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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Blurry photo in both the link and what is posted.
    Lucky you.
    What has been seen cannot be unseen :/...

    You have to click on the photo in the article.

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    Ouch!!!

    Massive man boob shot!
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    Male cat needs glucose drip after mating with five females in one night in pet hotel

    Between around 10.40pm and 5am, my cat mated with five female cats. And those are only the ones I could see in the CCTV footage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aglo View Post
    Lucky you.
    What has been seen cannot be unseen :/...

    You have to click on the photo in the article.
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    Ouch!!!

    Massive man boob shot!
    Wish I would have let it be unseen.🤮
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Lol
    Rough night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aglo View Post
    Lucky you.
    What has been seen cannot be unseen :/...

    You have to click on the photo in the article.
    Oh. Dear. God.


    Why???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aglo View Post
    Lucky you.
    What has been seen cannot be unseen :/...

    You have to click on the photo in the article.
    I dunno I though it was pretty funny, very cringe-worthy photo. And at least he had a bag of goldfish crackers over his junk.
    dang

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    Eye bleach, STAT!
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    Isn't that what the young guys are saying happens via Tinder these days?

    (asking for a friend)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeeze View Post
    Isn't that what the young guys are saying happens via Tinder these days?

    (asking for a friend)
    You might have to ask in another forum, I see most of the guys here are on Grinder

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    9-year-old charged with murder in 5 Illinois fire deaths
    https://news.yahoo.com/9-old-face-5-...164537874.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    $1,425 ‘Jesus Shoes’ filled with holy water sell out in 1 minute flat

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/1425...201812981.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zomby Woof (MCM700) View Post
    $1,425 ‘Jesus Shoes’ filled with holy water sell out in 1 minute flat
    Cross trainers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Cross trainers?
    Ba Dum Tiss!
    Today I will do what others won't, so tomorrow I can do what others can't

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    He's making rope.
    "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called, The Human Race..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    He's making rope.
    Lol, yep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    This man deserves a beer, not prison time:

    https://www.foxla.com/news/man-arres...o-get-into-bar
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    Vatican launches new 'eRosary' bracelet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zomby Woof (MCM700) View Post
    Vatican launches new 'eRosary' bracelet
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    This is actually kinda silly. Pricey and does like one thing. Plus are you really that devoted if you can't mumble your way through the verses like the rest?
    dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    This is actually kinda silly. Pricey and does like one thing. Plus are you really that devoted if you can't mumble your way through the verses like the rest?
    Of course it's silly. For me it means nothing. I'm not Catholic and I'm an Atheist anyway. I just thought it was funny. Kind of like this scene from Woody Allen's Sleeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zomby Woof (MCM700) View Post
    Of course it's silly. For me it means nothing. I'm not Catholic and I'm an Atheist anyway. I just thought it was funny. Kind of like this scene from Woody Allen's Sleeper.
    Yeah I was just joking about mumbling through Mass! Just saying it's a funny idea that doesn't seem like it'd do anything even for religious folks, if which I'm in the "ain't one" category.

    Basically I concur.
    dang

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    For those unfamiliar, Del Mar is a very affluent beach community.

    https://news.yahoo.com/woman-living-...084926980.html
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    Florida, nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Florida, nuff said.
    With a side serving of Daily Mail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    With a side serving of Daily Mail.
    I don't know how I'm getting their notifications, I want to stop it, but I can't get myself to do it. Lol
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    Women belong in the kitchen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    I like poached apples but this is ridiculous.
    I don't know about this one, kind of seems like an inside job. Insurance claim after a poor season?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    I don't know about this one, kind of seems like an inside job. Insurance claim after a poor season?
    First thing that I thought of as well. Hope they used different trucks than what the farm uses. Tire tread mark DNA match.


    And then there’s “ninja yeast” beer. For those that want to speed up the process of getting shit faced.

