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    a special announcement

    i am the Slowest Climber On The Mountain and am not ashamed of this fact.

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    Shirley you can’t be serious

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    I'm very happy for you!
    Just call me Ray

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    shekky you have never ridden with me have you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    i am the Slowest Climber On The Mountain and am not ashamed of this fact.
    Strava or it didnt happen
    always mad and usually drunk......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Train Wreck View Post
    Shirley you can’t be serious
    He is serious....and stop calling him Shirley!
    Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    i am the Slowest Climber On The Mountain and am not ashamed of this fact.
    I challenge you

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    “Sometime you have to go slow if you want to go fast”
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    So you are Comfortablest.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmg View Post
    Strava or it didnt happen
    2.9 mph on this climb. joggers pass me all the time...

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    and here, i am not even moving 2mph!!!!

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    Your brake must be dragging. No sweat, probably just needs a quick adjustment at the caliper

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    Quote Originally Posted by train wreck View Post
    your brake must be dragging. No sweat, probably just needs a quick adjustment at the caliper
    lol!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    i am the Slowest Climber On The Mountain and am not ashamed of this fact.
    Is there a prize for that?
    Bicycles don't have motors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    Is there a prize for that?
    i reward myself...

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    I was climbing a hill once and got passed by a girl. She was jogging. True story. I did pass her back once the gradient slackened some.

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    On a steep climb once I was passed by a tree.
    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roge View Post
    I was climbing a hill once and got passed by a girl. She was jogging. True story. I did pass her back once the gradient slackened some.
    i get passed by joggers more often than not. but yes, once the grade slackens you catch up to them. sometimes runners do interval sprints in the hills. then, they pass me like i'm riding backwards.

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    You need electrons

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt4x4 View Post
    You need electrons
    you mean electrolytes?


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    Join the Ebike forum.
    The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm...and melody.

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    Zia rides contest

    Week 4 Fitness Challenge: Make the leaderboard with the LOWEST average speed

    This should be a good one for the mountain bikers. Your goal is to make the leaderboard and record the LOWEST average speed in your category. The person with the lowest average speed that makes the leaderboard in each category wins. So, for those of you that mountain bike and average 6-10 miles an hour, now's your chance to shine. But, you still have to put in the time and the miles. Prize is an REI bottle and bandana plus coozies and lip balm from ApexNetwork Physical Therapy.

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    My ride today. 5mph average, Top that, ladies.
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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    I want a coozie.
    DAAAANG...that was janky

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