait until he's comfortably seated next to you to consume said stank. Subsequently drilling tasters (farts so bad you can taste them) into his seat for the next few hours, so the smell really never goes away.
    Hey, man, I didn't have enough time between flights. That airport sushi was tasty though. You really should have tried the salmon. I showed you the "made on" date. Wasn't that old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    or the subway or bus, those are must have earbuds too. Hate listening to all the conspiracy nuts out there.
    Only losers take the bus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Hey, man, I didn't have enough time between flights. That airport sushi was tasty though. You really should have tried the salmon. I showed you the "made on" date. Wasn't that old.
    Yeah, but the tasters man, the tasters...

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    If you think that the worst thing that can happen to you whilst on an aeroplane is that the person next to you is slightly annoying then frankly you have zero imagination.

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    Sorry, I'm anti social on the plane... I don't want to know your life story....
    I was born a poor black child...

    Has anyone ever considered hiring a comedian to sit next to them on a flight? May be worth the expense. I would probably hire Dane Cook, he'd be a good seat mate, I'd ask for the Car Accident skit, I think (where are my shoes, where are my shoes??)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    I was born a poor black child...

    Has anyone ever considered hiring a comedian to sit next to them on a flight? May be worth the expense. I would probably hire Dane Cook, he'd be a good seat mate, I'd ask for the Car Accident skit, I think (where are my shoes, where are my shoes??)
    I knew it......wait, you seemed pretty "bright" the last time we rode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    Forgetting your ear phones and having to fly all day.......
    Luckily I had enough time before this 4 hour flight to grab another set....
    Sorry, I'm anti social on the plane... I don't want to know your life story....
    That's what Ambien is for. Night-night time can happen ANYWHERE, ANYTIME with that stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    Forgetting your ear phones and having to fly all day.......
    Luckily I had enough time before this 4 hour flight to grab another set....
    Sorry, I'm anti social on the plane... I don't want to know your life story....
    Wouldn't this fall under http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...nt-876946.html
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Planes, let the farting begin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBitey View Post
    Yeah, but the tasters man, the tasters...
    Not my fault you didn't have any Gas-X on you.

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    Aaaaaaaand my suitcase didn't make my last connection....... Nice....... F'ers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    That's what Ambien is for. Night-night time can happen ANYWHERE, ANYTIME with that stuff.

    Not for all of us.. Last time I took Ambien my Girl Friend found me naked in the front yard at 2 am with a chain saw trimming some trees.

    I'm just glad the noise did not wake the neighbors

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Not for all of us.. Last time I took Ambien my Girl Friend found me naked in the front yard at 2 am with a chain saw trimming some trees.

    I'm just glad the noise did not wake the neighbors
    Cool!!! What's your address? I'm gonna send you a full bottle of the stuff. All I ask is that your girlfriend follows you around with a video camera after you take each one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Why oh why do people have to clump up the boarding area, freaking sheep lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    Why oh why do people have to clump up the boarding area, freaking sheep lol
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    Music is my good companion while ridding. It helps to enjoy myself.

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