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    A special place in Hell for....

    Post up your worst or best pet peeves.

    Here two of mine:

    There is a special place in hell for lazy [email protected] that paint over screw heads. WTF? You can't spare 30 seconds to take that screw out before painting? It took me 10 minutes per screw to clean out the slot enough to get it out. Eff you.

    There is a special place in Hell for people who spit their gum out on the sidewalk. WTF? How fvckin hard is it to find a trash can and spit it in there? Eff you too.

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    Youíve got some legit beefs there. Both of which are mine as well.

    Left lane campers. Really, get the eff out of the left lane unless you are passing slower moving vehicles.

    Litter bugs, you canít wait until you get to a gas station to throw out your Big Gulp cup, arseholes.
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    People who speed up when you try and pass....

    Agree with the left lane campers. Actually against the law here, not that it does much good.

    Dogwalkers that don't pick up their dog's sh#t, in my yard and on the trails

    Horse people, cause they never pick up their horses sh#t.

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    A special place in hell is a bit dramatic for gum and dog poop. These are things while annoying you can remedy. People who think theyíre more important or spread self serving drama bugs me. Canít fix it and they keep running around pooping on people
    Round and round we go

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    Hell providing a special place for people that simply do annoying things?

    This thread should be moved to the "Things that make you say REALLY? thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Beam View Post
    Post up your worst or best pet peeves.

    Here two of mine:

    There is a special place in hell for lazy [email protected] that paint over screw heads. WTF? You can't spare 30 seconds to take that screw out before painting? It took me 10 minutes per screw to clean out the slot enough to get it out. Eff you.

    There is a special place in Hell for people who spit their gum out on the sidewalk. WTF? How fvckin hard is it to find a trash can and spit it in there? Eff you too.
    I don't even know how to react to this BS.

    I've sort of got 2 words that come to mind but probably won't say them.

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    ď....a special place in hell for......Ē

    Prosecuting attorneys who whilst aware of exculpatory evidence, conceal it to win a case resulting in wrongful imprisonment, only to later have the person released due to that evidence coming to light after lives are destroyed.

    Cops who network to conduct civil forfeiture robbery, and their accomplices in government.

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    Hell?

    That's for child molesters!

    And people that txt/drink and drive.
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    Ibid; Idiot Driver's Thread...
    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Beam View Post
    Post up your worst or best pet peeves.

    Here two of mine:

    There is a special place in hell for lazy [email protected] that paint over screw heads. WTF? You can't spare 30 seconds to take that screw out before painting? It took me 10 minutes per screw to clean out the slot enough to get it out. Eff you.

    There is a special place in Hell for people who spit their gum out on the sidewalk. WTF? How fvckin hard is it to find a trash can and spit it in there? Eff you too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    A special place in hell is a bit dramatic for gum and dog poop.
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    Hell providing a special place for people that simply do annoying things?
    Wait, will people actually go to hell if we say so in this thread? People who play music on their phones/wireless speakers in public!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squeakymcgillicuddy View Post
    People who play music on their phones/wireless speakers in public!
    I heard there's good music in hell. \m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    A special place in hell is a bit dramatic for gum and dog poop. These are things while annoying you can remedy. People who think theyíre more important or spread self serving drama bugs me. Canít fix it and they keep running around pooping on people
    People who hock their chaw, or nasty loogies, right where you need to step getting out of your can in a parking space.
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    Child molesters, and people who talk at the theatre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    People who hock their chaw, or nasty loogies, right where you need to step getting out of your can in a parking space.
    People that go to the can in a parking space.

    Apparently there is a special place in Hell for people to get married or play putt-putt

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    Heck, nothing to add here. Y'all cover all my bases. But, I reserve the right to add anything or anyone to my list as I see fit at any time going forward... (stack of hell reservation cards standing by)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    I heard there's good music in hell. \m/

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    Well, there's Morrissey and his friendzzzz:

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    Quote Originally Posted by life behind bars View Post
    The human race in general.
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    People who fart in crowded elevators.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    People who fart in crowded elevators.
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    People who body check you on the trails instead of being patient for one freaking second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    People who body check you on the trails instead of being patient for one freaking second.
    Seriously? I would come unglued.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    Hell?

