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    What's the weirdest, most irrelevant, rep you've received?

    I just had a look, and found someone repped me a month ago: "Racist comments my arse, you illiterate, humourless knobend.LOL."

    The strange thing is that it's for one of the most boring posts possible.

    What's the weirdest rep you've gotten?

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    Have gotten it from neggers for everything from suggesting to not use water for chain cleaning but instead some type of spirits, to promising not to get into another troll battle, to spelling. Have been called crazy, mad, etc.
    It's all good, I sometimes wish I would htfu so I'm sure other members wish I would sometimes too. Plus haters are gonna hate but aside from not having to leave your name for rep, think it at least does a pretty good job of letting people know who's liked or disliked for whatever reason.
    Round and round we go

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    Big Terry said he was gonna stick a pineapple up my a$$ and start a luau, but this was after I suggested we cannibalize him first.

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    I am particularly proud of the red chicklet that reads:

    *facepalm* you are crazy. please stop posting
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    Quote Originally Posted by debaucherous View Post
    I am particularly proud of the red chicklet that reads:

    *facepalm* you are crazy. please stop posting
    I got that same exact one.

    Know it's been said before, but it just puzzles me how people won't even sign neg rep when posting on the interwebz with a made up name and persona. They must just bolt in the face of any real confrontations. I rarely leave neg rep, but when i do I want them to know it was me who left it or what's the point.
    Round and round we go

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    I posted a pic of a baby crying cause someone was being a cry baby in some thread and got neg that read "I hate babies". I still laugh every time I see it.

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    I got given a pos rep for neg repping Tone's L'axeman. It's the only neg rep I've given out and felt pretty stink about it afterwards. I felt even worse after he said he appreciated my signing it. No more handing out rep when I'm grumpy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikane View Post
    Big Terry said he was gonna stick a pineapple up my a$$ and start a luau, but this was after I suggested we cannibalize him first.
    LOL!! forgot all about that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dummyrunner View Post
    I got given a pos rep for neg repping Tone's L'axeman. It's the only neg rep I've given out and felt pretty stink about it afterwards. I felt even worse after he said he appreciated my signing it. No more handing out rep when I'm grumpy.
    lol, dummyrunner, no hard feelings buddy, i deserved that one mate, i went over the top in my piss take a bit, and you did sign it so i did appreciate that mate, happy days

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    On a thread discussing the importance of standover height I recieved one that said....

    "With a dick as big as yours you should be concerned with standover height."


    I'm still not sure whether to be flattered, offended, or violated. And how do they know?
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    I don't read my rep. People are trolls and have nothing better to do in their pathetic lives than to stir up negativity by leaving smart ass remarks. It just ruins my day. I am hyper vigilant when it comes to certain things, and BS is something I just don't tolerate. My blood pressure is high enough.

    Thank you for all who have took the time to leave me positive rep. Unfortunately, I just won't ever read it.

    FWIW, I will never, ever leave negative rep to anybody. If I did, I would become one of those negative trolls I hate so much. I hate the rep system and I don't think it has enhanced MTBR in any way but to give opportunity for flaming and baiting. What's worse, is it is anonymous.

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    Sasquatch offered to come over and vacuum my leather couch for me.

    Some funny people on here.

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    recently i got negged and it simply said your avatar suckz.

    sasquatch also wants to vacuum my couch.

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    Problem is I don't know if I should pay him, or he should pay me to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    I got that same exact one.
    Dammit. Now it is less special since whoever is just giving it away to *just* anyone.
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    what i hate is when i go to neg someone and forget to click the radio button for neg. must be very confusing to get +rep with a negative comment lol.
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    I was called a racist retard and told to go back to fvcking my sister because I made a joke about dirty neggers and before any of you trigger happy neggers decide to neg me for saying neggers again just take a second to pull your negger head out of your negger a$$ and think about what I could possibly be reffering to with the word negger

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    My most recent one and still don't get it......in the thread about you know you feel old when:


    You Know You're OLD... 07-13-2012 09:53 PM when your face is a ******bag


    Apparently some idiot wanted to throw around his 1 point of authoritative Rep.
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    Im thinking when I had the power (the great rep glitch of 2012) I should have neg repped a handful of people into oblivion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbnoobadam View Post
    I was called a racist retard and told to go back to fvcking my sister because I made a joke about dirty neggers and before any of you trigger happy neggers decide to neg me for saying neggers again just take a second to pull your negger head out of your negger a$$ and think about what I could possibly be reffering to with the word negger
    Will pos rep for this post when I can.


