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    Something you can't unsee

    I saw this pic of Miley the other day, then looked closer.

    Eww.

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    I hear poop comes out of her rear-end as well.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Can't say that I would have zoomed in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Can't say that I would have zoomed in there.
    ^ this. You people have issues.
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    Meh...I still think she's crazy-hot. Something about her...
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    I guess you could lube it up and it gives you and eighth option

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    I am wondering what i am looking at exactly? Miley's pit? We all have em you know... Makes you wonder what she's hiding on the other side tho...
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    I think the weird thing is how long the dudes right arm is, and hes got a shoe on it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmg View Post
    I think the weird thing is how long the dudes right arm is, and hes got a shoe on it!
    Now that you say that, I can't unsee it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Now that you say that, I can't unsee it!
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    I think the weird thing is how long the dudes right arm is, and hes got a shoe on it!
    Dammit, same here.

    Also there's a little head growing out of his right shoulder.
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    I think its' that bulge that looks like a very large cat vagina, minus the fur, of course.
    But yeah, that guys' extra long stiletto heeled right arm. Is this a trend or something?

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    ps'ed it for you

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    Now there's an armpit I can get on board with.

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    Finch needs a new avatar. I nominate the 2nd pic in post #1.
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    He doesnít have the sack to make that his avatar

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    I saw something that I can't unsee at the San Diego Zoo about 21 years ago. I assume that others are welcome to share those things that they can't unsee here as well, so here goes. Luckily, I do not have any pics to share.

    We were watching some sort of water animal show, sitting lower on the bleachers and there was a not many people there attending. I looked up to scan what little crowd there was and directly above us a few rows was a gynormous older lady, probably an honest 400+ pounds. It was a warm Fall day so she was wearing a short Summer dress. She had her legs spread wide open to air out the cat and the cat was bare and fully exposed for all the world to see. What I saw at that moment has scarred me for life...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    He doesnít have the sack to make that his avatar
    He may be sackreligious.
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    I passionately remove rocks and corners and other stuff I find too hard to ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    I saw something that I can't unsee at the San Diego Zoo about 21 years ago. I assume that others are welcome to share those things that they can't unsee here as well, so here goes. Luckily, I do not have any pics to share.

    We were watching some sort of water animal show, sitting lower on the bleachers and there was a not many people there attending. I looked up to scan what little crowd there was and directly above us a few rows was a gynormous older lady, probably an honest 400+ pounds. It was a warm Fall day so she was wearing a short Summer dress. She had her legs spread wide open to air out the cat and the cat was bare and fully exposed for all the world to see. What I saw at that moment has scarred me for life...
    You looked, then you looked again. Be honest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    You looked, then you looked again. Be honest.
    Of course I did. I honestly wasn't sure what it was I was looking at but once I realized it, I turned away and told my wife. I'd never seen a fatcat before. It gave new meaning to the words UGLY, HIDEOUS, and TERRIFYING. I never want to see one again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    Of course I did. I honestly wasn't sure what it was I was looking at but once I realized it, I turned away and told my wife. I'd never seen a fatcat before. It gave new meaning to the words UGLY, HIDEOUS, and TERRIFYING. I never want to see one again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    Of course I did. I honestly wasn't sure what it was I was looking at but once I realized it, I turned away and told my wife. I'd never seen a fatcat before. It gave new meaning to the words UGLY, HIDEOUS, and TERRIFYING. I never want to see one again.
    LOL

    Which reminds me of a sight I wish I could un-see. I was riding Noble Canyon with a buddy years ago. He was out ahead. Thereís a fire road that the single track trail crosses over. As I approached at a high rate of DH speed I hit the skids to make sure there was no vehicles coming. My buddy obviously blew right over it without a concern, as obvious later in this story. As I looked to my left before crossing I catch a glimpse of a red beast of a Semi Truck, after realizing it was parked I then notice something in front of it. What? WTF? A 400lb plus truck driver was sun bathing in the nude ass up. I did like you, I looked, turned then looked again. Busted out in laughter and disgust I hauled ass down the next mile or so where I came flying up on my buddy waiting for me. I come skidding in almost hitting him laughing hysterically. His words were, whatís so funny? me, you didnít see the naked truck driver sun bathing back there? No. I couldnít believe he missed it. Too much in a hurry to back pedal we continued on. That was way back in 2001 or so and to this day I canít un-see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    I saw something that I can't unsee at the San Diego Zoo about 21 years ago. I assume that others are welcome to share those things that they can't unsee here as well, so here goes. Luckily, I do not have any pics to share.

    We were watching some sort of water animal show, sitting lower on the bleachers and there was a not many people there attending. I looked up to scan what little crowd there was and directly above us a few rows was a gynormous older lady, probably an honest 400+ pounds. It was a warm Fall day so she was wearing a short Summer dress. She had her legs spread wide open to air out the cat and the cat was bare and fully exposed for all the world to see. What I saw at that moment has scarred me for life...

    Count yourself lucky that she didn't "queef"........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radium View Post
    Count yourself lucky that she didn't "queef"........
    What Hawg did not see was that when she did queef, she was actually launching fish at the sea creatures in the pool...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    He may be sackreligious.
    That's the first and only funny thing you've ever said.
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    I did once walk in on Jennifer Lopez in her dressing room when she was disrobed, and I can never unsee that... please god... let me keep that one when all else gets hazy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    I saw something that I can't unsee at the San Diego Zoo about 21 years ago. I assume that others are welcome to share those things that they can't unsee here as well, so here goes. Luckily, I do not have any pics to share.