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/samu...202117412.html

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    Is "Ninja yeast" what you get when you don't change your shozoku frequently enough between trips to the dojo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Is "Ninja yeast" what you get when you don't change your shozoku frequently enough between trips to the dojo?
    Rumor has it, however I’ve never experienced it.
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    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    A Little Pricey For Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    Conveniently leaked by her estranged, pissed-off soon-to-be-ex husband. Apparently, she is openly Bi and Pot is not illegal in CA. As for the "Nazi cross". It doesn't look much like the iron cross they used to display. Nothing to see here, folks.
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    I've Been Following This One

    It looks like maybe there's some resolution:

    https://www.sfgate.com/news/us/artic...e-14559202.php
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    Arkansas hunter dies after being attacked by deer he thought was dead
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    and

    Guy Says He Can Enter Wormholes and Literally Make It Rain, Which, Hmm
    https://news.yahoo.com/guy-says-ente...133600621.html

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    Scientists successfully train rats to drive tiny cars


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    ^How long before they start having televised rat races?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    ^How long before they start having televised rat races?
    Hopefully soon. Then they can move on to demolition derby.
    dang

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    Coming soon: BattleRats
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    https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcyc...cycling-record



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    Quote Originally Posted by Coal-Cracker View Post


    https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcyc...cycling-record



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    Nice. Let's hope he didn't use up all of his "luck" with the lottery win.

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    Well this is certainly a surprise. > < shocking.

    https://news.yahoo.com/doctor-hired-...152819344.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Well this is certainly a surprise. > < shocking.

    https://news.yahoo.com/doctor-hired-...152819344.html

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    I bet it was Horshack. No wait, he's dead, too.
    This post is a natural product. Variances in spelling & grammar should be appreciated as part of its character & beauty.

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    lol

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    This is pretty amazing. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this boat the several times I’ve been to Niagara Falls many years ago.

    https://www.yahoo.com/gma/severe-wea...opstories.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    He was actually found about four months ago. This is an update to his cause of death findings. Poor guy took the wrong turn and ended up stranded out in the middle of nowhere.

    Funny guy in the one or two episodes of Seinfeld he was in.

    “The Mohel” lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Can't believe you called the cops on a topless woman DJ. You're slipping!

    I'm pretty sure women can be topless in St. Louis if they wear pasties... Might be a myth tho
    dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Can't believe you called the cops on a topless woman DJ. You're slipping!

    I'm pretty sure women can be topless in St. Louis if they wear pasties... Might be a myth tho
    Ha, I can’t believe they awarded her $50K.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Ha, I can’t believe they awarded her $50K.
    Loveland is pretty close to PRB, Peoples Republic of Boulder, I wonder if the cancer is spreading...

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    Quote Originally Posted by davez26 View Post
    Loveland is pretty close to PRB, Peoples Republic of Boulder, I wonder if the cancer is spreading...

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    Nah, at least I hope not, I live there. Nothing compares to Boulder. Lol
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    F*ck Cancer

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    ^lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    It’s a mouse elk

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    lol. Haggis I posted the same thing 2 days ago but deleted it, I'm glad someone else sees the humour in it.

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    It’s a mouselk, a very rare species of deer. One of the deer species we have yet to cover Emu in our long ongoing deer species identification study.
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    This was not the response that mommy was looking for...

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/da...WeL?li=BBnbfcL

    "No, put him on a diet and go away."
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    Not exactly news, but news related. Don't watch unless you like watching John Oliver skewer someone who richly deserves it. 20 minutes of set up, then the real fun begins.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8bJb8biZU
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gasp4Air View Post
    Not exactly news, but news related. Don't watch unless you like watching John Oliver skewer someone who richly deserves it. 20 minutes of set up, then the real fun begins.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8bJb8biZU
    Saw that. The skewered is a douche nozzle, so it was totally appropriate and deserved.
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    Cat found in New Mexico after going missing in Oregon

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    SANTA FE, N.M. - A cat who has been missing for five years in Portland, Oregon, has been found in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

    The Santa Fe Animal Shelter announced this week that Sasha the black cat was recently found wandering the streets of New Mexico's capital. Officials said a scan of the cat's microchip revealed that the kitty had travelled more than 1,200 miles (1,931 kilometres) from Oregon.

    American Airlines offered to fly the cat to Portland, along with a member of the Santa Fe Animal Shelter. Officials will present the animal to Viktor Usov, the cat's original owner.

    Usov says the family thought they'd never see the cat again.