    That's for child molesters!

    And people that txt/drink and drive.
    yep..../ thread
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    People who take my pet peeves and post them before I do. Post #1 through #29.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    ē those who do not use turnsignals
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    ē those who hate cute fluffy kittens and puppies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leopold Porkstacker View Post
    ē those who hate cute fluffy kittens and puppies
    Also, cat jugglers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Also, cat jugglers.
    You never really own a cat
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    Lol ^ -Love that movie.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    That was one of the best movies ever. Hal Reiner production, yeah?
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    it just rained for the pat 2 days here. Those who go out on trails and ride in the mud. even worse are those who ride their horses in the mud and pothole the whole damn trail.
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Also, cat jugglers.
    I'd add midget bowlers to that.
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    Can we add the lazy mofos that don't return the grocery cart??

    And leave them in the handicap spot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    Can we add the lazy mofos that don't return the grocery cart??

    And leave them in the handicap spot!
    Are they lazy, or is it because they're all handicapped?
    Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    it just rained for the pat 2 days here. Those who go out on trails and ride in the mud. even worse are those who ride their horses in the mud and pothole the whole damn trail.

    One of my biggest pet peeves for sure. I could go on a rant about it but Iíll just stop before I even get started

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    Are they lazy, or is it because they're all handicapped?
    LAZY and entitled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    LAZY and entitled
    OhÖ..yeh, the can burn in hell.
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    people that use the electric scooters at the store that can actually walk.
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    We the people ...

    I agree with everything that has been posted and will add:

    1. Drivers who run red lights and stop signs.
    2. Driver who drive recklessly around road bikers.
    3. People who boobie-trap trails -- they are in the same category as people who illegally (or without the permission of the trail steward) re-route trails.
    4. People who dent/scratch other peoples cars b/c they park too close and are not careful.
    5. Mother nature. She hasn't been kind the last few years.
    6. Hypocrites.
    7. People who do not do what they are tasked with and paid for. I.e. going to the bike shop to have brakes bled and pads replaced. Then finding out at the top of Porc Rim the shop didn't bleed the brakes and replace the pads. So much fun to drive to Moab, pay the shuttle up to hazard and take the road back.
    8. People who double park.
    9. The media and news services in general. Haven't found one who actually reports without adding their perspective/opinions.
    10. Waiters who don't greet or acknowledge you for 15-20 minutes after you've been seated.
    11. People who play portable electronics without earbuds on airplanes.
    12. People who change their childs diaper on the fold down table on airplanes.
    13. Insurane companies' actualiarists.
    14. People who don't acknowledge you when you say hello or yield the trail to them.


    I just realized, I have issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    People who fart in crowded elevators.
    Is this the same as farting in airplanes?... Just making sure...

    The term "pet peeve" annoys me to no end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    People at the grocery store who decide they don't want some refrigerated item they had put in their cart, and leave it in the chips & crackers aisle.
    And then an employee 8 hours later returning it back to the refrigerated section after its spoiled for the next poor unsuspecting customer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    The next level of litterers, people who take a truckload of trash out to farm roads and dump it.
    Just once Iíd like to catch someone doing this. I donít know what Iíd do but Iíd like to think I wouldn't get caught and end up in prison.

