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    Weird sh!t seen on rides

    Yesterday I was running errands on the SS commuter so I was on the MUT. I was worried for a moment but then I saw she was a ring-tail and not entirely black.
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    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    Yesterday I was running errands on the SS commuter so I was on the MUT. I was worried for a moment but then I saw she was a ring-tail and not entirely black.

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    Whats wrong with a little tail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Whats wrong with a little tail?

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    i watched the whole damn thing dion... lol talk about taking me back to high school, been close to that long since ive heard that song.

    cant believe how cheesy the hair metal scene was haha.

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    Just so we're clear, she was easily 30. Which is something like 4 in cat years. I didn't want to roll around in front of her and risk getting scratched.

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    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Yeah, I think this furry fetish thing is just weird. Hey, as long as it doesn't raise my taxes, let your freak flag fly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Yeah, I think this furry fetish thing is just weird. Hey, as long as it doesn't raise my taxes, let your freak flag fly!
    Wag your tail in the air like you just don't care!
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    How do these things get started? No. Wait. Don't answer that. I mean it.
    I'm enjoying my childhood way too much to ever give it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skullcap View Post
    How do these things get started? No. Wait. Don't answer that. I mean it.
    See the New Thread button below? Push it! Well, not it literally, go to the main page in a forum and push that one.
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    I'd pet it...

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    On a road ride about a decade ago i came upon mile after mile of someones pr0n collection it was as if they had tossed out their entire collection of magazines and videos as they were driving down the road like a paper boy every fifty feet or so was p0rn strewn on the side of the road.

    as if this was not weird enough on my way back down this road about an hour later was some old pervert stopped and was cherry picking the p0rn off the side of the road...classic!

    weirdest thing i've ran across on a mtb ride sadly was a mutilated cat

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    My brother and I were climbing and a cardio geezer was descending. He had his jersey open revealing a bra underneath. He didn't have man-boobs, either; we knew it was a man from the big white beard he was sporting. My brother gave me the biggest WTF?! look I've ever seen him do. We laughed for awhile, but more in the light of "WTF?".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    My brother and I were climbing and a cardio geezer was descending. He had his jersey open revealing a bra underneath. He didn't have man-boobs, either; we knew it was a man from the big white beard he was sporting. My brother gave me the biggest WTF?! look I've ever seen him do. We laughed for awhile, but more in the light of "WTF?".
    Maybe it was a concealed carry holster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Maybe it was a concealed carry holster?
    It was definitely a bra.

    It was a bra, brah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL 9000 View Post
    On a road ride about a decade ago i came upon mile after mile of someones pr0n collection it was as if they had tossed out their entire collection of magazines and videos as they were driving down the road like a paper boy every fifty feet or so was p0rn strewn on the side of the road.

    as if this was not weird enough on my way back down this road about an hour later was some old pervert stopped and was cherry picking the p0rn off the side of the road...classic!

    weirdest thing i've ran across on a mtb ride sadly was a mutilated cat
    I guarantee it wasn't the guy throwing it out It was his angry wife or ex so in so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    It was definitely a bra.

    It was a bra, brah.
    Perhaps it was to prevent chafing...just sayin.

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    Two things:

    1) I've a bear on two seperate occassions while riding. Each time, it was running away from me up what seemed like over vertical terrain to get away.

    2) I've seen my life flash before me after falling down a very steep mountain side.
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    I ran across a dude dropping a deuce in the woods one time. He was only 30 feet off the trail, grabbing a tree trunk and his girlfriend was down on the trail looking really embarrassed. This was in a high traffic area where there were primitive public restrooms available not that far away. City dweller must have thought he was in the back-country .
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    I saw a guy wearing only a helmet and shoes
    In an area full of poison oak. I would be worried about crashing and getting PO in some sensitive areas.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Right off a main street biker #1 smoking a cig watching traffic, biker #2 15 feet away sitting over a concrete barricade along the road dropping bombs.

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