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    Stupid Sunday Rant Inaugural ed.: Die butthurt die

    Every time someone uses the phrase "butthurt" I feel like I've opened a time capsule to 2004 and Dane Cook is in there shouting at me. I distinctly remember the first time I heard a friend use the phrase in a bar around 2002. It was kind of cute then. These days people don't even use it in proper context. It's been reduced to a cheap insult for someone to throw out no matter the situation. No, I am not butthurt because you are stupid. No, I am not butthurt because I don't share your opinion. No, I am not butthurt because you give bad advice. Hey, guess what: you get to be wrong and stupid and nobody's butt has to hurt at all. You're just stupid and wrong.

    I know, as a group, mtbikers are slow to mature. It's in our DNA. Most the folks on this website are rapidly approaching 40, have passed 40, or wish they were still forty. We have a tough time retiring our board shorts and adrenaline drink hats. But this is the internet. Catch phrases should come and go with every season. The phrase Butthurt is as sad as a Bon Jovi in skinny jeans and bent-over crack. I say: Die Butthurt Die.

    And, yes, I'm butthurt about it. Totally butthurt, dudes. Like, mondo butthurt. Butthurt to infinity. No sleep for me butthurt. Butthurt moratorium butthurt.
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    Well ive heard it all now......

    Somebody in OC being butthurt about others using the word butthurt out of context.
    WTF is going on in this place.
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    This thread makes my butt hurt.
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    I think the OP is 'hella' butthurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    This thread makes my butt hurt.
    At least you have the proper context.

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    Thank you. I knew there was a reason I was in advanced English classes my whole life. The culmination of my studies defined in a simple statement on mtbr.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    Thank you. I knew there was a reason I was in advanced English classes my whole life. The culmination of my studies defined in a simple statement on mtbr.


    Winna-Winna Chicken-Dinna!
    You are fluent in at least two languages? You may be able to stay ahead of the "butthurt" context for now, but butthurt knows no borders. You better get working on your romance languages.

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    It would be really funny if it were possible to write a script to pull all posts with the phrase "butthurt" or "butt hurt" in a chronoligical list and then compile them into one huge paragraph and see if it would make a neat story about the butt hurtness of MTBR.
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    I just realized this is your "Inaugural Ed"......so are we going to have more Sunday Rants from you???
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    Sorry the O.C. is a butt hurt free zone now:

    http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...um-832029.html

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    I'd rather Free Willy than free butthurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Sorry the O.C. is a butt hurt free zone now:

    http://forums.mtbr.com/off-camber-of...um-832029.html
    Did you see the last line of my post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluestatevirgin View Post
    Did you see the last line of my post?



    No, AADD kicked in after the first paragraph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazukea View Post
    I just realized this is your "Inaugural Ed"......so are we going to have more Sunday Rants from you???
    I love the way you count your blessings, Maz. Always the optimist. I'm sure you'll be on pins and needles until next Sunday.

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    Hmm, never heard this "butt hurt" term you guys speak of. Sounds like something gay people would discuss.
    hey, did they change mtbr again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    No, AADD kicked in after the first paragraph.
    Got any ritalin?

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    hmm ;butthurt not something you wanna here a guy say in the men's locker room at the gym
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluestatevirgin View Post
    Got any ritalin?
    ritalin only works for add (attention deficit disorder) but not strong enough for the aadd (alarming attention disorder).
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    Just so everybody knows, even the jokers who already know, butthurt orginates from the idea that someone is crying like a spanked baby. And/or resorting to gay jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluestatevirgin View Post
    Just so everybody knows, even the jokers who already know, butthurt orginates from the idea that someone is crying like a spanked baby. And/or resorting to gay jokes.
    i always smack my kids in the face, helps leave an impression when they can see it comin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chollaball View Post
    i always smack my kids in the face, helps leave an impression when they can see it comin.
    My Dad was so quick you never saw it coming. I'd be minding my own business stirring up sh|t and then I'd wake up on the floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluestatevirgin View Post
    Just so everybody knows, even the jokers who already know, butthurt orginates from the idea that someone is crying like a spanked baby. And/or resorting to gay jokes.
    I think that pretty well covers the use of the term on the forums that I've seen of late. especially crying like a spanked baby. but also in the prison domination sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    My Dad was so quick you never saw it coming. I'd be minding my own business stirring up sh|t and then I'd wake up on the floor.
    did it work?

    I was being goofy about the face. I do occasionally spank my kids, but in the butt. and I make darn well sure they see in coming and have opportunity to connect the consequences with me having told them to stop doing whatever it is they did wrong.
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    enough sniveling.
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    No, YOU don't understand. You're making an ass of yourself for all of eternity.

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