    Quote Originally Posted by bingemtbr View Post
    I agree with everything that has been posted and will add:

    1. Drivers who run red lights and stop signs.
    2. Driver who drive recklessly around road bikers.
    3. People who boobie-trap trails -- they are in the same category as people who illegally (or without the permission of the trail steward) re-route trails.
    4. People who dent/scratch other peoples cars b/c they park too close and are not careful.
    5. Mother nature. She hasn't been kind the last few years.
    6. Hypocrites.
    7. People who do not do what they are tasked with and paid for. I.e. going to the bike shop to have brakes bled and pads replaced. Then finding out at the top of Porc Rim the shop didn't bleed the brakes and replace the pads. So much fun to drive to Moab, pay the shuttle up to hazard and take the road back.
    8. People who double park.
    9. The media and news services in general. Haven't found one who actually reports without adding their perspective/opinions.
    10. Waiters who don't greet or acknowledge you for 15-20 minutes after you've been seated.
    11. People who play portable electronics without earbuds on airplanes.
    12. People who change their childs diaper on the fold down table on airplanes.
    13. Insurane companies' actualiarists.
    14. People who don't acknowledge you when you say hello or yield the trail to them.


    I just realized, I have issues.
    Lol
    I think most are legit issues. No need for any therapy here.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    Are they lazy, or is it because they're all handicapped?
    Doubtful, the cart is usually in the middle of the parking spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    The next level of litterers, people who take a truckload of trash out to farm roads and dump it.
    just in time for Thanksgiving, I think of Alice's Resturant Massacree.

    "Well, we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the Dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving". And we had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage. We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff, and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down."
    Dont make me go all Jonathan Winters on this gas station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bingemtbr View Post
    I agree with everything that has been posted and will add:


    3. People who boobie-trap trails -- they are in the same category as people who illegally (or without the permission of the trail steward) re-route trails.
    these people go in the same category as child molesters, rapists and thieves in my book!!

    Quote Originally Posted by bingemtbr View Post

    14. People who don't acknowledge you when you say hello or yield the trail to them.
    I hate this more than anything, and this happens a lot. Honestly, I would rather them tell me to f-off than just not say anything
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    Child molesters and people who put the toilet paper on the hanger with the roll coming from the bottom and not the top. DIE YOU SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!

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    These fkrs as well, I was dumb enough to get burned at the beginning of the year.

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    Sex molesters and people that leave half full beers all around camp. Die you commie scum!!
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    This must be the only thread in the history of MTBr where everyone agrees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    This must be the only thread in the history of MTBr where everyone agrees.
    No itís not. I donít agree
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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    This must be the only thread in the history of MTBr where everyone agrees.
    Lol
    Quite possibly correct.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    No itís not. I donít agree
    dang, we had a good thing going. I know of a special place for y...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    dang, we had a good thing going. I know of a special place for y...
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    Sitting at a bar an empty bar stool to your left, a beautiful lady comes up and asks, anybody sitting here? No, she grabs up the bar stool and takes it across the bar for for her boyfriend to sit on, really? I donít recall this ever happening before 2 minutes ago.

    Rude pansy type guys that use their rude women to do their dirty work, oh yeah!!
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    Why are you sitting in a bar alone surfing MTB.com?

    And why was that rude? She asked if anyone was using it and you said no.

    Would it have better in your eyes if the dude had come over and asked if the stool was being used?

    Maybe you should be impressed that a beautiful lady approached you at all.....

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    "Pardon me, may I push in your stool?"

    That's all I got in this case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Why are you sitting in a bar alone surfing MTB.com?

    And why was that rude? She asked if anyone was using it and you said no.

    Would it have better in your eyes if the dude had come over and asked if the stool was being used?

    Maybe you should be impressed that a beautiful lady approached you at all.....
    Really? Why question all that?

    #1] MTBR can be surfed anywhere given todayís technology.

    #2] Iím single, Iím in a bar / restaurant having dinner. A good looking lady walks over and asks if this seat is taken? After I respond, no, she picks up the stool and traveled across the crowded room to her pansy boyfriend who sent her over to do it. If she asked, can I take this stool over to the other side of the room for my bashful boyfriend? I may have responded differently. So then I was sitting at a bar as a single male with a huge empty spot without any place for any women coming in to sit. Pretty simple to understand. Were they both rude? In my eyes they were. And he is a pansy for sending her over to do it in a sly manner. Just both very rude in my opinion. In a couple situation, wait for a booth, table or two bar stools to open up. Donít send your lady to act like she is a single lady looking for a spot to sit, then turn and haul ass away with a stool. Heís the pansy, she was the pawn. Both rude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    This must be the only thread in the history of MTBr where everyone agrees.
    Too soon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    lol, someone got played.
    Lol, I had a similar situation but on a plane. Fine girl is on the line, hoping she'll get seat 22b, and jackpot!