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    Woah. I've never heard of this...
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    This story hit the fan a couple days ago...Thank god they finally caught Public Enemy No. 2


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    This story hit the fan a couple days ago...Thank god they finally caught Public Enemy No. 2


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    I wonder what kind of bike he rides?
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    That car's not a Roadrunner. ^^^
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    On the bright side, he won't have any trouble finding his car in the parking lot.
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    A man arrested in Russia is accused of building a fake border with Finland 15 miles from the real one and charging migrants $11,000 to cross it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zomby Woof (MCM700) View Post
    A man arrested in Russia is accused of building a fake border with Finland 15 miles from the real one and charging migrants $11,000 to cross it
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    Hilarious!
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    Plants emit ultrasonic 'scream' when they are hurt, researchers find
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    Maybe they are doing it themselves and just want to look stylish. I'm waiting for sailor hats on seagulls.
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    I'm okay with the hats, I just don't want to see them flying around with boots, spurs and tiny little holsters.
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    https://www.npr.org/2019/12/13/78781...-hundreds-more

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    Maybe they are doing it themselves and just want to look stylish. I'm waiting for sailor hats on seagulls.
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    Don't know where to stick this in, lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Don't know where to stick this in, lol!

    https://mailchi.mp/15f8879c80ed/if-a...kRwUNeAFjHw1JA

    Those are hilarious. Loved the Petco one.
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    Debated if I should post here or in the Bird Thread.

    A Georgia family found an owl hiding in their Christmas tree

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    Glad the owl got out and seems to be ok. Also really glad they called wildlife rehab center. So much better than trying to be forceful and hurting the bird.
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    And on the lighter side:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/vira...gns/vi-BBYa0Vq

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    Is that a shrimp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Is that a shrimp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?


    Cops seek man who stole $500 worth of seafood in his pants
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    Yikes, the things people do for cioppino dinner
    He probably wanted to keep the crabs company.

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    The Subaru Forester Ultimate Customised Kit Special edition is a delightful nod to immaturity
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    Looks like this guy might just get another big payday.

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    Looks like this guy might just get another big payday.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/de...qWY?li=BBnb7Kz
    Is it wrong to laugh out loud as these type of stories? Which seems [is] to be way too frequent these days.
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    Looks like this guy might just get another big payday.

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    A Disturbing Number of People Think Coronavirus Is Related to Corona Beer

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    I just thought corona beer was the cure.
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    I was wondering if it had had any effect on their sales. Do people make a negative association and avoid or does it put it on their mind and they buy? Sounds like the former.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    I was wondering if it had had any effect on their sales. Do people make a negative association and avoid or does it put it on their mind and they buy? Sounds like the former.

    When I was in college back in the '80s, there was a design company called American Industrial Design Company; they went by AID Co. They ended up changing their name.
    Well, in the 80s there was also a chocolate weight control supplement called AIDS or AYDS, if I recall correctly. That product died around 1985. Gee I wonder why... "Honey while you're at the store, will you buy me some AIDS?" Um, NO!
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    Punxsutawney Phil should be replaced with AI groundhog, says PETA
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    More wacky stuff from PETA:
    Don’t call your pet a pet: Animal rights charity chief says term is derogatory
    https://expressinformer.com/dont-cal...is-derogatory/

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    Does anyone even pay PETA mind anymore?

    I call my dogs "girls" collectively, does that mean I'm also sexist?
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    my nicknames for my pets would definitely get me in trouble. my dog's nickname is "butts" one cat is "fatty" and I do not want to put the nickname of my other cat for fear of being associated with a known terrorist. lets just say his name is Zach. my Parrot's name is lucky however most people call him "ouch dammit you son of a bitch".
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
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    I call my dogs "girls" collectively, does that mean I'm also sexist?
    Not unless you call your girls bitche$

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    Not unless you call your girls bitche$
    Man you know I do. Like when the hound just stares at me and let's out a big "awroooooo" I'm just like pipe down ya lil B. Or when she uses my hand as a chew toy...
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    I've got a toy size dog, 6 1/2 lbs soaking wet. Sometimes I call him "little boy".

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    i call my yorkie mix "little dog" or "squid". not sure where i came up with squid though.
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    I can understand a forgetful senior using this bag for their meds... but this proves Florida man is honest


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    i call my yorkie mix "little dog" or "squid". not sure where i came up with squid though.
    My "outdoor" tomcat is often "little boy" from Felix, because my indoor tom, Mose, is literally twice as big, and we refer to him as Mosey, or more often, Mo-Mo. He is, among cats, a Big Boy.

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    A flat-earthen And a Trumpeter. I hope he makes it to the Karman Line. How he descends......meh.

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    Metro has spent $3.8 million and 5 years building 2 bike racks. They're still unfinished.

    The covered bike shelters will house 92 bikes, putting the price tag at more than $20,000 per bike. Future costs to finish the projects could raise that number even higher.

