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    Sump trucks

    Sump trucks are awesome!

    Post your pics of sump trucks!

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    This one has it all... shitters and shitsucking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    This one has it all... shitters and shitsucking.
    Perfect.

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    Well with schools maybe not opening, at least we have these

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    Round and round we go

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    Well with schools maybe not opening, at least we have these

    Kids can learn a lot from one of them rigs.....
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    An aussie classic, Kenny. "We're number one with your number twos"

    Get on it.


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    This thread sucks the life out of me.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    This thread sucks the life out of me.
    Some people think its funny but its really very runny

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    When you get older and marry your honey, and there nose starts getting runny, don’t think it’s funny, it’s snot

    Round me we have “Doody Man” with the slogan “you dump we pump”. Although haven’t seen a truck lately
    Round and round we go

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    There was a handyman truck in San Diego that was a stake side bed with plywood walls around the bed. Painted in black with white lettering that said:

    “Dirty Deeds done Dirt Cheap”
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    On a job site the most important person that needs respect is the honey pot driver. That also goes for race events. Just give the beer after he OR she is done with their job.

    For you who want this to be political I hope your out house tips over.

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    woo hoo....first one to post this as a great band name!
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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    On a job site the most important person that needs respect is the honey pot driver. That also goes for race events. Just give the beer after he OR she is done with their job.

    For you who want this to be political I hope your out house tips over.
    A long time ago when I was working as a carpenter, we were leaving for the day and just as I was about drive away, my friend jumped out to take a leak in the porta john. As soon as he was inside I jumped out and stuck a screwdriver through the lock latch, jumped back in and pulled forward until the ladders touched the door, then pushed it back until it was almost at a 45* angle, then let him sit in there for a couple minutes while he screamed at me and pounded on the door. LOL. I'd never seen someones face so red with anger LOL. I had tears running down my cheeks.
    Ripping trails and tipping ales

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vader View Post
    A long time ago when I was working as a carpenter, we were leaving for the day and just as I was about drive away, my friend jumped out to take a leak in the porta john. As soon as he was inside I jumped out and stuck a screwdriver through the lock latch, jumped back in and pulled forward until the ladders touched the door, then pushed it back until it was almost at a 45* angle, then let him sit in there for a couple minutes while he screamed at me and pounded on the door. LOL. I'd never seen someones face so red with anger LOL. I had tears running down my cheeks.

    Nice. the run away real quick.
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    In the Stephen King novel Christine, the namesake car is "destroyed" by a septic tanker truck (or was it?).
    Go Fact Yourself.

    Real eyes realize real lies.

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    Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    Lol, nice!
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    The old Red Green show offered tons of laughs. I’m surprised it doesn’t get mentioned more often here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    Nice. the run away real quick.
    Around the same time, I threw a snowball at him hoping to just miss his head but it was a wild pitch. I hit him right in the forehead. We went at it. Enough that neither of us felt the 5.0 earthquake that rattled Seattle
    Ripping trails and tipping ales

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vader View Post
    Around the same time, I threw a snowball at him hoping to just miss his head but it was a wild pitch. I hit him right in the forehead. We went at it. Enough that neither of us felt the 5.0 earthquake that rattled Seattle


    or did you cause the earthquake?
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    The old Red Green show offered tons of laughs. I’m surprised it doesn’t get mentioned more often here.
    Good clean fun. I loved the Red Green Show.
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Those trucks are more sophisticated than the ones in the 50's.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0R4O5UoYmE

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    There's a pretty big dairy operation in an adjacent town that runs a fleet of liquid manure trucks. It's a special mix of raw manure, cow urine, and sour milk byproducts they spread on the silage corn fields, sometimes as much as 5000 gal./acre. Getting stuck behind one of those when driving is a horror, especially when the roads are wet and there's tire spray hanging in the air.
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    Drop your nugget and we’ll come chug it!
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    I always called them shit suckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    I always called them shit suckers.
    Pooper Scoopers?

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    Is this why you can't eat onions from Bakersfield? They spraying it all over the fields?
    All I am saying is give pizza chants

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    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    stool bus for the win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    stool bus for the win.
    yep.../ thread
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    < insert visual representation of the way Picard portrays his general outlook >
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    Is that Picard in the last seat of the bus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Is that Picard in the last seat of the bus?
    Is it a short bus?

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    Is it just me or does the first one, closest to the cab, look like it is in the shape of having been shat into a johnny? It's even got the bell end and the little reservoir tip. That's some kinky $hit going on right there.

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    masters of the sewer-sucker truck. san francisco, CA, 11 april 2017:

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
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    Upon closer inspection of the image, the four turds image and the “STOOL BUS” were obviously Photoshopped (poorly at that) – the lack of curvature and perspective of the graphics on text (it is a cylindrical tank afterall) give it away. I’ve been using Photoshop since 1991, by the way.
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    ^I live at the end of a dead-end street with a "sewage technician access plate*" in the middle of the street right off my front door. When they come around once a month to do the cleaning, they unleash hordes of cockroaches — some fully developed 2" long and lots of ghastly underdeveloped mutant-looking things-of-nightmare.

    * - PC version of "manhole cover."
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    ^I live at the end of a dead-end street with a "sewage technician access plate*" in the middle of the street right off my front door. When they come around once a month to do the cleaning, they unleash hordes of cockroaches — some fully developed 2" long and lots of ghastly underdeveloped mutant-looking things-of-nightmare.

    * - PC version of "manhole cover."
    Sugar mixed with equal amount of Diatomaceous Earth gets 'em. They eat that shit up and it kills 'em from the inside.
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    watch this one get smacked by a train:


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    pretty much the whole block was shut down last week so these guys could do the sewer-sucking thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillbo View Post

    :d:d lmao
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    Welp, our vets sure just got dumped on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    :d:d lmao
    Holy shit lol

    I guess the question is, guzzinta or guzzoutta?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Obviously Photoshopped, and poorly. License plate is European, not American, so it’s a fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    Obviously Photoshopped, and poorly. License plate is European, not American, so it’s a fail.
    Not a fail. Funny AF
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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