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    I also just got this doosie for talking sh1t on the pokemon passion thread.
    " Nice picture of yourself you f**king scum bag qu**r noob." It speaks volumes of the maturity of the negger

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    "God Hates H0mo's. Except you. He LOVES you." was positive rep but I am not a gay so I did not get it.
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    I got negged and called a dbag for posting an old pov car vid. grant it it wasn't a mindblowing post but it was funny to get called that. i had a jack handy moment.

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    I got called a whining rep ho. Not sure where that came from since I don't use the rep system but I got a laugh from it.

    *edited after this thread*

    but u are a whining rep ho!

    Once again my anonymous friend, you made my day. Heheheheh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbnoobadam View Post
    I also just got this doosie for talking sh1t on the pokemon passion thread.
    " Nice picture of yourself you f**king scum bag qu**r noob." It speaks volumes of the maturity of the negger
    lol, Adam, i thought that was funny stuff, some peoples lack of a sense of humour is disturbing,
    can somebody please tell me how i give somebody pos rep ??????? i want to give the man some here, i always like Adams posts, and his avatar is the best on this site imo...
    i will never give out neg rep, but i want to repay some of the good dudes on here that have helped me whilst im underfire with some good rep,
    HOW DO I GIVE REP ?

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    Press the yellow thumps-up at the bottom left on any post, oops, I mean the bottom of any of my posts,
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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    Press the yellow thumps-up at the bottom left on any post, oops, I mean the bottom of any of my posts,
    cheers meat, im a bit slow, it only took me 6 months to work out, lol, thanks

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    Neg - "Chris King doesn't even make kickstands!"

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    something about my horrible self esteem and maybe the word "hor" thrown in.

    i mean, am i that obvious?
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    ... and if we just ...

    Just noticed positive anon rep. Apparantly someone is doing my mother. I think I know who, so now as my new daddy, my XTC could use a few upgrades... and can I borrow the car on Saturday?

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    Cheers to the Jackson Browne fan out there too... although I prefer 'Stay'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    something about my horrible self esteem and maybe the word "hor" thrown in.

    i mean, am i that obvious?
    If we changed the last letter in "hor" to a the letter "t", would that boost your self esteem?
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    If I have a problem with someone, it's put out
    there for all to read, no neg rep from me.
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    for this...

    http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...ml#post9378203

    was accused of trolling... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loudviking View Post
    If I have a problem with someone, it's put out
    there for all to read, no neg rep from me.
    And because I think all of you suck, Happy Birthday
    for those I could give it too.
    Well, I do suck, indeed. Now, let's see what I suck...

    There's boobies, lemons, oranges, brews, mixed drinks, and jello shooters. There's azz checks, toes, soft drinks, shakes,... and the list goes on.
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    azz checks, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    azz checks, huh?
    Oh, u like?
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jk13 View Post
    Sasquatch offered to come over and vacuum my leather couch for me.

    Some funny people on here.
    You too? That cheating bastard!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scmclark View Post
    You too? That cheating bastard!!
    He offered to vacuum my couch too! 'Squatch, you got some 'splainin' ta do!

    I just got a negative for a few points... "What are you 12 YOLO get a life"

    I'm sorry for being a facetious ******bag.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Some dumbfuck inbred mullet-wearin’ Jimbob Skeeter Jethro got all pissy about my “Show us your mullet” thread. What a douchebag!
    goodbye cruel world. I am leaving you today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    something about my horrible self esteem and maybe the word "hor" thrown in.

    i mean, am i that obvious?
    Toats obv., whoer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    what i hate is when i go to neg someone and forget to click the radio button for neg. must be very confusing to get +rep with a negative comment lol.
    Yeah, I've done that a couple of times. It's one of those DOH moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbikej View Post
    My most recent one and still don't get it......in the thread about you know you feel old when:


    You Know You're OLD... 07-13-2012 09:53 PM when your face is a ******bag

    Okay, that's weirder than anything I've ever gotten. That's so weird that I'm not even sure it's really an insult.

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    dumb**** idiot ******bag mullet

    Edit: I guess it only works for Leopold.
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    In honor of this rep thread.

