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    Things you do that could get you arrested

    Sorry Dion, I couldn't resist.


    Poaching?

    Road soda's.

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    I think many of us our guilty of poaching the occasional trail :/ The one i poached regularly in NM could have resulted in me loosing my bike and a felony for trespassing on military grounds, i stopped after i heard that.

    I also enjoy the occasional trail soda, or my "special nalgene" filled with booz at public parks / movies / sporting events / etc... (maybe i have a drinking problem )

    I have owned a couple illegal reptiles , not the one in my pants.

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    mostly open container

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    ... Music download ?

    Srsly, I think everyone (or almost) did poach a trail at least once. No biggies.

    Talk about riding on the sidewalks, burn a stop sign, cross over a red light, go in the wrong direction in a one-way, lock your bike on a stop sign, not having reflector, riding at night without lights, etc.

    Lots of things can get you arrested/fined if the cops are in a bad mood that day.
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Since I don't feel like going to jail, I'm going to use my rights as provided in my country's charter of rights & freedoms.

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    breaking the side mirrors off cars when they crowd me on road rides.
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Spanking (Children) is illegal in NZ and have done that to my kids once or twice.

    All the usual bike stuff as said above.

    Occasional drink and drive when I was younger but not these days.

    Trapped the neighbours two mongrel cats that kept shitting in my garden and making god awful noises at night. Took them to an out of town pound saying they were strays I found on native reserve. Never to be seen again. Neighbour has a puppy now.

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    I ran a stoplight on my bike this afternoon that just WOULD NOT CHANGE. right in front of the police station, no less. Nobody cared.

    I had a few drinks before I was 21, but I bet it's a rare thing to find anyone that's followed that law 100%.

    I have trespassed a number of times. I even poached some trails when I was a n00b.

    As a kid, I was picked up by a police officer for lighting off fireworks in a lumberyard.

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    I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what will shortly take place on the winding roads of WV.

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    Ever seen that insurance commercial with the "Mayhem" character???

    Well, that sort of stuff...
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Ever seen that insurance commercial with the "Mayhem" character???

    Well, that sort of stuff...
    So your the a-hole ripping up my attic insulation.... HAHA just kidding, love those commercials.

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    While carrying a concealed weapon on the bike trail me and my unleashed attack dog like to drop synchronized deuces adjacent to a hiker I just ran over, all while naked and toking a fatty.

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    I plead the fifth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    I plead the fifth.

    No, I'll take the fifth with me.

    Just like that old ZZ Top song.


    "driving down the highway feeling that wild turkey BITE"

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    I used to carry a concealed weapon before I had my permit. Underage drinking of course. And I have partaken in the forbidden medicinal herbs back in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Live2rideUtah View Post
    I used to carry a concealed weapon before I had my permit. Underage drinking of course. And I have partaken in the forbidden medicinal herbs back in the day.
    "Back in the day"?

    You mean yesterday.

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    I also carry some personal defense item(s) when I ride sometimes.

    Loving alcohol since 15 and legally since 18.

    I also punched a few cars trying to take over the road war.
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    150mph, front wheel started getting light.
    Stupid anyway you look at it.



    120mph drag-racing,
    See above statement.
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    On my SuperMoto, I'd wheelie everywhere, jump off loading docks, ride up and down stairs, and ride skateparks. One of my favorite things to do was hit the rear brake at speed and slide sideways to take a left turn - we'd also back-it-in (drifting on motorcycles) in the twisties. In San Francisco, we jumped the hills.

    We used to also coast down hills with the motor off. I had a bicycle bell and when I passed roadies I'd startle them and go "ring ring" when I passed.

    I really can't believe we didn't get in more trouble. Supermoto is like having a BMX bike with a motor.

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    Right now I really think I would only be detained and fined ...

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    After plugging in your seat and grip warmers you'll turn the radios on above a publicly acceptable level? That's hardly criminal, even for sport touring. That's a shitton of cordura.

    Quote Originally Posted by PdlPwr View Post
    I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what will shortly take place on the winding roads of WV.
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    I plead the fifth.
    Me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    I plead the fifth.
    Over here we don´t have it, but a guy that was on trial for something plead for it just becouse he had seen it in so many american movies..."This is not america" was judge´s answer. That was fun.
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    I could get in trouble for indecent exposure if anyone ever looks over into my truck on the drive home from cycling. I like to pull the cocknballz out of the cycling shorts and let the boys air out on the ride home. Nothing sexual about it, just lettings things cool down.

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    I HAVE been arrested for 146mph in a 45 zone racing another car.

    Underage Drinking? Check
    Partaking in various herbs? Check
    Lude acts in public? Check
    Breaking various traffic laws? Check, check, and double check.
    Assault? Check (only once though, and he deserved it)



    And well, in Oklahoma, oral sex is illegal. So yeah..... Check.
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    Riding my BMX bike to a liquor store when I was 14 to buy a twelver of Lowenbrau and asking him to "Put it in a bag, please" a few times.
    Oh, and drinking and driving which I havent done in over 10 years! pretty stupid thing to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine Powered View Post
    After plugging in your seat and grip warmers you'll turn the radios on above a publicly acceptable level? That's hardly criminal, even for sport touring. That's a shitton of cordura.

    Heated grips and radios are for sissies, you must be thinking of the Goldwing crowd.

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    Peeing on the side of the road every 30 minutes while drinking, toking, driving, and trying not to poop. If any of that is illegal. I've been arrested for assaultx4, resistingx2, PCS, PDP. but have only spent 12 hours in jail and no time on probation.
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    This place is like high school, except the morons here don't get automatically put in stupid kid classes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by knutso View Post
    Right now I really think I would only be detained and fined ...
    and a strip search if you're lucky!
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norton55 View Post
    "Back in the day"?

    You mean yesterday.
    I wishi meant yesterday, now with kids and a job I have too many things to risk for a quick bowl. Now if the laws did ever change I would partake!

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    A few times down I-75 on the way to work in the mornings, this thing could have landed me in an escorted trip to the courthouse: (costs too much in gas to drive like that and 40 over posted is just plain stupid)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSlow35th View Post


    And well, in Oklahoma, oral sex is illegal. So yeah..... Check.
    But only at the truck stops
    Authorities speculate that speed may have been a factor. They are also holding gravity and inertia for questioning.

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    SuperSlow35th: I got you beat; anything not missionary is illegal in NC.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    Drafting brown santa on the road bike this morning at around 40mph

    Not so smart now but at the moment there was something intoxicating about the speed and diesel fumes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pitanan View Post
    Drafting brown santa on the road bike this morning at around 40mph

    Not so smart now but at the moment there was something intoxicating about the speed and diesel fumes.
    I think it was mostly the diesel fumes.
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    Id scrap the passion forum all together, its a breeding ground for unicorn milkers, rainbow chasers and candy cotton farters.

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    [QUOTE=PdlPwr;9218063I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what will shortly take place on the winding roads of WV.[/QUOTE]

    A bunch of old guys ***** about kids on their lawns?
    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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    Don't really want to go there, but when I was
    young, a lot. Nothing bad or that could hurt
    someone else.It was just my lifestyle and the
    "Man" didn't agree with it.

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