    We were watching some sort of water animal show, sitting lower on the bleachers and there was a not many people there attending. I looked up to scan what little crowd there was and directly above us a few rows was a gynormous older lady, probably an honest 400+ pounds. It was a warm Fall day so she was wearing a short Summer dress. She had her legs spread wide open to air out the cat and the cat was bare and fully exposed for all the world to see. What I saw at that moment has scarred me for life...
    Relax Hawg, you didnít see her snapper. If she was really 400lbs, all you saw was her belly button, as it would have hung down at least 12Ē over the snapper region. Thatís why it looked clean shaven. Just the belly, thatís all. She hadnít shaven that beaver in years, hell she couldnít even see it, let alone access it

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    What Hawg did not see was that when she did queef, she was actually launching fish at the sea creatures in the pool...


    Sorry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    Relax Hawg, you didnít see her snapper. If she was really 400lbs, all you saw was her belly button, as it would have hung down at least 12Ē over the snapper region. Thatís why it looked clean shaven. Just the belly, thatís all. She hadnít shaven that beaver in years, hell she couldnít even see it, let alone access it
    I hope you're right. It does make sense. Whatever it was that I saw, Lord, save me from ever seeing that again.

    EDIT: What I saw was pinkish and this lady was dark skinned. It is possible that her stretch marks were very large and perhaps that is what I saw but I bet that I am painting an unpleasant picture with these details.
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    Maybe she was trying to smuggle out a baby walrus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    Maybe she was trying to smuggle out a baby walrus.
    Good God!!! Maybe she was!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    LOL

    Which reminds me of a sight I wish I could un-see. I was riding Noble Canyon with a buddy years ago. He was out ahead. Thereís a fire road that the single track trail crosses over. As I approached at a high rate of DH speed I hit the skids to make sure there was no vehicles coming. My buddy obviously blew right over it without a concern, as obvious later in this story. As I looked to my left before crossing I catch a glimpse of a red beast of a Semi Truck, after realizing it was parked I then notice something in front of it. What? WTF? A 400lb plus truck driver was sun bathing in the nude ass up. I did like you, I looked, turned then looked again. Busted out in laughter and disgust I hauled ass down the next mile or so where I came flying up on my buddy waiting for me. I come skidding in almost hitting him laughing hysterically. His words were, whatís so funny? me, you didnít see the naked truck driver sun bathing back there? No. I couldnít believe he missed it. Too much in a hurry to back pedal we continued on. That was way back in 2001 or so and to this day I canít un-see it.
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    I think deep down inside Hawg wants some of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgzilla View Post
    I saw something that I can't unsee at the San Diego Zoo about 21 years ago. I assume that others are welcome to share those things that they can't unsee here as well, so here goes. Luckily, I do not have any pics to share.

    We were watching some sort of water animal show, sitting lower on the bleachers and there was a not many people there attending. I looked up to scan what little crowd there was and directly above us a few rows was a gynormous older lady, probably an honest 400+ pounds. It was a warm Fall day so she was wearing a short Summer dress. She had her legs spread wide open to air out the cat and the cat was bare and fully exposed for all the world to see. What I saw at that moment has scarred me for life...
    I bet you thought it was a glitch in the Matrix. "Wait. Wasn't I just at the big cat exhibit?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Surly you jest, a long haul trucker sunbathing in the nude?
    No joke, not just a ďlong haul truckerĒ, a 400lb naked as the day he was born with his ass up long haul trucker. Itís as clear as day in my head some 20 years later. Spread out on a blanket on the fire road right in front of his truck. Only 40í off where the single track crossed over. He must have been sleeping because when it sunk in to what I seeing I busted out a pretty loud laugh, he never flinched. I pedaled away in a mix between hysterics and disgust. You canít make this shit up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    No joke, not just a ďlong haul truckerĒ, a 400lb naked as the day he was born with his ass up long haul trucker. Itís as clear as day in my head some 20 years later. Spread out on a blanket on the fire road right in front of his truck. Only 40í off where the single track crossed over. He must have been sleeping because when it sunk in to what I seeing I busted out a pretty loud laugh, he never flinched. I pedaled away in a mix between hysterics and disgust. You canít make this shit up.
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    So...does Miley wax that, or shave?

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    I don't think that's Miley. That's the Bieber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Oh, I thought you saw one of these
    Clearly your pain pills are working overtime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
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    now it looks like he's piggybacking a midget in stilettos
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    Now I can't unsee Bieber.
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    At least she isn't sticking out her stupid tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    At least she isn't sticking out her stupid tongue.
    Between her two fingers. Daddy must be so proud of her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Between her two fingers. Daddy must be so proud of her.
    Yeah, like he doesn't do it, too. He's Billy Ray, after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    Yeah, like he doesn't do it, too. He's Billy Ray, after all.
    Apple falls and rolls...itís still pretty close to the tree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir kayakalot View Post
    Relax Hawg, you didnít see her snapper. If she was really 400lbs, all you saw was her belly button, as it would have hung down at least 12Ē over the snapper region. Thatís why it looked clean shaven. Just the belly, thatís all. She hadnít shaven that beaver in years, hell she couldnít even see it, let alone access it
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    WTF
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    WTF
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    Quote Originally Posted by .WestCoastHucker. View Post
    You looked, then you looked again. Be honest.
    Nope, Hawg will though.
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