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    Things that do NOT go well together...

    Kosher Dill Pickles and Single Malt Scotch...

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    Single malt scotch and my dignity

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    Things that do NOT go well together...

    Beer and ... I got nothing.

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    Pickles with anything....even pickles.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Kosher Dill Pickles and Single Malt Scotch...
    I've consumed more than my share of Jameson pickleback shots. I'll give a single malt a try next time round just to test your findings.
    What single malt were you drinking?

    But on the thread subject, milk and pickles don't go together for me.

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    LSD on your wedding day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    LSD on your wedding day.
    Isn't it ironic...don't ya think.

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    My current bottle of single malt is a Glenlivet Naddurra Batch 0813Y

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    Lamb and tuna fish..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    My current bottle of single malt is a Glenlivet Naddurra Batch 0813Y
    I've got one of those in my stash. But then again I've got 150 others I can sample with some pickle brine if I care to.
    It's gonna be a rough weekend.
    I'll get back to you Tuesday maybe...

    And hangovers and Monday don't particularly go well together.

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    wife and girlfriend

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    Peanut butter and Miracle Whip.

    Oh wait, that's AWESOME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barman1 View Post
    And hangovers and Monday don't particularly go well together.
    Nor do Mondays and work, even without the hangover.
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    beer and whiskey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    beer and whiskey
    I call BS.
    Beer and whiskey applied liberally make me fawking awesome.
    Whiskey is my yoga.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I call BS.
    Beer and whiskey applied liberally make me fawking awesome.
    Whiskey is my yoga.
    I mean together, simultaneously. As in, a "boiler maker". The reaction when the two are mixed rapidly is one step below nuclear. You tell me that's a "good drink" and I will hunt you down for extermination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    hemorrhoids and anything
    Hemorrhoids and habaneros
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    farts and church

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    farts and church
    and laughing and church

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    Things that do NOT go well together...

    Fart and thread.

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    Does anybody have a bottle of 18 year old Sazerac? Can I come over? Whistlepig is fine as well.

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    Orange Juice after brushing your teeth

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    Picards and Finches.
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    Oil and water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Farts and elevators
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind... oops wrong thread
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Mods and O.C.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    One of us can go and it's not me.
    I'm not so sure about that. I can have you locked out for a spell if you do not behave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'm not so sure about that. I can have you locked out for a spell if you do not behave.
    Oooooh. You're going to lock me up?!

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    I think you have probable cause, Hawg. She asked for it. Does this come with a good spanking too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    LSD on your wedding day.
    Nothing goes good with a wedding day.

    I say they are like children. You are better not having any.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    Emily Batty and her boyfriend.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Does anybody have a bottle of 18 year old Sazerac? Can I come over? Whistlepig is fine as well.
    I got some in the bourbon cellar, plus most of the antique collection. 4 different Pappys' etc.

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    Road trips + gas station pickled eggs / spicy hot sausages.

    (Windows down did little to combat the lingering putrid odor, we had to actually pull over & bail out.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyin_W View Post
    Road trips + gas station pickled eggs / spicy hot sausages.

    (Windows down did little to combat the lingering putrid odor, we had to actually pull over & bail out.)
    i know the further south in texas i go, a convertible becomes a better mode of culinary refund transport

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Peanut butter and Miracle Whip.

    Oh wait, that's AWESOME.
    I'm going to try this on a peanut butter cup should be *epic*....


    Things that don't go well together....7 shots of anything?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave54 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    Farts in church.
    ^already posted

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    Booze and ho's...

    Cigarettes and h-jobs...

    Mayan Paleo bar offerings and manfood...
    I've been on pause, but I'm shaking off the rust...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^already posted
    Dangit I didn't read page 2 & 3....burned!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    Dangit I didn't read page 2 & 3....burned!
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    Apologies to G.O.B. in advance...


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    That was a nasty prank...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
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    Foul BO behind bars.

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    See I thought of one after all

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    On the other hand, jumps, novice mountain bikers and video cameras are a great combination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisfoto View Post
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    Haha, they were made for each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
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    That's for damned sure, LOL!!!

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