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    ... and if we just ... What's the closest to a trail you've shat?

    A bush right next to a path in the Pentlands for me - a huge honking pile, which no doubt left the sickly pong of "humano" in the air for some considerable time afterwards. I might have to pass on the morning pan action to leave a treat on the trail next time I'm at the glentress mountain bicycling theme park in the form of a stool!

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    behind a big rock maybe 25 feet from the trail.

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    LMAO what kind of thread is this?! Take a dump far away from the trail, and at least have the decency to dig a hole and then cover the crap...
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    Like 60 miles for me at home. Hard to crap when I'm too busy turning the cranks.
    "Let the wheels spin."

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    Years ago I took a dump on slick rock in Moab but it wasn't right where folks rode. It was at the top of kinda a slick rock canyon and it sorta rolled down into it. Thanks for asking.

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    Yur mum's chin.

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    In my toilet at home

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    What no photos?

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    Not yet, but I have a friend. The guy has issues and spends time "red flagging" trails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodyknee View Post
    What no photos?


    Of his mum? Hell's yeah I have pics of the trollop, just can't post them here.

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    I also have issues, and feel comforted that I'm not alone - the fact that your buddy has even named the "practice" is most encouraging! Bit of an old skating prank, which should transfer well into mountain bicycling, especially in these industry driven times.

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    This thread is worthless without pics. Stink nugget anyone?
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    In the saddle, no time to stop.

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    at the trailhead at the portajohn? sounds like there are infants that can control their poops better than some of you

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    I like to perch m'self on a tree limb that overhangs the paved MUT and wait for roadies to come along all dressed up in their lycra team kits...bombs away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricko View Post
    I like to perch m'self on a tree limb that overhangs the paved MUT and wait for roadies to come along all dressed up in their lycra team kits...bombs away!
    Epic

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    Quick Draw Potty Trowel ready to GO!


    I keep mine close.....

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    I figure if dogs and horses can go on the trail why can't I.

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    Does in your pants 10ft down a 40ft drop count haha

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    Dessert anyone?
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    Does in front of the car at the trail head parking lot count?

    Just asking.

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