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    What a way to go: Crazy deaths, Darwin Awards and the like

    I'm always amazed at some of the ridiculous ways folks end up on the wrong side of the dirt.

    Here's a motorboat FAIL: Police: Woman Smothered Man To Death With Her Breasts - :: Cincinnati news story :: LOCAL 12 WKRC-TV in Cincinnati

    What else you got?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OO7 View Post
    I'm always amazed at some of the ridiculous ways folks end up on the wrong side of the dirt.

    Here's a motorboat FAIL: Police: Woman Smothered Man To Death With Her Breasts - :: Cincinnati news story :: LOCAL 12 WKRC-TV in Cincinnati

    What else you got?
    Death by Motorboat.

    I will say, that is a damn fine way to go, I guess.

    My favorite part of the article is this:

    Lange was charged with second-degree manslaughter. KIRO reports that Lange appeared to be drunk.

    Lange is 5-foot-6 and weighs 192 pounds. The victim was listed as 5-foot-7 and 175 pounds.
    I guess they felt that everyone would be asking how this could actually happen, and maybe the 192lbs explains it. They had to be good sized!
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    Her measurements must've been 44-36-44.
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    I found this bike related one...well sorta...

    Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as
    he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing.
    Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to
    keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the
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    Well we've all heard of camel toe, but this isn't what one would normally think of.

    BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Pet camel kills Australian woman

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    A horny camel. wow.
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    I know, and the german shepard thought Tone's was rough

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    I know, and the german shepard thought Tone's was rough
    If there were a ROFL smiley, I'd use it here.
    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    a guy died after letting the individual pictured (gender questionable) inject his junk with silicone. linky



    dunno about you guys, but imho not letting a random person inject you with a syringe full of a foreign material is penis safety 101.
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