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    What if Blue Oyster Cult did fear the reaper?

    What if Phil Collins didn't feel it coming in the air tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    What if he did have to live like a refugee?
    And what if he really didn't back down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    What if AC/DC were on the Highway to Heaven?

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    What if there were two ways to the top if you wanted to rock 'n' roll?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    What if Led Zeppelin really didn't Make a Whole Lotta Love?
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    What if Blue Oyster Cult did fear the reaper?

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    what if their house really was in the middle of the street?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    They didn't.


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    What if Blue Oyster Cult did fear the reaper?

    What if it weren't Merry Christmas, baby?

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    What if Blue Oyster Cult did fear the reaper?

    What if Fats Domino never found his thrill on Blueberry hill?

    And what if Slim Harpo really wasn't a King Bee?

    Where would WE be?

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    What if this is my beautiful house?

    What if this is my beautiful wife?
    What if you already knew how you got there?

    Also, what if NOFX had wooden floors?

    And what if they only gave him two steps instead of three?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    What if you really were in Tijuana eating BBQ Iguana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    What if she has legs and doesn't know how to use them?
    What if she don't got legs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHALENARD View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Cycle Shawn View Post
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    And eggplant when he was done?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    What if you really were in Tijuana eating BBQ Iguana?
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    What if you could understand the talking of the DJ.
    Seriously?
    I thought you would have been one of the few who caught that. >shocked<

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    Awesome! I can't believe you got me on that. Love that song.
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    It could be worse.... What if they started "Beliebing" instead?
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    What if Stevie Wonder just called to say he hates you?

    Or what if Billy Idol was dancing with someone else, with eyes, a face, and human grace, and with a quiet voice said "less, less, less"?
    Although that was a good one, Korn doesn't have the authority to make such a claim without putting it to vote. Once the votes are tallied then their is a review of ballot boxes and triple checked in Florida. So in short don't celebrate prematurely this may take awhile.
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    Dee-Jay-Lo, I don't think you need to worry about that!

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