    Had a nice conversation for a couple of hrs, we arrive at LAX, and I ask, so who do work for?

    Her: oh! I'm in highschool!!

    I was a lot younger, but not highschool young. She didn't look like a HS student at all!!

    It was nice meeting her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcd46 View Post
    Lol, I had a similar situation but on a plane. Fine girl is on the line, hoping she'll get seat 22b, and jackpot!

    Had a nice conversation for a couple of hrs, we arrive at LAX, and I ask, so who do work for?

    Her: oh! I'm in highschool!!

    I was a lot younger, but not highschool young. She didn't look like a HS student at all!!

    It was nice meeting her.
    How old are you? Child molester?
    Round and round we go

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    People who speed up when you try and pass....

    Agree with the left lane campers. Actually against the law here, not that it does much good.

    Dogwalkers that don't pick up their dog's sh#t, in my yard and on the trails

    Horse people, cause they never pick up their horses sh#t.
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    I feel really bad for Pat.
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    People who point out punctuation grammatical and spelling erors on other peoples posts online.

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    People who assault ED staff.
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    Is this the same as farting in airplanes?... Just making sure...

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    9. The media and news services in general. Haven't found one who actually reports without adding their perspective/opinions.

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    No flippin' kiddin'! I really miss "real" news. Just give me the unedited facts, and I'll decide how I want to think.

    Too much of today's news is regurgitated BS from social media.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post

    Would it have better in your eyes if the dude had come over and asked if the stool was being used?
    Maybe he was handicapped?
    Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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    Maybe if either one of them came over and asked if they could ďtake the stoolĒ it would have sat better with me. Not sly like they did it.

    I agree with this post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fredcook View Post
    No flippin' kiddin'! I really miss "real" news. Just give me the unedited facts, and I'll decide how I want to think.

    Too much of today's news is regurgitated BS from social media.

    Today's media has a special place in hell.
    try a local independent media source. I watch KUSI San Diego in Phoenix on livestream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azimiut View Post
    try a local independent media source. I watch KUSI San Diego in Phoenix on livestream.
    Which was never the same after Kimberly Hunt left.
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    People who need to blow their nose but instead just loudly sniff their snot back up their nostrils over and over again!

    Quote Originally Posted by fredcook View Post
    Today's media has a special place in hell.
    I suspect the unbiased news of days past is largely a myth...but yeah, it's become more partisan along with the rest of society. PBS Newshour, Reuters and ProPublica seem to keep things pretty fact-based.

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    Misogynists and people who put the ice cube tray back in the freezer empty except for one cube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    People who assault ED staff.
    People who target hospitals with ransomware.
    ED staff? Sounds like an oxymoron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vader View Post
    ED staff? Sounds like an oxymoron.
    *ED half-staff.

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    Beats ED staph, I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
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    "people who put the ice cube tray back in the freezer empty except for one cube."

    a special place in hell where even the ice cubes are on fire...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
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    Dude, I thought we were friends. WTF
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    People that squeeze the toothpaste all over the fn place!

    And dirty priests.
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    Also, that one guy that does that weird thing with his eye. I can't stand him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by watermonkey View Post
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    So thatís your position on missionaries, aye?
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    People that squeeze the toothpaste all over the fn place!
    Yeah!...err.. ah...what?
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    try a local independent media source. I watch KUSI San Diego in Phoenix on livestream.
    It improved tremendously once they let 'Crazy 'Ol John' Coleman go.
    I like Dave Scott on the weekends, our roving with that microphone in the lead.

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