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    There's a hole in my jeans.

    Right on the side of the leg, below the pocket. When I first saw the hole, I thought I was seeing the white fabric of the pocket.

    Turns out I was looking at my leg; the hole is above my tan line. And yes, it's a legit line.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    If you are well hung, you can just poke it out an pee without unzipping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245 View Post
    That's making the assumption that the hole is big enough.
    I'm making the assumption that the hole is just the right size.

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    This time bug is really whack. The posts aren't in order anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the-one1 View Post
    If you are well hung, you can just poke it out an pee without unzipping.
    That's making the assumption that the hole is big enough.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    I posted this before I posted it.
    I can barely get my mouth around it.

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    This is serious business, Bro are you going to do?

    1] patch them.
    2] Cut the jeans into shorts.
    3] Continue wearing them until they're so worn out you end up naked.
    4] Pay them forward, possibly to Kona.
    5] Throw them away.


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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    DJ, my jeans still have holes in them. It's how I get them on my legs.


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    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    DJ, my jeans still have holes in them. It's how I get them on my legs.
    Is that the hole truth and nothing but the truth?
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    As long as you didn't buy them new from the store that way, it's all good. Is there anyone here who will admit to buying pre-ripped jeans?
    NTFTC

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    Have you ever "fallen out" of that hole in your jeans?
    life is... "All About Bikes"...

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    I have not worn jeans in years... shorts for me. Jeans are too hot in Az.

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    There's (an) a hole in my jeans

    There. Fixed the title for ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    There. Fixed the title for ya
    Which would be correct only while on person.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    There. Fixed the title for ya
    That has to be the most clever 'fify' that's come along in quite some time.

    Although I don't think it really fits the OP, he's not an ahole!
    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt I here
    rOCktoberfest 2015 pt II here

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    That has to be the most clever 'fify' that's come along in quite some time.

    Although I don't think it really fits the OP, he's not an ahole!
    Oh sure but if he had edited my post to fit the verdict would have been a bit different.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Which would be correct only while on person.
    Because wherever you are and whatever you've got on, the a hole is always with you.

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    Wait, who's calling me an a-hole? Of course I can be a surly a-hole on occasion, but that isn't the persona I try to project most of the time.
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Maybe it should be Bra instead of Bro.

    Urban Dictionary: bra

    Notice the author.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Wait, who's calling me an a-hole? Of course I can be a surly a-hole on occasion, but that isn't the persona I try to project most of the time.
    My comment was meant to be very deep with multiple layers of meaning.

    You got it but ain't it, is what I meant. I'm not into anonymous name calling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Wait, who's calling me an a-hole? Of course I can be a surly a-hole on occasion, but that isn't the persona I try to project most of the time.
    Suit yerself buddy. Being an ******* is what it's all about.
    dang

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    There's definitely a few holes around here, but it's not the ones in the pants that worry me.
    I will suffer no butt-hurt fools!

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