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    Woman sues Dallas Cowboys for burning her ass on sun-baked bench


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    I hope the Cowboys counter sue her for being an idiot with no hope of recovery.

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    Nothing taste worst than a burnt butt roast.

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    When she realized the seats were hot, she should have left and demanded a refund.

    I think they should give her a refund.

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    well her first problem was being a cowboy fan.

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    First it was fat bottom girls. Now its burnt
    bottom girls.

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    Yeah, so?

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    End cut, plz.

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    Sounds like Texas needs to execute more mentally handicapped people.

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    "Wash said his client was uncertain how long she sat on the bench."

    Therein lies the fate of the suit.

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    We need repercussions for stupid lawsuits. We may not need to go as far as tort reform, but having judges sensible like this would be a start:

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    If you're dumb enough to sit on any black surface in the sun during a Texas summer without checking it first you deserve every inch of third degree burns you get. Although I highly doubt she got third degree burns especially if doctors initially called them first degree burns. That bench would have had to have been red hot to cause third degree burns.

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    Yeah, there is no way a third degree burn was missed. I can see the cross examination-- now drop the pants and show us.

    I still have a scar from a third degree burn after 20 years. Always will, too.
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    stupid b!tch needs her ass thrown in jail. crap like this, these bullsh!t frivolous lawsuits, are one reason our "justice" system is in shambles. if a judge actually takes and hears this case, he as well needs his ass beat for wasting the time to deal with this.

    what the hell happened to common goddamn sense?
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    I love how, in the filing, the plaintiff's weasel/I mean lawyer said, "defendant should have known the dark material would have been unreasonably hot in the August sun" (however it was phrased); I have to wonder why the Cowpokes and the stadium people should have some special knowledge that ordinary people don't need -- like dark things get hot in the sun, which I think I learned when I was about 8!

    Frivolous lawsuits should include summary judgment against the stupid plaintiffs, including ALL court costs, and three days community service as an assistant at the courthouse metal detector. People would think twice about facing THAT!
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    Dont you guys think its kind of dumb for a stadium in a hot sunny place to make black burning hot seats for people to sit on?

    The lady should get a refund, and be told shes a dumbass for sitting on black things in the middle of summer, but its pretty poor judgement to have those seats there to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by One Pivot View Post
    Dont you guys think its kind of dumb for a stadium in a hot sunny place to make black burning hot seats for people to sit on? .
    Yea..........but how STUPID does a person need to be to sit on it?

    I'm sure they were "cheap seats"

    Just goes to show ya, it doesn't always pay to be cheap!



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    She's just workin the system. If the players can get millions a year to play football, and the teams can get millions of tax dollars to help them make more money, why not the spectators too.
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    If it only took a few seconds to burn her, then the stadium owners are negligent.
    What's next: skylights shaped like magnifying glasses, diseased rat burgers ?

    You just cannot provide patrons seating, lighting or food that is direly and immediately unsafe.

    If she sat there for a few minutes, then she is an idiot .. maybe she smelt a law suit when she inhaled her own burning butt hairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knutso View Post
    are negligent.
    What's next: .
    What's next is more law suits. Like the stadium owners suing the contractor, who sue the seat manufacturer, who sue the plastic company, and so on, and so.....,
    How many simple car accidents or whatnot turn into stupid amounts of suits?
    Forgetting about the possible corruption, media influence, money, or motivation, in a system that's supposed to keep rules, order and fairness among people, it's easier to write them rules and follow them as law, but not as easy to do that with common sense or morals. And if money is the end game ? Sure, they'll be lawyers that do good things, but as a group, I don't see their PR getting any better any time soon.
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    This was two facking years ago!!!
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    Whenever I touch something hot I move away immediately. And if it was so hot out there wouldn't others have suffered the same fate? Sounds fishy. Like a lot of people just gaining the system. Now lets see the evidence!

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    I'm pretty sure she wasn't sitting in the normal seating inside. Cowboys stadium is a closed dome with a retractable roof over rhe field, the stands are shaded.

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    I've given this some thought, and the only way I can make any sense of it is that Jennelle Carrillo is one of those 600 pound swine-like creatures that is so fat that she cannot bring herself to a standing position in spite of the fact that her pork belly-esque derriere was seared like a not-so-fine cut of bacon.

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    What bothers me is that she either tried to find a lawyer for 2 years or finally responded to some ambulance chaser ad shown late at night.
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    She should got that lawyer that's pimpin it in that other full of win thread.

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