    I'll be handing out irrelevant weird postive rep to anyone who reps me some weird positive rep in the next 24 hours. Make sure to sign your rep so I know who to rep back. Your time starts....now!



    Rock on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
    for this...

    http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...ml#post9378203

    was accused of trolling... lol
    Strangely, I got neggered and called a troll for posting on the same thread... go figure lol
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    alright, who was it? i'm calling you out Monzie! (for my latest rep, it seemed very "you")
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    All of you have so many green positive reps. You all must be doing something right. Looks like you get one red for every 10 green!

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    calling Team Haymaker....calling Team Haymaker....I can't find you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by F.N.G View Post
    All of you have so many green positive reps. You all must be doing something right. Looks like you get one red for every 10 green!
    We post too much. We're all missing those filters in our heads that tell us to avoid inappropriate topics. Etc, etc.

    Penis. Boobs. Vagina!
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    You must spread some rep around before giving it to ----- again.
    Figured I had neg rep-ped enough people by now jeez?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    calling Team Haymaker....calling Team Haymaker....I can't find you.....
    great rep from you......and thanks for the tip (it was itchy)

    "here's some rep. It should help get rid of the crabs and heal your sores. Apply 2 times a day, vigorously. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    alright, who was it? i'm calling you out Monzie! (for my latest rep, it seemed very "you")

    *giggle*

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    *giggle*
    rascal. you'll get yours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    alright, who was it? i'm calling you out Monzie! (for my latest rep, it seemed very "you")
    You're not the only on Nichole : I received a rep last evening for this very thread... the person must be taking work home with them and was cutting and pasting to prepare a report, or else they like to test for ripe melons... I didn't see the irrelevence of it at first, I deal with strangeness all day long. Just thought I'd share this
    F*ck Cancer

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    somebody just rep'd me with a simple comment, "poop-master supreme".

    I would like to return some rep to you buddy, but you need to sign it.

    or is that your name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mazukea View Post
    somebody just rep'd me with a simple comment, "poop-master supreme".

    I would like to return some rep to you buddy, but you need to sign it.

    Or is that your name?
    :d
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    and yeah, i went on a mass repping spree, so if anybody has the words Captain, pants, poop, or grundle........guilty.
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    It's my duty to rep all of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    rascal. you'll get yours!

    hahaha. you will never get this!

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    OK - I wasn't going to post in this thread - but I figured I would copy/pasta from the other thread because potato. (below is just copied from Craigslist WTF's)

    Hey *cough* anyways, I'm not really one to make a big thing out of Neg-Reps. I get them every once in a while - likely due to my sarcasm or some other reason. But, this was one I thought I should share;
    Cowards may not sign their 'rep', but at least you can click on the link associated and see what post that was. This 'Neg' was for the OP of this thread (link: - http://forums.mtbr.com/general-discu...ml#post6569790) - one of the most popular threads on MTBR - Started in 2010 - before 'Rep' and before 'Off-Camber'. I think 99.9% of this stuff in that thread has been about bikes!?

    ...P.S. I am so not being braggadocios about 'popular thread' - it's the community that made it that way - not me.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails What's the weirdest, most irrelevant, rep you've received?-rep-shot.jpg  

    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    and yeah, i went on a mass repping spree, so if anybody has the words Captain, pants, poop, or grundle........guilty.
    kinda salty i didnt get a poopy grundle
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    ^^I thought you had a poopy grundle near constantly. If you don't, that changes everything I know about you.

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    heh, sorry big boy, cant rep you yet.

    thinkin i need to go into the noob intro thread and give em a little fright.
    fap

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    I got a neg rep for "Lots of cuss words" on a post that contained no foul lanquage. I mean ****, how the **** can this ****ing ****er figure out I am saying bad **** in the first ****ing place, Holy ****ing ****.
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    Overly Sensitive Board User: Gets offended at cuss words even though there is a language filter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSlow35th View Post
    Overly Sensitive Board User: Gets offended at cuss words even though there is a language filter.


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    You do know there's a fvcking way to get around that shyt, don't you?

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    Shˇt, fvck, cvnt, equal rights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whodaphuck View Post
    You do know there's a fvcking way to get around that shyt, don't you?
    Yeah, but I'm actually trying to cool it on my offensive language. After being a mechanic for 12 years ive gotten quite the nasty vocabulary.
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    I have the mouth of a sailor and the voice of an angel.

