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    While vacuuming between the couch cushions today...

    ...I began to feel a little turned on. It was weird. Must have had something to do with the vacuum hose and the crack (lol) between the cushions. Has anybody else experienced this weird phenomenon? I mean, it's a nice leather couch...I don't know.




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    This is the first time I've strayed into the Off Camber category.... interesting... very interesting.

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    Careful, this could be you...
    <object width="448" height="374"><param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhNS951lK6TM3q2qZr"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhNS951lK6TM3q2qZr" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"></embed></object>
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    somethings you dont post online...

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    wow, cp, that was...weird? lol
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    Now that I'm not following the best gif evar by random walk, (and another good one from KogKiller) I will say this is one of the funniest threads I have ever seen, anywhere.

    Kudos to all of you for making my day.

    CP, I shut that off after 3 seconds. Man, disturbing that you had that in the arsenal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jk13 View Post
    Now that I'm not following the best gif evar by random walk, (and another good one from KogKiller) I will say this is one of the funniest threads I have ever seen, anywhere.

    Kudos to all of you for making my day.

    CP, I shut that off after 3 seconds. Man, disturbing that you had that in the arsenal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Careful, this could be you...
    <object width="448" height="374"><param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhNS951lK6TM3q2qZr"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhNS951lK6TM3q2qZr" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"></embed></object>
    Nice home Video

    What camera did you use ??
    I have a 6 Berth & 2 Berth Motorhomes that I rent out . They are based in Tauranga, New Zealand

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    I think I need to see my therapist. That video was not right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Careful, this could be you...>
    Dammit CP, I was going to post a gif of that video. Eh, guess I'll try rep you for it.

    edit: Try to rep you 24 hours apparently....

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    hahahahaha

    sadly, i've heard of people uh..putting their hose in the leather cushions. wasnt me, i swear!
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    That video, this whole thread....

    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Dammit CP, I was going to post a gif of that video.
    I copied it from your camera when we finished filming.
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    A trainwreck? Yeah, maybe...but you'll definitely keep checking up on it to see where it goes next.

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    Great thread.

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    That's how you make a great thread. Start with something absurd, or just really dumb...and let the intelligence of this lovely community flow in 32" wheeled bikes, or zombies are great examples as well. Oh, and don't forget negative rep, that always gets a lot of hits.

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    Disturbing, while at the same time intriguing ....

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    Nothing weird about this..sometimes I find money between the cushions
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Nothing weird about this..sometimes I find money between the cushions
    With your hose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    I copied it from your camera when we finished filming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Nothing weird about this..sometimes I find money between the cushions
    Technically, you've just whore'd yourself... to a couch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jk13 View Post
    With your hose?
    Mostly by hand
    F*ck Cancer

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    hey that's my money

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    Well Squatch, I suppose it keeps your hands
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    yes, i sometimes get that feelin when i push my seat post into the hole in my bike, funny that, i do it for fun sometimes........

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    Jesus Christ, I think I saw testical around the 50 second mark.
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    I think Bubbles just saw a samsquanch working over the couch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    yes, i sometimes get that feelin when i push my seat post into the hole in my bike, funny that, i do it for fun sometimes........
    just to add to that, i used to have a pink bike, with a black seat post sometimes when i would walk past it i would just pop that post out, n put it back in all the way just for the thrill of it, but i wore out the seatpost, n wore out that old pink bike aswell,, Aaaaahh those were the days, the magic of youth hey.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    just to add to that, i used to have a pink bike, with a black seat post sometimes when i would walk past it i would just pop that post out, n put it back in all the way just for the thrill of it, but i wore out the seatpost, n wore out that old pink bike aswell,, Aaaaahh those were the days, the magic of youth hey.......

    I thought being a quimby was bad enough, but you guy's are pushing the fetish envelope!


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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    I thought being a quimby was bad enough, but you guy's are pushing the fetish envelope!

    Whats a QUIMBY ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    Whats a QUIMBY ?
    Found one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    Whats a QUIMBY ?


    Someone who smells bicycle saddle's on a hot day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    A trainwreck? Yeah, maybe...but you'll definitely keep checking up on it to see where it goes next.
    Can't.... Look... Away...
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    Can't.... Look... Away...
    The reactions to the thread are keeping me laughing.
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    Someone who smells bicycle saddle's on a hot day.
    LOL, well if thats what a Quimby is, i know a few, infact a guy i went to school with used to love smelling the girls classroom seats when they got up, its funny he's now a dry cleaner, i hate to think what he does in that shop after hours
    not to mention i have told my lady never to take her underware there..............

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    You'd be surprised what you find in the back seat of your car, in the cracks. Especially when you are young, the day after.

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    I wouldn't be surprised what some people find in their cracks, period.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loudviking View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised what some people find in their cracks, period.

    Just think what a prison guard must see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIVER29 View Post
    This is the first time I've strayed into the Off Camber category.... interesting... very interesting.
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    Anyone find anything good between those couch cushions lately?
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    I dated a girl in college who got a kitten with her roommates. One day it disappeared and they couldn't find it for days, until they began to smell a foul odor and traced it to the convertible sofa... which coincidentally had been folded up and not used since they last saw the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    I dated a girl in college who got a kitten with her roommates. One day it disappeared and they couldn't find it for days, until they began to smell a foul odor and traced it to the convertible sofa... which coincidentally had been folded up and not used since they last saw the cat.
    It's not a good sign when the ***** smells
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Anyone find anything good between those couch cushions lately?
    i married her...
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    i married her...
    Hopefully she does not smell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    Hopefully she does not smell!
    if you don't like occasional rotten fish smell - don't get married...
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