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    some negative rep gave me troll

    Got an ointment. Should be cleared up in 5 days.

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    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    I was all posted, but I got a call. I told Karma that tuesday is over the top.
    Fine by me as any standard script will tell you. Can't we all find out how pickles live?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    funny, i was just scratching myself when i read the word "ointment". seemed fitting
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    funny, i was just scratching myself when i read the word "ointment". seemed fitting
    Eew!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    funny, i was just scratching myself when i read the word "ointment". seemed fitting
    yeah, you were "scratching". right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Got an ointment. Should be cleared up in 5 days.
    pick 'em if you got 'em!
    Stupid, but sometimes witty. Occasionally brilliant. Slow and fat though.

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    Been riding a bit more lately, longer saddle time, I know it's not a zit or a pimple on my butt, but ingrown hairs down there. Sucks, cause I can't see down there to get a sterilized pin in there to pick them out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randyboy View Post
    been riding a bit more lately, longer saddle time, i know it's not a zit or a pimple on my butt, but ingrown hairs down there. Sucks, cause i can't see down there to get a sterilized pin in there to pick them out.
    Last edited by big terry; 06-16-2012 at 03:34 PM.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    why you no shave crack?
    yikes! really? (do you really?)

    getting it waxed is one thing, but the grow-back stubble has got feel like ass...ok well, in this instance, 'worse than ass' - plus, I would suspect that shaving the crack would make ingrown hairs more conducive.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    lol it was the best i could come up with on a spur of the moment. besides im a clipper man, im used to stubble.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Duct tape.

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    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
    http://about.me/bigterry

    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    that Macro is kinda retarded - the presumed OP loaned out a razor? like people do that.
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    its the "*****bag roommate" meme. i thought you were aware of this guy?
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    I don't need sex. My life fvcks me daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    its the "*****bag roommate" meme. i thought you were aware of this guy?
    Oh, I am - I just cant fathom loaning out a razor, or toothbrush, or... is all
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    It's them d@mn dirty neggers spreading that sh*t

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbnoobadam View Post
    It's them d@mn dirty neggers spreading that sh*t
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    All I got was a stoopid lawn gnome! I guess it's better than a racist lawn jockey, but I want a freakin' troll!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big terry View Post
    its the "*****bag roommate" meme. i thought you were aware of this guy?
    That one's new to me. How old is it?

    I always seem to learn about memes years after they emerge. The whole lolcats thing...probably 5yrs

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    It's spwedding

    some negative rep gave me troll-553563_10151054670858465_1355063210_n.jpg
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    ^ "Has phone sex. Gets hearing aids"

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    For valuable info on a revolutionary product to solve your problem look here:
    Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml
    (taken from this thread in the Off-camber:
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch rides a SS View Post
    ^ "Has phone sex. Gets hearing aids"

    Is that a new STD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    It's spwedding

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    Isnít that a high school picture of Chris Costanzo?

    Uh oh! Someone just stole your KOM!

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