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    Words you'll probably never, ever use in your lifetime

    Duly.

    Unless I slip up and say Duly Dudright instead of Dudley Doright.

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    Duly noted
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    Dudley noted.

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    Words you'll probably never, ever use in your lifetime

    What do you call a truck w two rear wheels on each side of its rear axle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBitey View Post
    What do you call a truck w two rear wheels on each side of its rear axle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleBitey View Post
    What do you call a truck w two rear wheels on each side of its rear axle?
    dually
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    A 1 ton.

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    supercalifragilisticexbealodocious

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    Bestiality.

    Oops wrong thread.
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    ^^Thats a big word.

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    ^^I'm pretty sure you're talking about supercalifragilisticexbealodocious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Bestiality.

    Oops wrong thread.
    Careful........you're in Utah now............

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Careful........you're in Utah now............
    Got to tread lightly now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Careful........you're in Utah now............
    Isn't Utah the only state that it's legal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    dually
    What was that movie with Dennis Weaver where he's chased by that crazy trucker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    What was that movie with Dennis Weaver where he's chased by that crazy trucker?
    No need to bring Katz into this, he wasn't crazy just running behind and in a hurry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Isn't Utah the only state that it's legal?
    Mookie is gonna set that state right. Things are going to change for the better. Mark my words...

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    I thought that was one of the deciding factors in Mookie moving there.

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    "Budweiser, please."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    I thought that was one of the deciding factors in Mookie moving there.
    I'm glad that you and I see eye to eye on the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    What was that movie with Dennis Weaver where he's chased by that crazy trucker?
    Duel. Great movie btw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    "Budweiser, please."

    Good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Isn't Utah the only state that it's legal?
    I'm looking into this. Just out of curiosity. A sense of citizenship, if you will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Mookie is gonna set that state right. Things are going to change for the better. Mark my words...
    I don't know, I may get run out of town first. Or put in jail.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    I thought that was one of the deciding factors in Mookie moving there.
    Utah is quite progressive in certain things.
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    Yahtzee!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
    There's some strange folk out there 'bouts. They have no sense of humor.
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    "I'll just have the salad".
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    "Salad or fries with that?"

    Salad please
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    Courtesy of Dieter, from Sprockets:

    "Would you like to touch my monkey?"

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    "Now I am as happy as a little girl!"

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    Eat my shorts
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    Somebody at work today used "discombobulated". Don't think I've ever heard anyone say it before. I've seen it written here and there, but never heard anyone say it. Got my attention. Definitely a word I'll never use in conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    You are not the father
    lol and

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    lol and

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    Pecunious... ie: "I am feeling particularly pecunious today, I think I'll pop down to the LBS and drop 10k on a new 27.5er"
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    First off and foremost.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    The words "I do"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    "I totally crushed that Lana song at the Karaoke bar last night."
    Phoebe crushed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    I'll have it with bacon
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    "Can you supersize that order of tofu?"

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    A guy at work, as he's walking away, always says "TOODLES", as in short version of toodaloo. Used to work with another guy that liked to exclaim "That's Darling".

    Neither of these will ever come out of my mouth.

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    Where's the beef?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Yahtzee!
    Whoa, whoa, whoaaa.. Yahtzee! is a classic game to play while up in the mountains after a day on the slopes and several beers. In fact, I have it on my iPad and am going to play a game right now... Thanks for reminding me!

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    My parents are Yahtzee fanatics, its pretty fun. I don't think I've ever played it with beers though. Somebody should bring Yahtzee to the next OC campout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Yahtzee!
    'Yahtzee!'was the 'kiai' sound that we taught the students to yell when they were learning how to deflect blows to the abdomen using the diaphragm muscle instead of the abdominals.

    It's also why, when we first opened our school in a ghetto neighborhood, the cops became very interested in us when we had a closed-door workout after 11 pm. one night.

    Apparently, they thought we were running some kind of Asian gambling parlor.

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    "Deeper"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Shumway View Post
    "Deeper"
    or "harder!!!"

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    too much bacon!!
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    Yeah, give me a BIG scoop of those Trinidad Moruga Scorpion chili peppers, it'll be fine.
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    more tofu please
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    more tofu please
    Tofu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Yeah, give me a BIG scoop of those Trinidad Moruga Scorpion chili peppers, it'll be fine.
    Meh. THAT's no pepper. THIS is a pepper.

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    I'd like to buy that nice, red, recumbent over there please.

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    Supercilious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    Meh. THAT's no pepper. THIS is a pepper.

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    Lol, PuckerButt Pepper Company.

    Say THAT fast 3 times!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus View Post
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    Etcetera..

    Taking a birdwalk...

    Building capacity...

    All things that the new wave of administrators have been taught to say.
    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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    Hey officer, hold my beer while I get my registration.

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    I love coming to work on Mondays.

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    who needs time off, I love work.
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    strava is cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    unfriend
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    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    unfriend
    I use this word all the time. But I think Facebook is under rated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    "Honey, I'm going downtown to see the Chargers Super Bowl victory parade!"
    There's hope, kinda. Manning is starting to look more and more average with each passing week.
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    Hockey is a sport loved and admired by millions!

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    I have no opinion on that.
    Hold my beer and watch this!

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    Turn that music down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    Turn that music down
    Thought of saying this many times at the car wash when some urban youth is blasting rap while drying his car.

    So, no, this can't be accepted.
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    this veggieburger is awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowSSer View Post
    this veggieburger is awesome!
    Actually, Burger King has a veggie burger that is pert close to awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Actually, Burger King has a veggie burger that is pert close to awesome
    'cause it's made with beef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    Hockey is a sport
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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