    Can I just have the $20,000 to buy bikes and not park there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Metro has spent $3.8 million and 5 years building 2 bike racks. They're still unfinished.

    The covered bike shelters will house 92 bikes, putting the price tag at more than $20,000 per bike. Future costs to finish the projects could raise that number even higher.

    Can I just have the $20,000 to buy bikes and not park there?
    Honestly, doesn't the first price tag of $600,000 per shelter seem unreasonably high? How can they make something so simple into something so difficult.
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    People like to be outraged.
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    The problem with comedians is we want them to be on the edge and socially inappropriate in character usually, so when they do an interview and take some opportunity to make a dumb joke, people take it too seriously, when it they're just hamming it up. Kinda strange.
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    You thought YOUR job was bad! Worker has to pull out 50lbs of dung from constipated elephant's rear

    why yes, there is a video.

    You know you want to see it, so go ahead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    You thought YOUR job was bad! Worker has to pull out 50lbs of dung from constipated elephant's rear

    why yes, there is a video.

    You know you want to see it, so go ahead.
    I’m going to have to work up the courage for that mouse click. I’ll keep you updated if it happens.
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    It's ok, it all worked out in the end, and the video is pretty tame.

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    Florida man tried to escape cops by stripping naked. Ribeyes fell out of his pants.
    https://sports.yahoo.com/shoplifter-...145034369.html

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    strip steak?
    you know that the hypnotized never lie - do they

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    That was in the dedicated Florida man thread yesterday. Pretty bad place to get tasered.

    https://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-o...n-1100148.html

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    Pro tip:

    Go to the post you're wanting to land on, click the post number. Then paste that url into your post and it will take the clicker to that post!

    https://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-o...l#post14569183
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    Pro-tip, I was drawing their attention to the entire "Florida man" thread, but thanks anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Pro-tip, I was drawing their attention to the entire "Florida man" thread, but thanks anyway.
    Oh, ok.

    Still a neat thing I think a lot of posters don't know.
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    Indeed it is. Also the ability to hotlink / embed video is something a lot of people don't get.

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    Love her quote "...even Al Pacino"

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    age-ist. he should sue.
    you know that the hypnotized never lie - do they

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    Quote Originally Posted by be1 View Post
    age-ist. he should sue.
    Is that worse than an anti-dentite.


    And in other news:

    https://www.yahoo.com/gma/married-of...flGxBBkhwoBI9R

    Looks like you picked the wrong place to rob.

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    He was using a gun stolen from the police dept.?
    Just call me Ray

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    He wasn't just the founder... He was also a member... Sy Sperling dead at 78

    Sy Sperling, Hair Club for Men founder and client, dies at 78

    He had the rug pull from under him
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    He wasn't just the founder... He was also a member... Sy Sperling dead at 78

    Sy Sperling, Hair Club for Men founder and client, dies at 78

    He had the rug pull from under him
    Was he on life support and they pulled the plug(s)?
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    Shoot, I was rooting for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    He had the rug pull from under him

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    Was he on life support and they pulled the plug(s)?
    Well if that's the case, there's gonna be hell to pay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    He wasn't just the founder... He was also a member... Sy Sperling dead at 78

    Sy Sperling, Hair Club for Men founder and client, dies at 78

    He had the rug pull from under him
    I was a member of the chest hair club for men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Is it wrong to laugh out loud as these type of stories? Which seems [is] to be way too frequent these days.
    The U.S. really is going backwards these days. Next somebody will claim the Civil War was a Just War, instead of an act of treason.
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    Damn! His one Final Scene was pure comedy gold!
    Just call me Ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radium View Post
    The U.S. really is going backwards these days. Next somebody will claim the Civil War was a Just War, instead of an act of treason.
    Brother, we are already there.
    dang

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    How exactly do you diagnose dog or cat -autism in the first place?
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    wiki says "Autism is a developmental disorder characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior."

    isn't that the definition of cat behavior?
    you know that the hypnotized never lie - do they

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    Quote Originally Posted by be1 View Post
    wiki says "Autism is a developmental disorder characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior."

    isn't that the definition of cat behavior?
    Careful, you're talking about Cyclelicious's favorite animal.
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    I'm pretty sure one of my cats is autistic.

    In other news Lego doesn't like cyclists
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    Lego reinforces a car culture, l stopped reading there, what a bunch of pussies we've become
    always mad and usually drunk......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    How exactly do you diagnose dog or cat -autism in the first place?
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswhoyell/
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