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    Some good chuckles in here...

    Here's one I just got:

    "Gary Fisher doens't belong in a thread about epic....unless its about being an epic TOOL"

    Poor Gary Fisher...
    I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally...

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    Gary Fisher is the best, the man, a legend, don't believe me? just ask him, he'll tell you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    Gary Fisher is the best, the man, a legend, don't believe me? just ask him, he'll tell you.


    I queried him about it and he flatly denies it.

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    Someone must be jealous! Just got a "Get a room" neg rep for replying to Nicole28B in the post a pic forum. No signature of course.

    PS: Nicole you are totally worth the suffering!

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    I have the mouth of a sailor and the voice of an angel.
    Reallllly? And just what do angels sound like???
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by StiHacka View Post
    Someone must be jealous! Just got a "Get a room" neg rep for replying to Nicole28B in the post a pic forum. No signature of course.

    PS: Nicole you are totally worth the suffering!
    Ha! I thought you two were cute together.
    (wonder if it was her stalker David C?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by whodaphuck View Post
    Ha! I thought you two were cute together.
    (wonder if it was her stalker David C?)
    Nah, he is a too nice guy not to sign.

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    hahah, must have been the same guy who negged me for a similar post. For the record, i dont recall any flirty business! was it when you said i had a big helmet? you dog you!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Reallllly? And just what do angels sound like???
    Glorious. It makes grown men weep and ladies faint from joy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Glorious. It makes grown men weep and ladies faint from joy.
    Wow. I'm a little verklempt just imagining it. Don't have an mp3 file teaser, do you?

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    I just got bad rep for bad spelling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vapezilla View Post
    I just got bad rep for bad spelling.
    Don't you have spellcheck of some sort? That usually keeps the spelling nazis at bay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whodaphuck View Post
    Don't you have spell-check of some sort? That usually keeps the spelling Nazis at bay.
    Fixed it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whodaphuck View Post
    Wow. I'm a little verklempt just imagining it. Don't have an mp3 file teaser, do you?
    Unfortunately not. Besides, my recoded voice sounds like a twelve year old girl that just got into grandma's hooch. Doesn't do it proper justice at all.

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    oh man Monzie, we need to hear this.
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    Btw, I was looking for the post a pic of yourself thread the other day and I seem to have misplaced it. If anyone runs across it shoot me a link.
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    ^ i think its called "ever want to put a face to an avatar" or something like that
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    Ask and you shall receive.

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    Damn Nicole, we are on this ****.

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    ^ thats what happens when you get email notifications
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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    Fixed it for you.
    Not capitalizing names of undesirable groups is a conscious decision...republicans don't get it either.

    Edit: guess I didn't add enough emoticons to emphasize the JOKE aspect of the post for some....
    Last edited by whoda*huck; 07-24-2012 at 12:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whodaphuck View Post
    Not capitalizing names of undesirable groups is a conscious decision...republicans don't get it either.
    I figured as much, I was just being a smartass. There's certain band names I refuse to capitalize.

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    you know what is funny....it doesnt matter who negs me, because i have high-rollers like Marp and Hutch, etc. to completely obliterate any neg points. And btw, you wouldnt know that i smell like ASS unless you got up really close and whiffed you dumb fukcface!
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    ^^ I bet your face caterpillar smells like straight-up bunghole gone south with extra hot sauce though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    you know what is funny....it doesnt matter who negs me, because i have high-rollers like Marp and Hutch, etc. to completely obliterate any neg points. And btw, you wouldnt know that i smell like ASS unless you got up really close and whiffed you dumb fukcface!


    How far do you have to get to reach high roller status?
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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    ^^ I bet your face caterpillar smells like straight-up bunghole gone south with extra hot sauce though.
    ..............its true
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    highrollers have so much"ball" that they have to walk with a wheelbarrow in front.
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    I just use one of those scooters they give people with broken ankles who cant walk on crutches. Much better handling and fits in the trunk.
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    I got neg repped today for my new signature

    Judging by the nearly zero affect on my healthy positive rep, it was some dumb kid who is a newbie here and has never heard of the Beach Boys
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by monzie View Post
    ^^I thought you had a poopy grundle near constantly. If you don't, that changes everything I know about you.
    i keep it closely cropped, no matting allowed.

    visualize, if you will... bigfoot with a brazilian.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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